/TG/heim:JT and Friends Private League

Intro

It is after the invasion of Vlad Carstein, roughly around the Imperial Year 2060. With the invasion of Ostermark and the Empire, warbands searching Mordheim decreased to a degree. However, now that the Vampire Threat is waning, many have returned to loot the city. In one area of the city, there is a rumour of a vast treasure hidden in a vault. Various warbands have moved into the area - if one warband can claim enough territory they can drive off the other warbands - and excavate the area, claiming the treasure.

Participating Warbands

Slayers of Bargorash (Marauders of Chaos) - 244

The Lady's Blackguard (Hochland Bandits) - 165

Waaagh Ironteef (Orcs and Goblins) - 159

Reavers of Whitebeard (Norse Explorers) - 123

The Circus of Wonders (Carnival) - 123

Zündstoff's Schülerklasse (Gunnery School) - 110

The Retired

Novus Potentia (Sisters of Sigmar)

Vertilstone Warherd (Beastmen)

Revenants of Sanguela (Goddamn them circomflexes)

Gods of the Arena (Pit Fighters)

Vannenschmidt's Royal Regimental Remnant (Averlanders)

The Sharpaxe Avengers (dorfs)

Crew of the Dancing Nereid (Pirates)

Dakka's Lads (Orcs)

Darklanders (Possessed)

Marauders of Morga (Norse)

Cult of the Abhorred (Possessed)

Kasimir's Kin (Ostlanders)

The Disbanded

Ser Feucan's Coterie (Bretonnians)

The Dread Men (Restless Dead)

The Blackeners (Skaven)

Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium (Carnival of Chaos)

Karazal Thrundtamers (Dwarfs)

The Malaphim (Possessed)

The Rötkriegers (Reiklander Mercenaries)

Ivan's Krepkiy Warband (Kislevites)

The Sonvogel Crusade (Witch Hunters)

Serpent Blades (Slaaneshi Kurgan)

Rules

Part 1 (Basic Rules)

http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m2360268a_m1330012_Mord_Rulebook_part_1_-_rules.pdf

Part 2 (Core Warbands)

http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m2360273a_m1330016_Mord_Rulebook_part_2_-_warbands.pdf

Part 3 (Leveling Up, Buying Stuff, Extra Rules)

http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m2360274a_m1330018_Mord_Rulebook_part_3_-_campaigns.pdf

Empire in Flames (Wagons and Horses)

http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m1330028_Mord_Empire_in_Flames.pdf

Chaos in the Streets (Multiplayer Mordheim)

http://www.scribd.com/doc/6696242/Chaos-on-the-Streets

Other Warbands And Hired Swords Not Listed in Part 2 or 3

http://www.mordheimer.com/warbands/official.htm

Even More Warbands

http://cianty.ashtonsanders.com/btb/pdf/btb.pdf

http://cianty.ashtonsanders.com/nc/

Other Hired Swords Not Listed in Part 3

http://cianty.ashtonsanders.com/mim/pdf/swords_of_the_empire.pdf

Artefacts

All-Seeing Eye of Numas - Slayers of Bargorash

Advancement Points

• Heroes: 2, 4, 6, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36, 41, 46, 51, 57, 63, 69, 76, 83, 90
• Henchmen: 2, 5, 9, 14

(For Ogre bands, cut gained xp in half and count in increments of 0.5. So an Ogre hero who earns 1 xp would only gain 0.5xp, but would count the original 1 towards warband rating)

House Rules

General

-You may Select Warbands from the Lists above.

-You do not have to charge in a straight line in Mordheim (you can charge models behind corners with an Initiative test). You still need to take the shortest possible route to the target.

-Ensure diagonals are being measured via Euclidean rules. (Check the page options on the map you are using.

-Go over any changes in the regular rules you wish to use with your opponent before beginning, and ensure both of you are familiar with the scenario.

-Errata is in use in most cases, save for obvious disagreements with current houserules (such as TWF).

-Don't be a dick.

-Don't be a whiner.

-Don't be a bad sportsman.

-Accept that Mordheim is not fun, it is Fun.

-REMEMBER THAT HENCHMEN COSTS GO UP BY 2 GOLD PER EXP.

Maps and Scenarios

-A Map is 48x48 units. A Token should be 70x70 pixels, except in the case of large units, which are 140x140

-If you roll a Scenario that a player played last time, they have the right to demand re-roll. Second Roll Stands.

-Roll a D6 for Maps. 1 = Ditchtown. 2 = Mordheim Outer Plaza. 3 = Mordheim Street. 4 = Treasury. 5-6 = Player with Lowest Warband Rating chooses.

-Scenario may change this. "Defend the Find" Always uses the Treasury Map. "Street Fight" always uses the Street Fight Map.

-If you are doing a Multiplayer game, this is different. Roll a D3 for Maps. 1 = Wizard's Mansion, 2 = Graveyard, 3 = Player with Lowest Warband Rating Chooses. Scenarios WILL change this. Scenarios 4 (Wizard's Mansion) and 5 (The Pool) MUST be played on the Wizard's Mansion map. Scenario 7 (Monster Hunt) MUST be played on the Graveyard Map.

Weapons and Armour

-Using two melee weapons at once incurs a -1 to-hit penalty. This does not apply to characters that have multiple attacks, but applies to all attacks in a round if the character chooses to gain a bonus attack from an extra weapon.

-The Special Blackpowder Weapons Rules (Page 120) ARE in Effect. All Blackpowder Weapons have their cost reduced by 20%. This means the costs are thus. The Special Blackpowder rules lead to a misfiring of the gun on a roll to hit of 1.

        *Handgun = 28
        *Hunting Rifle = 160
        *Blunderbuss = 24
        *Pistol = 12 (Brace = 24)
        *Dueling Pistol = 24 (Brace = 48)

-Weapon Unique Critical Hits ARE in Effect (Page 116)

-Sling flurry is at S2 (the double attack). Single shots may still be made at S3.

-Light armor and Heavy armor are half the listed price, rounding up. *Only during warband creation

-To use Ithilmar Armour, the unit must be able to use Light Armour. To use Gromril Armour, the unit must be able to use Heavy Armour.

Special Rules

-Wagons, yaaaay! If you are using seperate models for wagon and horses, wagons are 140 x 280, and horses are 70x140.

-Rubble is Difficult Terrain for Wagons. Ruins are Very Difficult Terrain for Wagons.

-Mounted Combat Rules from the main rulebook are in use. Further Mounted combat rules are under review.

-You MAY Attempt to Escape from Combat (Page 117)

-Rewards of the Shadowlord table may be used by Possessed Warbands.

-Sisters of Sigmar Righteous Fury applies to all Chaos-aligned Warbands. (Possessed, Carnival, Undead, Beastmen, Marauders). These aforementioned warbands all count as "Chaos".

Buildings

Buildings are assumed to be fairly ruined and/or flimsily built. Unless otherwise noted, all buildings:

-Are assumed to be 3" high

-Are climbable to the roof/high ground from anywhere in the building. Brown buildings you can just walk up. If you wanted to get on top of ruins you'd need to make a climb check.

-Can be seen *into*, but not seen *through*, unless otherwise noted, but grant cover to occupants. You also cannot shoot through ruined buildings.

-Being on Top of Buildings does not decrease the range of Ranged weapons

-May be entered from any side.

YOU DONE GOOFED

This is a new section created to record instances that you find in the rulebook that we appear to have bungled or been playing wrong. Use this section to remind yourself and others and to alert the league of such pitfalls.

-Henchmen cost an extra 2 points per experience point

-Fear only lasts for one round of combat.

-Hatred only lasts for one round of combat.

-Remember "All Alone" Tests. Units in combat, not immune to psychology, with no non-knocked down or stunned buddies within 6", he will break from combat if failing a Ld Test, taking a hit from every enemy in that combat, and start to flee (see page 2)

-You must always shoot at the nearest target unless you have height advantage or other reasons (target is Large, on a Horse, you are using a Long Rifle, etc.). However, if the closest target is in cover and another target is not, you may fire at the next closest target not in cover.

-If you want to charge a model that you do not have a clear line of sight to, you must test initiative to do so. Otherwise you may not charge, but you do not count as having made a failed charge and may make other movements and actions as normal.

-Failing a Fear test to charge counts as a failed Charge, but the unit remains stationary.

Records

1) Dakka's Lads Win vs. The Rötkriegers in a Surprise Attack(Notable Casualites: None): During their first foray into the city in search of Wyrdstone, one of the younger members of the Rötkriegers spied a green figure in the building - they had stumbled into an Orc raiding party! Hoping to wipe out the beasts the Rötkriegers attacked, but the terrain (and terrible luck) flummoxed their attempt. Alois eventually called a retreat to search for Wyrdstone elsewhere and leave the beasts to their looting.

2) Dakka's Lads Win vs. Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment in a Wyrdstone Hunt(Notable Casualties: Korbo the Goblin is eaten after the battle for being too much of a prick.): Hearing of the formidable Warboss Ironteef, von Vannenschmidt decided to prove his worth in the region by defeating this powerful Orcish warband and taking their ill-gotten gains for his own. He and his men intercepted Dakka at an area rich in Wyrdstone - however, von Vannenschmidt was only able to inflict meager damage upon the goblin motley before his hat took a serious blow, leading to him calling an all out retreat to go search for a tailor, leaving the Orcs to plunder the area.

3) Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs. Dorfs in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: Dorf Engineer, Dorf Minion. Dorf Warband decides to leave the area to regroup): Whilst picking through the rubble looking for wyrdstone, Nilphar Vrokstien and his cadre of undead were ambushed by dwarven treasure hunters. The valiant, yet piss-drunk troll-slayer Finn charged into the disorganized undead rabble, struggling to land blows against the humble wight Drom. As Nilphar regrouped his forces and launched a counter attack against them, Finn finally cut down Drom, but he himself was later surrounded and mauled into submission by the encroaching zombies. Morgrim and Dizmad, along with their sharp-eyed gunsmith Gottri, held their line against their enemies despite the loss of their companion. Morgrim was the next to fall, having been laid low by the vengeful Kreiger, Drom's brother-in-death. He directed his fury against Dizmad next, skewering him to a zombie as he rushed in for the kill. Gottri stubbornly remained steadfast on the roof of a nearby building, before being cornered by Nilphar and one of his repulsive zombie minions. During the melee, this zombie showed some memory of his former life as a man from Nippon and with a swift, flying kick, knocked Gottri from the roof where he feel to his death. Beaten and broken, Morgrim and Finn escaped with their lives, leaving the vampire and his troop to their continue their nefarious survey.

4) The Rötkreigers Win vs. The Malaphim in Defend the Find (Notable Casualties: None): Dr. Kane and co. are performing myriad experiments on small children in an abandoned building when the Rötkreigers appear in the area, planning to take the lolis by force. Positions are established quickly, and Aschridael proceeds to explode through a wall like the Kool-Aid Man, Kadraksha trailing behind sheepishly. Kadraksha and Mathis proceed to flail at each other as Aschridael beats Manfred into submission with his huge fists. However, one of the Blitz brothers somehow lobotomizes the Possessed via bullet-to-eye contact. Dr. Kane moves to kill the lolis on the Rötkreigers' team, and manages to ensorcel one before Kadraksha is downed and he follows shortly after, stabbed badly by Emma. The Rötkreigers release all the other lolis and find a dead one with some money, and get very rich with wyrdstone. In their greed, they forget Manfred, who loses an eye to a Pit fighter in some grubby fighting-arena.

5) Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. The Malaphim in an Occupation (Notable Casualties: None): The two warbands rush to occupy several structures rumoured to have Wyrdstone in them, but when Karl Van brings down the Malaphim's doctor, severing some of his fingers, the mutants pussy out and run. Possibly shortest game in entire league.

6) Ivan's Krepkiy Warband Win vs. The Malaphim in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None): The battle started out slowly, with the most notable events being Ivan's rooftop hop and a phallic pile of rubble. However, in the end, The Malaphim cemented their reputation as the punchbags of Mordheim, when Aschidrael was taken down by Rusky's arrow. After Kadraksha was slashed down by Ivan, the Doctor and the loli decided to cut their losses and run. However, they did need to negotiate the return of Aschidrael, which cost them a bit more gold.

7) Dakka's Lads Win vs. The Malaphim in a Street Fight (Notable Casualties: Bayle S'thnibb): As the armies approached Ground Zero, many goblins held up the orcs with their errant ranting. When they finally met, Aschidrael tried to strike the orcs, but a goblin intercepted. It was quickly dispatched, but Kadraksha was dropped by a bloody goblin. Bayle S'thnibb aka Cultist-chan, sadly, was slain by the Warboss's arrow. Aschidrael took down another goblin, but Kane fell to the blade. With no other choice, Aschidrael charged into the orcs. While he did eventually fall to an orc's knife, he accomplished what no other has done: Dropping the Warboss 'Dakka'. Truly this was a glorious battle.

8) The Rötkreigers Win vs. Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: Roderick Schmitt): The Rötkreigers come upon the Royals while they were looking for swag. Alois then complimented Vannenschmidt's hat, but since it was taken as backhanded, the battle began. Even as one of the Blitz Bros. took down a hobbit, Mathis tried dearly to tank the team from Hobbits as the team tried to get closer, but when the giant fell, the Rötkreigers fled to a nearby building and set up camp. After the Royals finally approached, the marksmen opened fire, taking down another hobbit, wounding the others, and perforating Vennenschmidt's hat. The Royals returned fire, slaying the newcomer Roderick. Alois then charged Karl Van, bringing him down with a clean hit. At that point, the Royals fled, not bothering to deal with those fucking lolis shooting at them.

9) Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. Ivan's Krepkiy Warband in an Occupation (Notable Casualties: Grushi the Streltsi): When rumors of wyrdstone spread, the two armies run in to occupy several structures. The Kislevites fire off a volley, taking down a halfling as the two clash before Ivan's men began taking hidden positions amidst the rubble. However, the tables soon turn as many of Ivan's men began dropping to the arrows of a goddamned murder-hobbits. The Russian loli gets shot up, but lives because lolis are the master race, and when Ivan himself falls and Vannenschmidt shows mercy, he calls off the assault, leaving the cache to the Averlanders.

10) Ivan's Krepkiy Warband Win vs. The Rötkreigers in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None): The two armies met with only one thing in mind: excellent combaaaaat! The Rötkreigers quickly set up a defensive bastion as the Kislevites split their forces and prepared a pincer attack. This was partially foiled as the western forces met Manfred, whose manly might held back their strike. In the East, a shootout erupted, with Albert and Rusky both falling in the conflict. On the West, in a five-man orgy of violence, Manfred successfully dropped Ivan and a halfling mercenery before falling himself when a warrior injured his leg. The Reiklanders and the Kislevites had each other on the ropes! However, when the lolis came under fire, Alois called off the assault and fell back to prevent any further losses.

11) Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs. The Malaphim in Occupy (Notable Casualties: ONE. ZOMBIE.) Drom is booted due to his Hand Injury): Dr. Kane was looking for a new, out-of-the-way-and-empty building to set up a laboratory, muddling about in the middle of town, when suddenly the streets became blanketed with mist. Horrid, guttural moans and groans came from within and out shambled a hoard of zombies, led by the sinister vampire, Nilphar. He also wanted this territory, if only to move his coffin into one of the basements. Their disagreements soon broke into fighting, as they took up arms to rid one another from the area. Nilphar's zombies managed to enter and hold the majority of the houses, while the rest moved in on the monstrous Aschidrael. That was a mistake. He tore through them like paper, only to be put down by Nilphar's blade (and by his blade, I really mean the zombie next to him kill-stole). In the manor at the center, Drom and Kreiger (not to mention the cowardly Marcellus), battled with Kane and Kadraksha. The wights were both defeated, but when they heard Aschidrael throes of pain and agony, they took their companion and left. Nilphar once again claimed victory, but at a cost.

12) Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs. The Rötkreigers in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None.) As the undead began to scour the area, searching the ruins for lost treasures at their master's command, the Rötkreigers stumbled upon them. At the other end of the wide street, the Rötkreigers took up position in the buildings, sending a few warriors to skirt around the side and flank the oncoming undead hoard. Stealthy, the zombies shuffled through broken buildings and rubble in the streets, avoiding gunfire from the buildings to the north. The Rötkreigers position was overrun and they decided to retreat before their losses became too heavy.

13)Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs. Von Vannenscmidt's Royal Regiment in Defending the Find (Notable Casualties: None.) Von Vannenschmidt had the luck to locate a very sizeable haul of Wyrdstone hidden in a small building overlooking a ditch and had his men searching the area. So focused were they, and so thick the encroaching mist, that they did not notice an approaching undead menace until too late! The Mountainguard only just managed to get into position, so close was the zombie hoard. The Averlander rangers loosed their arrows to a paltry effect, clearly some dark magic at work - even the notorious halflings did little. With no time to fire the crossbows, the Mountainguard put up a valiant effort, managing to stall the Vampiric minions. However, when the vampire himself began tearing into them, Von Vannenschmidt wisely called a retreat to avoid any unneccessary death. (He had also just managed finished stuffing his pockets with Wyrdstone).

14)Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs. Dakka's Lads in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: One piddly Goblin, whose name was Lan.) Dakka was happy. Reeeeally happy. He'd found a stash of wyrdstone just lying around in an empty run down shack, just laying there! Someone could trip over those. As he and his mob o' boys began reveling in their claim, wouldn't you know it, Nilphar and his hoard of undead arrived in a shroud of fog and mist. He also wanted that loot and would do anything to get his hands on it. Dakka's Lads noticed them and took position to do what they did best: Lay down the dakka. The zombies and shuffled through the ruins to the west, picking their way slowly toward the building. Just when everything seemed to be going well, they bumped into a patrol of goblins, who waved and screamed, giving away their location. With a hail of bolts and gunfire, Kreiger went down. The counter-attack the zombies made drove the goblins back, resulting in the death of many of them, including an unfortunate one who was surrounded and promptly ripped apart. Nilphar despretly wanted that wyrdstone, and was about to charge into the building to, if it wasn't for a meddling kid!- I mean goblin. Once he was out of the way, the undead poured out from the ruins and rubble, surging into Dakka's treasure trove. Taking what he could, he and and the remainder of their boys hightailed it, leaving a few pieces behind for Nilphar to take.

15)Ivan's Krepkiy Win vs. Dakka's Lads in a "Breakthrough" (Notable Casualties: Pozhar the Shota is out for three games. Also, two goblins.) After their embarrassing defeat at the hands of zombies, Dakka and his Boyz were heading south towards the alehouse when they stumbled across the Kislevites. Despite their stated goal of breaking through to the booze, the whole mess quickly devolved into a all-out brawl between highly drunk greenskins and even drunker humans. After a few rounds of gunfire brought down some of the goblins, battle on the east front devolved into a lot of creepy around "stealthily". On the west, though, goblins and Streltsi fought in bitter (if drunkenly inept) hand-to-hand combat that brought down the youth Pozhar and many others. Shurk and Gurnik attempted to provide covering fire, but their poorly-built guns exploded in their very hands. As the Kislevites mopped up in the west, Ivan grew restless and led a charge into an orc-occupied building - only to come face-to-face with the Boss himself! Barka laid low Ivan, giving the man a lifelong hatred of orc-kind. However, faced with the overwhelming number of stinkin' 'umies, and impending sobriety, the Boss sounded the retreat.

16) Ivan's Krepkiy Win vs. Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: Papily, Von Vannenschmidt's Hat) Ivan is enraged that the foppish Von Vannenschmidt showed him mercy and so prepares a cunning attack, ambushing the Royal Remnants and ruining Von Vannenschmidt's hat. Naffdorfer was taking a piss by a tree when the ambush happened and was startled by Papily and so beat the Kislevite to death with his halberd, before running to knock down Ivan to save his boss, before some Streltsi came and beat him senseless. Von Vannenschmidt then called a retreat to return to his tailor. Ivan thus stood victorious, his haticide complete.

17) Ivan's Krepkiy Win vs. The Malaphim in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: Kadraksha, and Kane is permanently addled) Still celebrating their victories over the feared Greenskins and their rivals, Von Vannenschmidt's men, and remembering Bereg and Papyli who fell in order to achieve those victories, the drunk Kislevites return to their stash (of booze, not wyrdstone). Unfortunately, Doctor Kane had been tailing them; it seems that Ivan's constant boasting that copious vodka-drinking kept him from harm had reached the Magister's ears. Kane decides he needs to study the astounding properties of the foreign spirit, and attempts to break into the stash. Ivan's men aren't so drunk that they fail to notice, however, and quickly converge on the Possessed. The mutants know all-too-well how dangerous the Streltsi and archers are at range, and even though the Kislevites aren't slouches in close combat either, the mutants decide that is their best chance. Kane and Cultist-chan attemt to sneak around the Kislevites while Aschridael and Kadraksha provide distraction. Aschridael proceeds to brutalize a hobbit, while Kadraksha realizes too late she has just run into a massive killzone and is turned into an amalgamation of lead and pulped flesh. Kane manages to stun a warrior, but then, in a moment of distraction, Cultist-chan realizes Kane has a bug on the back of his head. She proceeds to put an arrow through his skull, and then a second just to be sure the bug is dead. With half the team down, even Aschridael realizes it's time to run. Ivan actually feels bad for a now-brain-damaged Kane and leaves the Malaphim to their escape.

18) Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. The Rötkriegers in a Chance Encounter (Notable Casualties: Manfred, Rötkreigers disband after suffering heavy henchmen losses). Von Vannenschmidt had just taken a large haul of Wyrdstone from the ruins of Mordheim to pay off his tailor. However, his warband sighted another one in the distance. Von Vannenschmidt suddenly recognized them - those Reiklanders who had shot his hat! He quickly set up his people overlooking the plaza, but then realized that those sneaky hatruiners were sneaking. He thus bravely made the decision to go make one of his halflings go spot for his forces, shooting up a building filled with the Rötkriegers with crossbow bolts and arrows. This forced the Rötkriegers to attack or be picked off one by one. A shootout occoured, severely damaging the enemy, who retreated, Von Vannenschmidt being the more honourable man and yelling foul obscenities (in a gentlemanly manner) to the hat-ruiners as they fell back.

19) Dakka's Lads Win vs. Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium in Occupy (Notable Casualties: Poz and Ard.) On finding an unoccupied portion of the dread city, the Emporium tries to set up in Mordhiem, only to be challenged by Dakka's Lads, who move in and use goblin spotters to fire at Marie, who stays alive despite all efforts to kill her. Despite the vast overall incompetence of the goblins, the murder-goblins no less, Armand is taken out in short order, while Poz and Ard are taken down as well. Bubon, after his kill is stolen by Merdri, is shot by Shurk's handgun and taken out. Nok and Bork converge on Nuckalavee, who, despite being unarmed, proceeds to dodge four simultaneous attacks and cracks Nok's skull open with his bare hands in return. The two parties wisely decide to halt the fight, and the Emporium respectfully retreats, leaving the Boss to his spoils.

20) Novus Potentia Win vs. Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium in Occupy (Notable Casualties: Everyone's time.) To call this a 'battle' would be an insult to all great warrior of old. Apart from the carnies firing on a poor loli, everyone just ran to the buildings where Wyrdstone was rumored and sat there until they got bored and left with their fill.

21) Von Vannenschimdt's Royal Regiment Win vs. Dakka's Lads in a War of Dakka... er, Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Kek the Goblin and Nok the Goblin. Also Von Vannenschmidt's poor hat, again.) When out searching for more Wyrdstone to pay his tailor, Von Vannenschmidt runs into the devious Greenskins. His Royal Regiment sets up in some buildings, the orcs setting up in theirs and deploying the goblins to charge. What commences is likely the most prodigious amount of gun/crossbow/bow fire yet exchanged in these streets. The Orcs specifically target and ruin Von Vannenschmidt's hat, for the laughs. However, the Captain gets the last laugh as his men decimate the charging goblins. And in a miraculous occourance, the loli Alexis Richtofen actually hits AND takes down Gurnik, shocking everyone. A halfling also hilariously bounces a shot into the Boss, knocking him down. With this humiliation, the Boss orders a retreat, the hat already damaged anyways. To make himself feel better, he had the head of the dead goblin Nok removed and taxidermied, turning it into a decorative mug. Now whenever the Warboss drinks ale, his subordinates say that he is "Nok-ing them back", in memory of the goblin. At least until they forget him and kept using the phrase anyways.

22) Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium Escape Von Vannenschimdt's Royal Regiment (Notable Casualties: None) In looking for Wyrdstone, Von Vannenschimdt's troops run across a traveling circus, which proceeds on as if it is attempting to go through thier ranks. Being insulted in such a manner, Von Vannenschimdt's regiment decide to make a fight of it. The Carnival members make a run for it, however Bubon and Marie fall behind, plagued by hobbits on thier flanks. Yosef, being the man he is, stands as a decoy, and proceeds to stand firm under a hail of crossbow bolts, though he is taken down. Sporadic fire is rained on the Emporium, but to no further effect than to knock Marie down repeatedly. Nuckalavee tries his foul sorceries, which fail and do nothing other than to enrage the Captain. Finally, out of patience and unwilling to catch super-Nurgle-AIDS in close quarters, Von Vannenschimdt's regiment allow the clowns and carnies to pass through unmolested.

23) Von Vannenschimdt's Royal Regiment Win vs Revenants of Sângeluna (Notable Casualties: buncha zombies) Hearing of a great treasure hidden within the ruins of this particular area, Captain Von Vannenschimdt couldn't help but mobilize his forces in search of it. Little did he know that Nilphar and his undead minions were also seeking it. It didn't take long however when Orgoff suddenly screamed "I FOUND IT!" that every hobbit, human and zombie scrambled to claim the prize! A small skirmish broke out while trying to take the chest away, but in the end, Nilphar decided to cut his losses and leave the damnable thing behind. Captain Von Vannenschimdt eagerly leapt upon the chest, only to find that was, in fact, full of doilies. Saddened, headed back to camp, but not before stumbling over Kreiger's half-dead body. While no one was looking, he swiped his weapons, armour and what little gold he had, thinking to sell it all later. It was only until much later did Kreiger awoke to find that he had been robbed and he limped back to his master, thinking about how to explain himself along the way.

24) Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs Nuckalavee's Wonderous Emporium of Fantasticism (Notable Casualties: Yosef, the manliest of men. He will be missed.) Nilphar, as a boy, loved the carnival. But this carnival reminded him of anything but those fondest memories. Nuckalavee was equally disturbed by the presence of the undead, since his foul plagues and diseases would have no effect of them. The plaza they met in was about to turn into a bloodbath. The vampire and his ghoulish minions charged head long into their troupe, slaughtering the Bedridden Brothers and taking the life of Yosef. Nackalavee urged his strongman Bubon to get into the fight, but the huge man decided it was better to take a nap in the back of the plague cart. Realizing this situation could go from bad to worse, the Ringmaster pulled his troupe back, escaping the clutches of the undead.

25) Novus Potentia Win vs Ivan's Krepkiy Notable Casualties: (Berlinda the loli, Ratzvetali the streltsi, Anna the poor loli, some other Streltsi.) The Sisters Novus Potentia and the Kislevites marched down the narrow street towards each other like some scene out of West Side Story. The Kislevites set up a defensive position as the Sisters tried to find a way to break in without taking heavy losses. Sadly, the Western flank of lolis quickly fell as the streltsi bore down on them. However, the Northern assault rammed right into the Kislevites, who then started to take losses themselves. Sadly, as Anna tried to pick off the rest of the western attackers, she fell, her soul now prancing happily in Loli Valhalla. The two parties continues to brawl in a bloody affair, both refusing to back down until, finally, Ivan's warband receded, their leader taking a serious wound as the remaining Sisters tended to their wounded.

26) Novus Potentia Win vs Revenants of Sângeluna in Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: Many lolis were slain this day.) The Sisters of Sigmar had heard of Nilphar's horrendous record of slaughter. They had to put him down before more were lost to his blade. They caught him and his forces by surprise, charging through the town towards the vampire's servant, Vlar. Vlar and the zombies held their own, if only for a short time, succumbing to the whipping strikes of the Sisters. With his forces scattered and late to the fight, Nilphar himself charged into the fray, cutting down a good many lolis, then two of the superiors, as well as the Matriarch herself. He had his back turned for just a moment before then he himself was laid low. Swearing vengeance, the undead took their master and scurried away, leaving the Novus Potentia to their hollow victory.

27)Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs The Sonvogel Crusade (Notable Casualties: Hachrand Schenkopf, who was then promptly zombified) Lanstrom von Stirland eagerly plunged his warband into battle against the Revenants, wishing to end this vampire threat here and now. He was not prepared for the whirling storm of death that was Nilphar and was routed quickly. Better to retreat and fight another day.

28) Novus Potentia Win vs The Blackeners (Notable Casualties: Brita the loli) The Sisters came upon a small band of Skaven acting rather suspicious. Figuring they could be lured into a trap, they bunked into a building and waited for the beasts to approach. Once their leader shot into the group, dropping a loli, the lolis charged. The Skaven leader was quickly dropped by a little girl. Skrang, too, drowned in a tsunami of adorable little girls. The Skavens fled, and while Brita succumbed to her wounds, the Sisters came upon a cache of hostages. They freed them, and the youngest girl, Brenda, joined the Sisters, eternally grateful of their intervention.

29) Von Vannenschimdt's Royal Regiment win vs. Nuckelavee's Wonder Emporium in Breakthrough. (Notable casualties: Armand, Mussoni, and Boyle) THe battle began happily. THe plague-wagon was moving along, tootling it's carnival music, when Von Vanneschimdt noted the tune and desired some cotton candy. Unfortunately, the wagon's horses bolted, as the living-wagon cart driver screeched 'THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'. THe wagon proceeded to run over Boyle, who was then shot with an arrow. THe wagon then slammed into a building, while Byle was shishkabobed to one of the horses, which exploded, somehow. Bubon and Marie watched the fireball from a fair distance, while Armand and Mussoni took out Katherine, and then were mobbed by mountain gaurd. Von Vannenschimdt finally got his cotton candy from a bemused bunch of carnies, and everyone involved finished the traffic accident very confused.

30) Sonvogel Crusade wins vs. Gods of the Arena A group of renegade pit fighters had just discovered a building filled with lots of Wyrdstone. However, Witch Hunters under the command of von Stirland arrived, commanding the gladiators to surrender the magical stone to them and to leave the City. The gladiators responded by mocking the Witch Hunters, who promptly declared them heretics and released the hounds on them. After a brief fight, the Pit Fighters decided to take what wyrdstone they could and leave.

31) Dakka's Lads win vs. the Revenants of Sângeluna in a Street Fight (Notable Casualties: Timmy the goblin, Gurnik's second gun, Nilphar's dignity) What began as an orcish raid on the Revenants quickly devolved into a mess of bickering and pummeling each other. While the rank and file were so occupied, the shaman Bang! led the goblin elite in a sophisticated outflanking maneuver... straight into a horde of ghouls. The undead quickly set about butchering their opponents. Both Shurk and Gurnik demolished their guns by accident rather than the enemy, but the boss quickly got his eye in, bringing down two victorious ghouls. Meanwhile the vampire Nilphar attempted a charge of his own. He was faced with two goblins - he snapped one's neck with fatal surety. And then the impossible happened - the greenskin Lund rose to the challenge, weaving around the vampire's relentless assault. A ghoul joined in, to no avail. After no fewer than ten unsuccessful strikes, Lund managed to chop through the vampire's leg as efficiently as felling a tree. Seeing their leader felled, the Revenants sounded the retreat. After-battle reactions were mixed. Disappointed by their newest member's incompetence, the Lads unceremoniously dumped Bang! in the Fighting Pits, where his opponent quickly beat him to a bloody pulp. To general shock, the shaman survived, and doesn't afraid of anything anymore. Meanwhile the lamed Nilphar fitted himself with a pegleg and, seeking to put a cheerful spin on the disfiguring injury, donned full pirate regalia, including a natty coat and enormous lucky hat.

32) Revenants of Sângeluna and Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. Nuckalavee's Emporium (Notable Casualties: None) What began as a simple hunt for wyrdstone on the property of a now-deceased wizard quickly became a mass powerstruggle as the Carnival, The Regiment, and the Undead closed on the same location. Initially the search for wyrdstone took precedence, the Regiment collecting most of it with rapid troop deployments. Nuckelavee's wagon, however, proved to be more a hindrance than anything else, having to constantly halt and work around buildings. Eventually everyone got out and walked. As the Sanguelans closed in, thier contact with Von Vannenschimdt turned into an alliance. The Regiment, however, did not even require the vampire's assistance, as the carnies fled after Von Vannenschimdt himself panicked at the sight of Marie and fired both pistols into her.

33)Revenants of Sângeluna Barely Win vs Nuckalavee's Wonderous Emporium of Fantasticism (Notable Casualties: Kreiger lost to Aids, ghouls were slaughtered and a zombie was lost) Nilphar was one day looking for some real estate in Mordheim to sell to his vampire compatriots when he came across Nuckalavee's wandering troupe who desired to use this area to set up their circus. An argument broke out and what was supposed to be a land grab turned into an absolute slaughter fest. Am-het, Nilhpar's ever loyal undead pooch, burst across the plaza, smashes through a window and mauls Nuckalavee into submission. In one of the buildings, plaugebearers and ghouls duked it out for supremacy, which the ghouls eventually lost. The Plaguecart, quite surprisingly, managed to tokyo drift right into Montgomery, who was then after AIDs'd by Marie. Kreiger was also an unfortunate victim to NAIDs and was set on fire shortly after to keep it from spreading. All in all, nothing was accomplished, many were brutally killed and/or maimed and Merdri is now very shaky due to the brutal carnage that was around him.

34)Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Wins vs Nuckalavee's Wonderous Emporium of Fantasticism in a Defend The Find (Notable Casualties: Nuckalavee's Sanity, Bubon's Dignity) The Emporium had found a building that appeared to be filled with wonderous Wyrdstone. However, Von Vannenschmidt had found them. Von Vannenschmidt was still angry at the clowns for trying to give him Super-AIDS, and for the spoiled cotton candy they had tried to sell him. So he bravely set up a cunning trap. The clowns suffered under a fusillade of bolts and arrows, eventually fleeing. Sadly, Von Vannenschmidt discovered the "wyrdstone" the clowns had found was just some green coloured candy.

35)Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs Novus Potentia (Notable Casualties: Barghest, but he was glued back together) Upon traveling through a dense urban area, the Sisters encountered the undead horde they had beaten at such costs before. They rushed forward to find that the Treasury building was almost entirely boarded up and inaccessible. This forced them into a narrow hall in what would have been an undead meat grinder. The two armies clashed, but the lolis found themselves getting quickly overwhelmed. While the undead wolves were dropped handily, Nilphar brought down the pain with Vlar and Orgoff. Also, Rosalina was hauled away by ghouls. Eventually, Adelle, who was stationed to guard the rear, came up and yelled "THIS IS A BAD IDEA!" Everyone took this insight into heart and fell back. For her tactical genius, Adelle was promoted! Also, Rosalina would have been turned into a zombie, but Adelle had another idea! She grabbed a handful of gold and put it in a conspicuous place. Since Nilphar is a pirate now and is attracted to booty, he was distracted by the loot while Rosalina was rescued.

35) Revenants of Sanguela win vs Emporium, Royal Regiment, and Songovel Crusade (Notable Casualties: Bubon and a hobbit) A young wandering prince had apparently gotten lost in a wizard's mansion. Hearing of this, four warbands converged on the area to escort, corrupt, or kill the young lad. THe Revenants immediately drove into Von Vannenschimdt's flank, the direwolves bringing down a hobbit. The carnival proceeded to rush down a lane and Nuckalavee, Marie, and Tetnaus got out to greet the prince and possibly give him aids. THe Crusade, meanwhile, sought to find better firing positions, while the Regiment retreated from the undead while advancing towards the prince. THe boy, being terrified of clowns, ran crying from Marie, while the undead, carnival, and crusade continued to engage. Fighting erupted between the crusaders and Bubon, who fell to Bolzen, while the Nurglings proved to be more badass than a Brute and took down both a dog and the battle-priest. As another dog nabbed the prince, the Regiment tried in vain to fight back and retreat from the wolves and oncoming undead. Nuckalavee succeeded in sending out a wave of sickness that brought down a dog. Marie and Tetnaus took on a pair of dogs, only to be brought down by the mountaingaurd. Seeing that the carnival wasn't going to be able to corrupt the young man, Nuckalavee killed the boy with buboes. Meanwhile, the undead piled into the plaguewagon, and off it went. As the crusaders retreated, the wagon plowed into a building like the Kool-aid man, startling everyone, while the Guardian screamed, again 'THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!' to the horror of all onboard. With this done, the undead poured forth, Nilphar taking down a hobbit and knocking two gunners prone with his rush, and the direwolves closed in. THe match ended when Von Vannenschimdt's hat was eaten by Montgomery II the ghoul.

36) Von Vannnenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. Novus Potentia (Notable Casualties: Astrid, Anya, and Alicia the lolis) The Sisters came upon a band of shady-looking warriors. Upon seeing the leader's blasphemous hat, the lolis and their leaders charged! Planning to wrap around from inside the Treasury and flank the band, the Averlander's split their force, as well, forcing the western branch of the loli assault to split further. The group attempted to avoid the gunfire, but were shot up. Even in close combat, the group was spread far too thin, and the mountain guard proved to be terrifyingly strong. The Sisters eventually fled, Ophelia taking some nasty brain damage as the remaining leaders hauled her off.

37) Novus Potentia Win vs. Nuckalavee's Emporium (Notable Casualties: None) The Carnival just wanted to pass through. The wagon advanced ahead of the lagging daemons, and the lolis, seeing the cart wasn't stopping, stood aside. Not before shooting their slings, however, and one shot bopped a horse, prompting the Gaurdian to, once again, scream 'THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!' and crash the wagon into a wall. Juliana, unable to flee, was knocked down by the crash, only to have a dazed Nuckalavee fall out on top of her. They proceeded to have a moment of staring into one another's eyes worthy of a comedy anime before Juliana kneed Nuckalavee in the groin and whipped him raw. The daemons arrived, only to be overwhelmed by lolis when they realized the CYST COMPATRIOTS HAD FALLEN ASLEEP IN THE WAGON JUST LIKE BUBON. The cart continued to carren right out of the street with Merdri and Marie clinging on for dear life. Ophelia, seeing this, declared that unholy blood had already been spilled and allowed the daemons to take thier badly beaten master from a panting, flustered Juliana, and leave.

38) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in Hidden Treasure Hunt (Notable Casualties: None) Right away, the Sisters began scouring the area for the vile shards. However, so did a band of Beastmen. Elfangor ran up, searching the western area for stones, and several lolis searched the center and east. However, when no treasure appeared, it left one option. As soon as the Sisters came to the realization, they rushed toward the suspect, Elfangor fleeing flying rocks as a single loli grabbed the treasure and brought it home. It contained no wyrdstone, but the resources were much needed. Meanwhile, Christine was sent home with a pat on the head and a lolipop as they stumbled upon hostages, one of which being a skilled thief loli. She repented and joined the Novus Potentia to make up for her sinful past.

39) Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in Occupy (Notable Casualties: None) The Carnival, seeking to set up, ran into the beastmen. For a time, neither side did much other than Elfangor, who, in a drunken haze, ran over to plague-tan to ask her on a date. Plague-tan was so astonished she accidentally vomited all over him and he proceeded to pass out. While she fussed over him, Yusef was a manly man, and put an arrow into Viral's skull, making him even dumber. The Gors rushed in to try to attack, but they broke against the wall of daemons and a raging Nuckalavee, who ran at them screaming 'WELCOME! BUY SOME COTTON CANDY!'. The beastmen decided to do so, and got some cotton candy before heading out again.

40) Nuckalavee's Wonder Emporium Win vs. Dakka's Lads in Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: Lund the Goblin, bane of Nilphar) THe goblins and Bang! were dutifully digging through the ruins when the sound of calliope music drifted to them on the air. In seconds, the cart roared into the square, offering fun that shocked the goblins into amazed stares. Lund and Bang! were the first to fall, stuffed with hot-dogs and cotton candy. As the other goblins retreated from the oncoming Fun-train, the orks, wondering what all the music was about, arrived and hurried up to the roof of a building to check things out. As they shot at a few carnies to no avail, the two remaining goblins battled with Nuckalavee, who was screaming to play some carnival games. Neither the carnival master nor the goblins could seem to do much to one another, until finally two spells put the goblins down with pustul breakouts. The orks were jumped by half a dozen nurglings, two of which they managed to down before one bit off a few of the warboss' fingers. He was then dragged off by his Boyz, still howling about -not his hand- but his not getting to win any prizes.

41)Revenants of Sângeluna Win vs Novus Potentia (Notable Casualties: Cerberus, but once again, glued back together. Also, Ophelia's dignity) The Sisters were travelling through the city when, once again, the undead came in their sights. The two groups took up positions, with the lolis slinging rocks at the enemies, bopping Malara on the head one. However, two of the wolves charged into the group. They struck fear into the group before Helena and Rosalina took them out. However, things got messy once Nilphar entered the fray. Many of the lolis stood frightened as the infamous scourge of Mordheim began tearing them down, even Rosalina. Even Ophelia flubbed a relatively easy spell, allowing a loli to fall and she herself to drown in ghouls. Eventually, the Sisters were forced to flee, but not before some wandering marauders found Ophelia's unconscious body, stripped her of everything including the shirt on her back, and fled. Everyone was very curious as to why their Matriarch was preaching in a bloodstained sheet.

42)Novus Potentia and Vannenschimdt's Royal Regiment win vs. Wonder Emporium and Revenents of Sanguela (Notable casualties: Two lolis, two wolves, one retarded giant mutant chicken and Merdri the Clown, Lorinda was zombified) THings started off in a rush. Rumours of a retarded Gryphon gaurding a horde of stuff reaches everyone's ears. THe plague cart is the first to arrive on the scene, crashing into the lair and dumping nurglings on the gryphon, which then dogpiled on the beast along with two direwolves. The special gryphon, which was now revealed to be only a giant mutant chicken, really tried it hardest, managing to put down a couple of wolves, but made the mistake of eating a Nurgling - which immediately gave the beast super-AIDs and then chest-bursted out of the now ex-giant-mutant-chicken.. Now that the derpy monster's rather lackluster hoard was revealed, the battle was on to claim it. Lolis vs. undead everywhere, ghouls taken out, and the undead eventually routing as the slower mountain-gaurd arrived to ruin the Carnival's day. Merdri the clown attempted to murder a loli but was struck down and then had his head popped like a ripe melon by KARL VAN, MACHO MAN. One of the mountainguard also shot a crossbow bolt at a nurgling - leaving the little guy entirely unharmed, but piercing through Nuckalavee's hand. Eventually, the Carnival left, allowing the lolis to claim thier meagre prize. Many deaths were had that day.

43)Serpent Blades win vs Revenents of Sanguela in Surprise Attack (Notable casualties: None) Melara and Ivor were out and about picking through dead bodies lookin' for loot when the suddenly howling of hounds and the wooping of warriors was heard. At first Melara thought it was the Dire Wolves and the Ghouls, but it turned out to be the newest arrival in Mordheim! The Serpent Blades, warriors of Slaanesh! Melara and Ivor ran for cover while the dogs gave chase, surrounding them in a building. Just then, Nilphar and his zombies burst onto the scene, the dire wolves leaping into combat. Ivor buggered out and ran while the Necromancer faithfully stayed to fight the Slaaneshi menace. But then she was surrounded and mauled by dogs, somehow becoming fearless by the end of it. Nilphar sounded the retreat, finding them not worthy enough prey to be hunted. Yet.

44)Nucklavee's Emporium Win vs. Serpent Blades in Breakthrough (Notable casualties: Nucklavee got AIDS) The Kurgan were lounging about, probably snorting coke off of each other as the Carnival horns began tooting. Not wanting to get involved, the Seer was at least allowed to "extend the blessing of Slaanesh" to the carnies. She proceeded to take control of the clown Marie, who took out Nucklavee's eye and gave him the Rot. The cart then simply continued on, confused as to what had just happened.

45)Novus Potentia Win vs. Serpent Blades in a Skirmish (Notable casualties: A dog) The Sisters were walking through the city, when suddenly four dogs attacked them! As they approached, ready to defend themselves, arrows started flying at Brigitte and Berlyn! Brigitte approached one of the dogs, pointing one out, allowing the rest to fire a volley of rocks. It was Rosalina's rock, blessed by Sigmar, that clubbed one dog right in the head, knocking it out. However, at this point, the three remaining charged! Brigitte found herself tangling with one, and two went after Ophelia, her right-hand lolis coming to her aid. At this point, more arrows were launched, one actually making its mark on poor little Berlyn. In a rage, the other lolis whipped the dogs on them until they fell bleeding. The other then attacked Anthea, but she dodged and countered with two whiplashes, one of which wrapped around the dog's neck, killing it. After she said something along the lines of "what a pain in the neck", the Sisters then investigated the area from which the arrows originated, but whoever was there had already fled.

46)Novus Potentia Win vs Revenents of Sanguela in Street Fight (Notable casualties: Am-het the Dire Wolf, Smithers the Ghoul, Bertha and Berlyn the lolis, and most notably, the dreaded vampire Nilphar) The Novus Potentia have had it. They've had it with these god forsaken undead in this god forsaken city. Nilphar had stolen so many of their sisters' lives and had turned beloved Lorinda into his zombified slave. They openly challenged him in the streets of Mordheim, their prayers to Sigmar echoing in the streets, instilling fury in the lolis and doubt in the undead. Yugott, a strange ally of theirs lumbered into position, beckoning the vampire into a duel. He accepted, charging down the street to meet his foe. They clashed, landing blows that would've slain lesser men. Just when Nilphar thought he had the upper hand, the Ogre laughed and rose to his feet. Ophelia, the matriarch of the Sisters, had healed him and was continuing to do so. Feeling the end was near, he lashed out at the others, trying to get them to flee before him, but they held fast. With a mighty blow, Yogutt smashed Nilphar to the ground and continued to smash him into a bloody pulp. His body destroyed, he crumbled into dust. When his minions caught sight of this, they turned tail and ran. The Sisters then resealed some graves that the undead were tampering with before bidding farwell to their temporary ally. As for Nilphar, signs of them returning seem slim, unless Melara can resurrect her master. . .

47)Revenents of Sanguela Win vs Gods of the Arena Skirmish (Notable casualties: Burns) On their way back to summon their dead master, the Revenents bump into the so-called God of the Arena, a group of Mordheim Gladiators. A short skirmish breaks out and while the gladiators lose, they gain valuable insight as to what to expect in Mordheim. Melara and the Undead finally manage to find a quiet spot to enact the ritual, the dust and ashes of Nilphar gathering together to form a new body. Bereft of his skills and knowledge of his previous life, they arm him with what they could find and again follow his command.

48)Gods of the Arena Win vs. Novus Potentia in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were hunting the vile stones when suddenly, out of nowhere, a band of crazed gladiators rushed in from the North. Parzival was dropped immediately, with Helena and Dorothie eventually falling in the initial onslaught. Down below, Dahlia turned a corner, only to see two warriors rushing at her. She tried shooting at them, but when they came undeterred, she intercepted Spartakus from attacking her Sister-in-arms and fell as well. When the rest of the band arrived, they simply called a retreat, not wanting further needless bloodshed. Well, at least until they come back for revenge.

49)Serpents Win vs. Novus Potentia and Nucklavee's Emporium (Notable Casualties: 2 dogs) When the Kurgans pillaged a mansion, they found a sweet silk robe. The Kurgans, being Kurgans, were quite loud about their claim, catching the attention of not only a passing Carnival, but the Novus Potentia as well. The Carnival, hearing the prayers of Sigmar from afar, decided to wait for the two bands to wear each other done. Right away, Filia Mortis, the lolis' marksloli, tried to fire into ruins, but did not hit her target. It was at this point that two dogs charged the halfling! Surprisingly, though, the halfling manages to elude their blows! At this point, the Sisters engage their patented Loli Blender! Needless to say, the dogs were turned into a delicious smoothie. However, before they could celebrate, Anthea turned on Mabel and, with her whip, struck her down. Confused, they looked about and saw Tuldi, using dark magicks to control her. At this point, they fell back, slinging stones at Anthea to keep her from catching up. They slowed her down, but other of the Slaaneshi's rangers came in, starting a long, painful shootout between the two parties. Once Anthea came to, she ran to the edge in shame while the rest of the sisters continued their rocks and arrows. While the rangers exchanged projectiles, the Kurgans turned their attention to the Nurglites. Several dogs launched themselves into the hoard of Nurglings, and while one was lost, the daemons took major losses, causing the Carnival to pack up and leave. At this point, the Kurgans turned full attention to the Sisters. Just in time, too, since Ernakh had been bested by the onslaught of rocks and arrows. However, several lolis were taken out themselves. Once the rangers moved closer, the hobbit, once again, proved his uselessness to the Sisters by getting shot. Also, Tuldi once again approached with malicious intent. Meanwhile, the Kurgans approached from the East, and though several wolves were dropped by rocks, they slammed into the lolis, who took several casualties. Tuldi chose to hide, but Anthea, eager to redeem herself, rushed toward the Seer and pointed her out. Filia decided to shoot one arrow into Tuldi, but only stunned her. At that point, though, the Sisters fled, leaving the Kurgans to their loot.

50) Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment win vs. The Carnival (Notable Casualties: The Cyst Compatriots, Joachim the Halfling, Emmalyn Verbogen's Dignity and Clothing - Von Vannenschmidt had seen a very shiny new Gromril Breastplate at the armourer. Determining that he must own it, he mobilized his forces to look for Wyrdstone. However, he was ambushed by the Carnival! The Carnival ruined Ms. Verbogen's clothes, making her later quit the warband in disgust. The Carnival advanced, chopping a hobbit in two and beating up Grefter. Worse, the cart approaching Von Vannenschmidt bearing a Plaguebearer trying to vomit on his hat, and he was forced to bravely take cover in a building taking potshots with his pistol. The Royal Remnants scored some hits with their ranged weaponry, but was disheartened when Dieter Wichtman went down to Carny arrows. Worse, the Mountainguard were on the wrong side of the map and had not yet arrived. Except for one. Esmer Naffdorfer stood inside a building and screamed at some Nurglings "WHO DARES FACE ESMER VON NAFFDORFER". The Nurglings dared and paid the price, Naffdorfer beating the crap out of the trio of Nurglings. This gave heart to the rest of the Remnants, who renewed their counterattack, murdering the Cyst Compatriots and driving off the Carnival.

51) The Revenents of Sangeluna win vs. The Carnival and Gods of the Arena (Notable Casualties: None) Now that Nilphar was once again whole, they begin searching the nearby tombs and sepulchers for valuables to fund their venture into Mordheim. They had stumbled upon a large crypt, finding a rather large cache of wyrdstone. And before you could say "My precious", two other warbands decided to cash in on that find. The so-called Gods of the Arena had allied themselves with the Carnival, determined to crush the dwindling undead and reap profit. However, their forces were spread too thinly and most of the undead escaped into the city. Orgoff, however, was determined to stop the onslaught. He stood firm against the vile Plague Cart, giving it a sound thrashing before it toppled over. Even afterwards he was charged by Chum Lee, the gladiator's ogre and left him with a headache to remember. When the Carnies and the Gladiators saw that their quarry had escaped, they decided to give up the chase. Strangely enough, when they returned to the crypt, they found a small stash of wyrdstone left behind.

52) Serpent Blades Win vs. Novus Potentia and Revenants of Sangeluna in an Ambush (Notable Casualties: Lotsa canines) It was going to be the battle of the ages, Ophelia and her Sisters faced off against the newly-reborn Nilphar and his band of grave-defilers and undead. The two stared down, waiting for each other to call the charge... at which point a bunch of Kurgans hustled out of the nearby pit, carrying armsful of Wyrdstone. Seeing this, both parties turned their attention to them, launching attacks into the third party. The lolis shot into the group, but the dogs took all of the hits, the hobbit actually taking one down. On the southern end, dogs and ghouls duked it out, while the wolves charged some Marauders who stayed behind. While these battles went on, the leaders of the Kurgan band ran away with their loot, keeping it out of the hands of the two warbands flanking them. When they ran off, Ophelia and Nilphar glanced at each other awkwardly before passing each other a shrug and turning away. Maybe some other day when things are less weird.

54) Crew of the Dancing Nereid Win vs. Revenants of Sangeluna in an Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties: Boris) The Dancing Nereid had just pulled into port and the crew was eager to get their hands on this valuable 'wyrdstone'. Captain Nemo ordered a search and his men scrambled all over the docks looking for some. Soon enough, they bumped into the Revenants, who were also scouring the area. A short skirmish broke out and the Revenants let the pirates take their loot, there wasn't much of it anyway.

55) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in Defend the Find (Notable Casualties: None) The Beastmen had found a rather excellent cache of Wyrdstone in the Treasury, but that's when the Novus Potentia came to say hi! They prepared to enter the Treasury to confiscate the Wyrdstone, their prayers to Sigmar chilling the warherd. The beasts took as much wyrdstone as they could and fled, but Viral was distracted by a shiny. Elfangor, in a drunken stupor, stumbled to one of the lolis to ask her for a good time, but when she swung her whip at him, he knocked her down and prepared to force himself on her. Helena and Mabel quickly rushed to her aid, and while the former's whip got tangled on a piece of rubble, Mabel's sword took the centagor down. Ophelia then lead some of the Sisters into the Treasury. Also, the shiny that Viral happened to find was another piece of Wyrdstone, which he carried with him as he ran to catch up with the rest of the band.

56) Von Vannenschmidt and The Carnival Win vs. Novus Potentia and Serpent Blades in a Treasure Hunt (Notable Casualties: Brigitte, Dorothie, and Daniella the lolis and Dogs) Four warbands made their way into the graveyard, with the promise of lots of Wyrdstone. Von Vannenschimdt ran into the Sisters of Sigmar. His heart was warmed by the sight of the little girls and he informed his men to let them pass. Then he realized that the lolis were there to take his wyrdstone. Infuriated at having his money being stolen, he bravely hide behind a gravestone and ordered his men to open fire on little girls, heroically being very encouraging while the lolis were cut down. He then instructed his men to go collect the now free Wyrdstone - but then the Serpent Blades arrived! The Kurgan set their dogs to charge the Averlanders, who looked to be caught by surprise. However, suddenly, Naffdorfer stepped forwards and screamed "WHO DARES FACE ESMER VON NAFFDORFER". He then fired his crossbow and SOMEHOW took two dogs down at once. This inspired the Mountainguard to open fire as fast as possible, driving off the dogs. Then Von Vannenschimdt bravely faced the carnival, bravely bought some cotton candy, and bravely told the Carnival to go away with what wyrdstone they'd got or he'd sick Naffdorfer on them. Truly the hero of our times.

57) Novus Potentia Win vs. Serpent Blades in a Treasure Hunt (Notable Casualties: Anika and Elisabeth the lolis and Dogs) The Sisters approached Ditchtown, where rumors of a treasure chest had reached their ears. However, the Serpent Blades heard the very same rumor, and approached, as well. Anika ran to the east to search a far-off building while Ophelia and Rosalina ran forward to search the ones ahead. Filia tried to slow down the Kurgans with arrows, but only a dog was wounded. Anika found no treasure, and for her trouble, was swarmed by dogs. She managed to kill one, but sadly, the remaining overpowered her and mauled her to death. Meanwhile, as the Slaaneshi warriors advanced, Ophelia ordered Rosalina to retreat as she herself inspected the last building, where the chest was sitting in the open. Ophelia and a loli began to drag it back, but Tuldi used her terrible magicks to control the loli. She was intercepted, though, and another loli picked up her slack. Several other lolis fell to dogs before the beasts made one final push for the chest. While they successfully distracted the second carrier-loli, Rosalina sprinted up to the chest, grabbed it, and she and Ophelia dragged it back to the camp, out of the reach of the Kurgans. Sadly, none of the vile shards were in the chest, but instead only gold and jewels.

58) Novus Potentia Win vs. Dakka's Ladz in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties: four goblins, Gurnik's eye) While looking around for more Wyrdstone, the Sisters suddenly heard a lot of ruckus. Filia took a high point and looked about, saying only one word to her employer: "greenskins". The Sisters had heard of the orcish presence in Mordheim, but had yet to face them, until now! They both had the same thing in mind; the two great and vast armies met on the battlefield to chase down elusive shards of wyrdstone. The battle progressed well at first, with the two bands trading a few shots on the way to the treasure. Once there, though, the Boss fatally misjudged the young humans he faced, and charged into their line. Though he succeeded in bringing down one of the enemy, the Sisters quickly surrounded and downed him with whips and hammers. Elsewhere, the shaman Bang! was having similar luck, losing his goblin escorts to the fearsome young women. He managed to shock a loli down, but he, too, was surrounded and blended. Seeing her forces take the upper hand, Ophelia delivered an ultimatum to the orcs: retreat or feel the wrath of the Sisters. In return, the orcs gave a mighty cry of "WAAAAUGH!", retaliating with withering gun and crossbow fire that downed another loli. Their courage came to no avail, though, as the Sisters closed the distance and set upon the last few greenskins. Finally, their nerve broken, they fled with a few scraps of wyrdstone.

59) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Gods of the Arena in Street Fight (Notable Casualties: None) The Revenants wanted to go down the street. So did the Gladiators. This was a problem. They shuffled along the sides of the street, eyeing each other down viciously. Suddenly the undead broke from their lines and attacked, smashing the ogre Chum Lee to the ground. Nilphar had sneakily ran around the back and shanked Lugo before making his retreat. The Gladiators and the Undead then went their separate ways.

60) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Gods of the Arena and Crew of the Dancing Nereid in Ambush (Notable Casualties: Charles, Hachrand, Gottri) The Undead had found an exceptionally large haul of Wyrdstone in the large vault in the Graveyard, but then they heard the chatter of pirates and gladiators outside, who wanted in on it. Right away, an ogre charged into the undead horde at Melara, but Nilphar intercepted. Once again, Nilphar finds out its not a good idea to charge an ogre as he is handily cast aside. In a panic, Vlar grabbed Nilphar's dropped Wyrdstone and the leaders booked it as the zombies and ghouls attempted to hold off the Pit Fighters as long as possible. The pirates just couldn't catch up as the Gods of the Arena pushed through the lines of zombies and ghouls, tearing them down at an alarming rate. However, they were stalled just long enough for the gravedigging fiends to make off with their claim.

61) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The beastmen heard the Undead were putting on a parade and came to watch.

62) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Novus Potentia in Street Fight (Notable Casualties: Am-het, Elsina the loli) Nilphar had it with ogres. He wanted one. Minvera knew of such a creature and recommended they find one by the name of Murgog. Sure enough they did, snacking on some unfortunate lolis. Nilphar told the ogre of his plight, and the lolis involved, and he agreed to join them without a second thought. Just as they did so, they bumped into their old friends, the Novus Potentia. The Sisters started by heading forward, Yugott leading the charge. However, when Murgog crashed into the western branch of lolis, several of his escorts went to their aid. Yugott, however, continued forward, charging alongside the loli Alice at Vlar and a ghoul. In the west, several lolis fell as the ogre fought them, but when Helena swung her whip, his flesh was rended to the point where even an ogre would crump over in agony. Out east, several lolis charged, and all fell to the undead horde. Yugott himself would have fallen if Ophelia didn't sprint in with her Healing Hand. The clash last for quite some time, the lolis suffering a great toll on their ranks. Ophelia finally gave the word to retreat after a large portion of the warband was taken down by the undead.

63) Gods of the Arena Win vs. and Crew of the Dancing Nereid Breakthough (Notable Casualties: None) The pirates were eager to finding some booty. Unfortunately, all that they could find was owned by the gladiators. Oh my. The gladiators weren't into getting their booty touched by pirates, so they decided to bring down the wrath of the Arena Gods onto them. Chum Lee managed to kill a few, while Spartacus clashed with Captain Nemo and brought him to his knees. Rufus, oddly enough, wasn't too keen on getting hit and time after time the gladiators missed with their attack. He then thought it was good idea to punch Chum Lee square in the face, but instead punched him in the booty, to which Chum Lee yelled "FIRE! FIRE". But eventually Rufus fell, thanks to the timely arrival of Epar and Tsipar. Cornered, the pirates sent up the white flag and left the gladiator booty untouched.

64) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Rurk) The Beastmen were travelling through the Plaza when the scent of lolis reached their nostrils. Figuring they could get some dates, they rushed in to ask the small girls out. The plan sort of hit a snag, though, when arrows started flying their way. Undeterred, Eksur and Krunk approached to ask the girls, at which point they got swarmed and whipped to a pulp. Rurk, enraged that his allies got whupped, ran after Juliana, but he instantly got his skull caved in by her hammers. Helena and Ophelia then charged Groak, who got taken down by a great hammer blow. At this point, the Beastmen retreated, not wanting any further injuries.

65) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties: None) While on a lovely stroll through the other plaza, the lolis spotted off in the distance two beastmen huddled around a shard of wyrdstone. The girls decided this was the perfect opportunity to search themselves, as there may be more lying around. As they moved forward, Bianka found a piece of wyrdstone just lying in the on the ground, although she was too close and the beastmen spotted them. TarTak ran off with the shard, and Eksur was distracted by the sweet smell of the loli. He ran towards them, slowly growing more intent to unleash his "weapon" upon the young girl along with Groak, whose large "weapon" was out and readied. However, they fell short allowing the sisters to advance upon them; Rosalina cut Eksur down to size with her whip quite fast as Helena smashed Groak's "weapon" with her hammers. They sent the beastmen running for their lives, pulling their fallen comrades and their drooling leader away, screaming about Rurkar which was presumed missing after a misfired spell. He showed up eventually.

66) Novus Potentia Win vs. Nucklavee's Wonderous Emporium in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Ingrid mutated into a Horror post-battle) The Sisters returned to the plaza once they were sure those horny Beastmen had vacated. This time, they would search for wyrdstone in peace! At least until they heard the Carnival music. Right away, they began to set up the same way they had several times before as the Plague Cart came into view. Many of the girls approached the cart and were charged by the deranged carnies. Ingrid went after several lolis, but one ran to block her. She was quickly cast aside, but the Superiors quickly swarmed her and beat her down with their hammers. Not too far away, an AIDS clown and a Plaguebearer charged at a couple lolis. However, their whips met them right away, Smarts's plagueridden body sizzling as Adelle's blessed whip lashed his flesh. Further to the east, Yusef lead a small group of daemons as Marie attempted to hit the lolis from behind. He inflicted buboes on Emilie, causing her to fall to her knees, and then he plagued the hobbit before shooting him down. All the while, Rosalina flung a couple vials of blessed water at Plague-tan, but none of the water did more than inconvenience the daemon. Up north, Emilie crawled away as she was assaulted by Marie, the second AIDS clown. She managed to dodge her hits, but was unable to hit, herself. Yusef then lead a charge along with another Nurgling. Yusef was struck down by two lolis with whips, and Adelle's whip, the bane of all unholy beings, lashed the Nurgling, tearing it down just as it did the clown. Fearing Adelle the daemonslayer, the Carnival quickly fled, but not before the Shadowlord judged them. A third arm grew painfully out of Yusef's shoulder, but that was nothing compared to Ingrid, who bloated and bubbled like a melting chocolate bar into a Horror, who was abandoned right away.

67) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Nucklavee's Wonderous Emporium in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Tetanus) (MVZ: Lewis) Nilphar's mind, while shattered from being killed once, suddenly remembered Nucklavee's betrayal during their fight with Von Vannenschmidt. Despite the Ringmaster being dead, he charged out into the night to fight the Carnival all alone! The rest of the undead horde followed him, trying to make him come to his senses, but to no avail. The Carnival, surprised by this, returned fire from their daemonic plague cart. Arrows filled the sky, bloating out the sun. Lewis the zombie, however, fought from the shade. He dodged and matrix'd, twisting and turning around the arrows like a champ. If he got knocked down, he just got back up. Nurglings, watching their "Uncle" Lewis, ran closer to play with the shambling zombie. But then Murgog burst from the building, tripping on a window sill and tumbling into the ditch, nearly crushing on the process. After being thoroughly beaten, the Nurglings ran back to their masters and the Carnival escaped into the night. Nilphar, after the battle, came to his senses, wondering why he was covered in vomit and mud.

68) Novus Potentia Win vs. Wonderous Emporium in Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The circus, after a few potshots in the general direction of the lolis, simply moved the cart out of their way and waved as the Potentia marched by.

69) Serpent Blades Win vs. The Wonderous Emporium in Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: A horse, a Nurgling) The Kurgans shot daemons down, Tuldi took control of an AIDS clown who killed a Nurgling, dogs mauled Layla, and Balamir went Hulk mode and murdered one of the Plague Cart's horses.

70) Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment Win vs. The Wonderous Emporium in Occupy The Carnival made their way through the city to take some loot from some buildings. However, Von Vannenschmidt's men were in the area and were aware of the Carnival's approach. Von Vannenschmidt bravely set up a table and tea set and ate some crumpets while his men set up firing positions, expertly cutting down the Nurglites as they advanced into the square, eventually running away, while the Regiment sat back laughing, taking no casualties.

71) Novus Potentia Win vs. Wonderous Emporium in Street Fight (Notable Casualties: Danika and Emilie got AIDS) The Sisters were searching the backstreets when that familiar, whimsical tune played. Right away, the Sisters advanced, with Filia taking a position in a nearby building. A loli ran towards the clown, pointing her out, but no shots slung by the girls made their mark. The loli was then charged. She held her own, but was unable to fight back until, finally, she was struck down, along with two of her comrades, one of which falling ill. At that point, Filia noticed their leader creeping through the alley and called for backup. Seeing an opportunity to break their spirits, Ophelia ordered a tactical retreat into the alley. Sadly, Danika was caught by Marie before she could get away, and was infected. Filia shot a Plaguebearer, stunning it and allowing two sisters to go and hammer it down. She then felled a Nurgling with an arrow as Rosalina took another down with Blessed Water. Also, Ophelia engaged the other Plaguebearer and, with her hammers, managed to bring it down with little trouble. Mabel and Juliana then found themselves fighting the ringleader, Yesef, and his fellow Nurgling. Mabel was able to deal with the Nurglign easily, but Juliana didn't fare as well, getting struck with buboes and taking a bladestrike. She managed to strike Yesef down, however, and Ophelia provided her with instant healing. At that point, Marie came up from behind. With no other option, the Sisters took a huge risk and engaged the Loli Blender. Luckily, though, they were able to blend the clown, tearing her to shreds with their terrifying whips. With the entire leadership taken out, the few remaining daemons ordered the cart's Guardian to floor it and fled. The Sisters emerged victorious, but Danika and Emilie, who were terminally ill, were mercifully euthanized by Mabel's sword, for it is better for them to join Sigmar than to live on spreading the Rot to the faithful.

72) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Gods of the Arena in Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Lewis and Clark) The gladiators thought they could hide in the shade while the arrows of the undead blotted out the sun. That didn't work so well.

73) Gods of the Arena Win vs. Revenants of Sangeluna in Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: Chum Lee) Once again the gladiators took the fight to the undead, trying to tear through their ranks and blitz pass them. Even as they were outnumbered, Chum Lee used an ancient family tradition that has been passed down through the Lee family line. DISTRACTION OGRE! It didn't exactly perform as expected, but it bought them enough time to rush passed Nilphar and his undead minions. Meanwhile, Cyrus was doing his grave robbing thing when suddenly he came upon a coffin. It contained the All-Seeing Eye of Numas.

74) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in Defend the Find (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were about to explore a giant vault when they heard various noises inside. Helena rushed in to find one of the Beastmen standing in the doorframe. With her hammers, she bashed his ass against the wall. The Sisters ordered the Beasts to leave, and they did so, taking armsful of Wyrdstone with them as they did so.

75) Novus Potentia Win vs. Serpent Blades in a Chance Encounter (Notable Casualties: None) The Kurgans had just finished a sweep of Wyrdstone of the area and were returning to their camp when, suddenly, the Novus Potentia came into view! Of course, the Sisters saw the marauders as well, and all hid behind a building. Well, except for Filia and the halfling, who, along with their loli bodyguards, hung out in the southern building. The main bulk of the Kurgan band headed west towards the northern flank of the lolis, which was headed by the older Sisters. The ranged units of the Kurgans stayed in the back, shooting into the side of the lolis with no success. Tuldi prepared to move in and do her mind-groping stuff, but suddenly, a crossbow bolt from Filia came and knocked her down. Before she could stand up, however, an arrow, fired by the halfling, struck her in the head. With the fearsome Seer down, the emboldened Sisters set up in a building, and taunted the Kurgans to charge their line. They took the taunt, and charge, the girls backing each other up and keeping anyone from getting outnumbered. The charge, however, was largely onesided. One hound was whipped down by Adelle, and Juliana and Mabel bested the Marauders on them. Helena and Ophelia then charged the Dark Elf, the latter healing the loli who had been laid prone by his blade. When the Sisters cut through the Kurgans with their hammers, the group fled from the Sisters, leaving their wyrdstone behind.

76) Serpent Blades Win vs. Nucklavee's Wonderous Emporium in a Chance Encounter (Notable Casualties: Tetanus, Kard, Uto and Uldin die from AIDS) The two warbands met around the Treasury, wyrdstone in hand. The Kurgans set up a defensive position, expecting the cart simply trot up. What they didn't expect, however, was the cart to charge like a monster at a dog, and its passengers to charge out themselves. In the East, Vund, Tuldi, and the dogs all fought a horde of daemons. Quickly, the Kurgans began to take losses as Uto contracted AIDS and several other marauders fell. Out East, Vund cleaned out several Nurglings and Tetanus, but not before Tuldi fell to the Plaguebearer's attacks after using Marie to drop Layla. To make matter's worse, Kard was slain by Yesef's Buboes, and Uldin was given the Rot by Smarts the Clown. At this point, it was all about revenge. Ernakh and Tsze charged Smarts, and Balamir and Eol surrounded Marie. The clowns were quickly beat down, and the Carnival was forced to flee.

77) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were marching down the street to a very important engagement, and the Warherd sat around and spied on the little girls as they walked by.

78) Novus Potentia Win vs. Von Vannenschmidt's Royal Regiment in Defend the Find (Notable Casualties: Von V's hat, yet again) The Sisters marched to their important engagement: a rumor of large amounts of wyrdstone in the Treasury building. Unfortunately, as they were searching the premises, the army of Von Vannenschmidt approached, following similar rumors. While searching about, Mabel and Juliana took several arrows and required healing from Ophelia. To the left, Karl Van and two Mountainguard stood at the entrance. Adelle and Juliana charged in, hammers and whip swinging. They had heard rumors, after all, that they had shamelessly robbed a graveyard of its valuables. Juliana took down Pfrommer and Karl while Adelle whipped Hauserner to a pulp. They then heard from the eastern entrance the familiar taunt of Esmer Von Naffdorfer. Juliana responded by sprinting across the building and ramming him down with her hammers. Finally, Helena bashed Von V. with her own hammers, taking him down. She then tore up his hat and stomped on its remains. With the hat gone, the regiment fled, but not before two Mountainguard made off with a little wyrdstone from the Treasury.

79) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Gods of the Arena and Crew of the Dancing Nereid in Ambush (Notable Casualties: Sherman) Once again, the Undead find a tasty cache of wyrdstone and the Gladiators, along with the Crew of the Dancing Nereid. They get away, somehow, dropping a few pieces of wyrdstone.

80) Revenants of Sangeluna Win vs. Novus Potentia Chance Encounter (Notable Casualties: Alice, Barghest and a random pit fighter) The Sisters were furious to learn of Nilphar's return and set out on a crusade to end his reign of terror in Mordheim. They had holed themselves up for the night inside an abandoned building, when suddenly an eerie fog rolled in, followed by the shuffling footfalls of zombies and ghouls. Nilphar and his trusted dregs appeared in the building nearby, attempting to get the drop on them. They charged in and were immediately beset by Ophelia and her cadre of sisters. The fighting was furious, many lolis and non-lolis fell on both sides. While Nilphar, Vlar, and Orgoff held their own despite being outnumbered, they eventually began to feel the pressure. First Vlar went down, then Nilphar was surrounded and taken down. Orgoff, engaged by this, destroyed Alice by kebabing her, smashing her out of the building, across the street and into the next. Needless to say, she died in one of the most metal ways possible. Eventually, seeing the carnage around her and the large onslaught of the ghouls closing in from behind, the Matriarch sounded the retreat. A roving band of gladiators claiming to be the Gods of the Arena, rounded up both Rosalina and Vlar after the fight. Rosalina was promptly bopped on the head and kicked out of the arena for being too not-gladiatory, while Vlar was put into a match against a fighter. He crushed him handily and walked away with a pocket full of cash.

81) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were passing by when, as they walked, they saw a bunch of Beastmen. They simply ignored the wolfwhistles and whoops as they continued their search for wyrdstone.

82) Novus Potentia Win vs. Dakka's Ladz in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties: Junior Dakka Lad Mingo and three goblins) Hearing of a particularly rich vein of wyrdstone guarded by the Sisters of Sigmar, Dakka's Lads leapt at the chance to take on their old enemies. However, they were unprepared for how terribly powerful (and powerfully terrible) the lolis had become in their absence. One goblin managed to grab his assigned shard and run, but the others quickly ran afoul of the Sisters' Matriarch and were cut down. Dakka formed his Boyz up in a makeshift firing line, but they were unable to deter the Sisters from charging. The rampaging warriors cut through veterans Mingo and Bork before bringing the Boss himself down. Disheartened, Gurnik called for a general retreat, much to the disappointment of Bang!, who was sure he could catch that hobbit... (actually, he was surrounded and about to die too, but nobody ever called him smart). In the aftermath, the Boss took his displeasure out on his Boyz, killing Chok for stealing his wyrdstone and Jimmy for funzies.

83) Nuckalavee's Emporium Win vs. Dakka's Ladz in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Bang! the shaman, Fanty, and Lon the goblin catch Nurgle's Rot and die.) Still smarting from their losses against the hated Sisters, the orcish warband stumbled into a deserted section of Mordheim, only to run across the carnival! While Yusuf led his little daemonspawn in a (useless) flanking maneuver, the circus cart drove straight towards the enemy, disgorging clowns directly into the building where the goblins lay in wait. The shaman, Bang!, downed one clown with Gork's Fire before being ripped apart, while the goblins were scattered by the circus. Then Marie leapt up to the top of the adjacent building, beat up Fanty, and threw him off the roof to the sound of breaking bones. Registering this, Boss Dakka decided that he'd rather not face the insane mutant clown by himself and ran for it, leaving his casualties on the field to wither away and die from Nurgle's plagues.

84) Novus Potentia Win vs. Sharpaxe Avengers in Defend the Find (Notable Casualties: A Dorf) The Sisters, annoyed that wyrdstone keeps getting horded in the Treasury building, once again showed up to find a warband picking through it, but they were ones they had never seen before: the Sharpaxe Avengers; dwarves! Nonetheless, the Sisters Superior and Adelle all charged in. Once the dwarves heard the sound of their two underlings getting brutalized, they all left the Treasury, carrying as much wyrdstone as possible.

85) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties: None) If the day couldn't get any crazier, the ladies once again met those damned horny Beastmen. They tried collecting wyrdstone in peace, hoping they wouldn't get noticed, but several Gors approached, trying to get the courage to ask the lolis on dates. Needless to say, the Sisters didn't give them a chance, sending them packing with their hammers.

86) Novus Potentia Win vs. The Darklanders in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) Heading back to camp after a tiring day, the Sisters noticed a group of Tzeentchian heretics stumbling about. Normally, they would have demolished them, but it was a long day, and they wanted to soak their aching feet and have a picnic. They simply walked by, vowing to face the newcomers someday.

87) Novus Potentia Win vs. The Gods of the Arena in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) While walking down the street, the Sisters noticed some gladiators hanging in the buildings. They expected a fight, but ended up walking through unscathed

88) Novus Potentia Win vs. The Gods of the Arena in a Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters reached the Treasury area, only to see the gladiators once again watching them again. They stayed in the streets, walking through with no incident.

89) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were fairly tired of the Beastmen trying to repeatedly ask them for dates and challenged them to combat. Right away, they sent their dogs after the girls, but Filia fired a clean shot into the pack, dropping Super Fluff. The Gors then approached along with Graardor the Minotaur. Filia then fired another arrow, this time stunning Ghaar. Things looked bad for the Beastmen, but when Anathas prayed to the Chaos Gods for help, they responded quite glowingly, granting great power to Graardor, who then charged into the Sisters. Ophelia intercepted, and was immediately knocked prone by the hulking beast. To make matters worse for the ladies, the dogs and Rurkar charged the other Superiors, and though they managed to tear down most of the horde, most of Ophelia's reinforcements were cut off. However, Helena stepped up to the plate. She lifted her hammers and, with a great swing, one of the blows crashed into the minotaur's skull, delivering an impossible blow that brought the beast down. With their biggest and baddest fighter gone, the Beastmen packed up and ran off.

90) Novus Potentia Win vs. Sharpaxe Avengers in Breakthrough (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters were traversing the ditch area when, in the distance, they saw dwarves again! The two groups exchanged shots, but no real combat occurred before the Sisters just left the area with their wyrdstone.

91) Novus Potentia win vs The Darklanders in Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable casualties: Maelrui). The Sisters, after setting up some traps, moved forward, seeking out some wyrdstone shards scattered about. A cultist, collecting a piece, dodged one of the traps, but was quickly brought down by a bolt from Filia. Ophelia, Rosalina and Adelle, in the meantime, had traversed the tunnels below and popped up right next to the Posessed, who then charged them. Adelle, whip whirling, brought Maelrui down, while Ghael and Aemelia attempted to strike down Ophelia. The Possessed, seeing Ghael knocked to the ground, took thier leader and rushed her away, leaving the wyrdstone to the Sisters.

92) Dakka's Lads Win vs. The Blackeners in an Occupation (Notable casualties: Nicodemus the sorcerer; Blackeners disband in shame) Moping about the back streets of Mordheim following a string of embarrassing losses to little girls and clowns, Boss Dakka and his Ladz stumbled upon a small hive of Skaven racing to occupy some wyrdstone-rich buildings. Though the rats beat them to the prize, Dakka's Lads were undeterred, opening up on the newcomers with their usual lack of marksmanship. While the goblins were quickly overrun by superior numbers, Dakka's gun jammed. In a rage and sick of this "losing" bullshit, he raced towards the Skaven to fight them hand to hand. Gurnik, whose marksorcship had fallen off after he lost an eye, joined him. They proved the supremacy of greenskin muscle, downing two Skaven with the fury of Gork and Mork. Then, in a moment worthy of the Orc Gods themselves, Dakka pulled out his backup crossbow, casually took aim, and sniped the Skaven leader out of a building with a single shot. Embarrassed and weakened, the Skaven fled Mordheim in terror, spreading the tale of greenskin superiority far and wide.

93) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None) The Warherd had an idea: If they took out the Sisters Superior, they could easy get with the innocent and impressionable lolis. That said, they charged forward, avoiding traps laid by the avid hunter Leonhard. As the Sisters saw them coming, they marched forward in formation, Filia shooting into the herd and dropping a dog again. When the two bands were close, Graardor charged in, facing Juliana, and in an angry rush, pushed her out of the ruin, playing a rousing game of Loli Bowling (No lolis were harmed, but one was knocked on her cute little loli butt). Rosalina ran around the carnage and threw some Blessed Water at Tartak, angering him greatly. The rest of the Sisters then surrounded Graardor, beating him down, Adelle getting the last hit in. Tartak and several Gors then charged in. Mabel intercepted a charge on the wounded Pit Fighter, but she herself was ganged! The Gors did no damage, but Tartak, in a grand display of manliness, swung his axe several times at the swordwoman. She couldn't dodge, and was sliced up and taken down. The Sisters were horrified by the mighty Mabel falling, but continued fighting nonetheless! They swarmed the Gors, beating them down with hammers. Rosalina then threw one more vial of Water at the mutated Tartak, who succumbed to the water. With that, the Warherd fled, figuring they can strike again in the future.

94) Novus Potentia Win vs. Revenants of Sangeluna in a Street Fight (Notable Casualties: Bowinkle and D'artagnan the Ghouls) The Novus Potentia were taking a leisurely stroll down the backstreets of Mordheim when, suddenly, Nilphar and his vile band of terrifying ghouls and Dregs appeared! Rather than take them head-on, the Sisters slipped into a small alley, preparing to attack as several lolis stood in the street taunting the vile horde. All the while, Gregor was having none of this Necromancy bullshit. He lifted his crossbow, fired, and took Melara out with a mighty shot. With the Necromancer down, Nilphar ordered his lackeys to lay low as the zombies and ghouls shuffled forward. The Sisters and their mercenaries continued to fire into the lines, inflicting damage. However, it was getting the Revenants nowhere, so Nilphar ordered several charges, attacking the four bait-lolis. Orgoff and Nilphar each took one on, taking them down with relative ease, Orgoff sending his victim across the street with his halberd. Rosalina then ran up and flung a vial of Holy Water at Nilphar, hurting him greatly. Nilphar then rushed Parzival, who couldn't stand up to the vampire's attacks. Rosalina then slung another vial at him, inflicting further burning fury on his skin. This caused Nilphar to bolt away, leaving his lackeys to the carnage. Ophelia, who accompanied Rosalina, charged Orgoff, who was quickly aided by Vlar. The group exchanged blows before Orgoff decided he wanted to unwind with a game of Loli Bowling. Again, no lolis were horribly injured, but one was knocked on her soft rear. Ophelia, however, failed to respond well enough and was taken down. On the eastern front, Helena and Gregor, tired of just shooting, rushed into the fray. Helena managed to finish off a ghoul, but Gregor couldn't keep up and was promptly charged by Murgog the ogre, bashing him off his horse. Adelle, who had recovered from spell-induced blindness, then went after the ogre, with Helena right behind her. Helena knocked the ogre down, and Adelle finished him off. With hope renewed, Juliana and Mabel attacked, and Rosalina brought a zombie down with more Blessed Water. The two ladies wrecked some ghouls, and the Dregs, seeing the ghouls fall one at a time, decided to call a retreat and leave the Sisters to their walk.

95) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None) The two groups had just finished gathering wyrdstone when they met in the Treasury area. The girls marched forward in formation as their mercenaries took up firing positions and set traps, one of which managed to snare one of the Beastmen's hounds. Rather than face the Sisters in the open street, the herd huddled in the treasury building, standing in the hallway and awaiting the ladies. Ophelia and Hagar rushed in and dropped a Gor as Mabel and Juliana rushed into the narrow hallway and dropped two enemies. However, that left them vulnerable as Hokleis rushed after Mabel and another Gor attacked Juliana. With no other units able to squeeze in, it was a one-on-one battle for each pair. Juliana handily dropped the Gor, but Mabel was laid low by the fast and precise hits from Hokleis. Despite this small victory, however, the Warherd fled, taking with them a large haul of wyrdstone. This was helpful, since Leonhard ransomed back the trapped dog for a small pinch of gold.

96) Novus Potentia Win vs. Sharpaxe Avengers in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: Magnund the Dorf) It was the usual day in Mordheim. The Sisters walked through the ruins of dwindling population before stumbling on some dorfs! They marched forward, with Gregor riding off and shooting at some trollslayers. The dorfs held a tentative line as the ladies approached, trying to best to delay a charge. Things changed when Gregor foolishly rode his horse to inspect the seemingly disappeared trollslayers. He got to close and was instantly thrashed my Morgrim and Finn. The sound of his steed neighing in shock alerted the Sisters to their positions, but not before some dorfs approached and fired their pistols into Ophelia, hurting her a little. Helena and Juliana charged at the Slayers while Ophelia and Rosalina dealt with the clansmen. Ophelia knocked Dwinbar prone with her hammer, but Rosalina used her whip on Magnund, reenacting Subzero's death scene in The Running Man. Helena and Juliana charged the thief girl, and when she fell, the slayers leaped in. They fought a bit, Finn falling to the hammers of Helena, but Juliana and Morgrim had a longer duel, which ended in the dorf falling as Mabel rushed to the lady's aid. At this point, the dorfs fled, leaving the Sisters to their... stuff.

97) Novus Potentia Win vs. Vertilstone Warherd in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties: None) The Sisters had walked off the beaten road and found a courtyard. It was here they hoped to find a great deal of Wyrdstone. However, they did not expect the Beastmen to stop by and greet them. The beasts opted to avoid the courtyard, where several marksmen waited for them to attack. Meanwhile, Gregor rode his horse to the backstreets and began shooting, taking out a dog. Anathas tried to cast his magicks on his ally Gewek to help him stand a chance, but the unwitting Bestigor was immediately sucked into the Warp when the spell went awry. As the ladies shuffled into the alleys to fight the herd, Rainbow Dash, in a drunken stupor, charged Ophelia. She managed to wound the Matriarch, but was swiftly downed in retaliation. Also, a dog ran at a loli, but Rosalina quickly intervened, striking the dog down with her whip. It was at this point that the Sisters charged several Gors. The front line immediately collapsed as a barrage of hammers sent the poor Gors to the ground. The Beastmen then opted to flee, with Gewek randomly appearing unharmed back at camp.

Records: Take Two

98) Kasimir's Kin Win vs. The Dread Men in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties - all the Wights, any hope that Ladi isn't just a blithering nutcase) Kasimir's Kin made their way through the streets of Mordheim, stepping over the remains of many battles fought, searching for the valuable Wyrdstone. However, the Jaegers spotted something in the distance and Kasimir ordered his men to investigate. This quickly turned into a disaster, as the minions of a dread Lich suddenly attacked! At first things looked grim for the Ostlanders - Kasimir and the majority of his hunters were put on the defensive by hungry zombies. Worse, Ladi, the Priest of Taal, declaring that he could help, proceeded to fling small woodland creatures out of a bag while screaming at the paving stones to stop judging him - which soon attracted the attention of zombies, wights and worse. What was worse, is the zombies the Ostlanders managed to kill suddenly rose back from the dead, the work of the foul Lich and his Apprentice! With Ladi assumed dead and the Ostlanders fighting a seemingly unending tide of the blasphemous walking dead, all seemed lost and the Ostlanders were ready to rout. However, Kasimir loudly berated all of them, filled with the classic Ostlander stubborness, and swore that any kinmember who took a step back would lose drinking rights for a week. This thought so terrified the Ogre Grule that he went on a rampage, smashing a multitude of the undead to dust and causing the Lich to call a retreat. After the battle Ladi was nowhere to be found, so Kasimir prepared a wake for him, only for the Priest to show up in the middle of his own funeral, somehow even crazier than before.

99) The Dread Men Win vs. Kasimir's Kin in Surprise Attack (Notable casualties - poor little Sybil) Ladi and two of the OStlander drunkards were returning home from a party, drugged and drunk, when they made a rather idiotic insult in the direction of Sybil on her being a loli and therefore stupid. On hearing his daughter crying, Redryl arrived with a ton of zombies, and as a group they began gang-raping the drunks, whilst Ladi screamed about squirrels and began hurling the small creatures at Sybil from behind a bush. After getting knocked down, she was attacked from behind by Reinburn, who finally killed her with his spear, only to be beating to a cripple by an enraged zombie. After losing much of their party, Kasimir finally apologized for the insult that started it all and everyone went their separate ways, after Redryl revived his daughter.

100) The Dread Men Win against Ser Feucan's Coterie in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable casualties - the knights' dignity) It was an odd day when the honorouble knights encountered the Dread men. On attempting a flanking maneouver, the knights were ambushed by a lone zombie, who proved to be far more of a badass than any shambling undead had any right to be, holding them both down for several rounds while the rest of the crew tried to sneak up on the peasants and squires. Not terribly successfully, as a peasant archer wandered into the street trying to figure out where his knights went only to come face-to-face with a handful of undead. On screaming and being taken out, the knights heard and finally dealt with the zombie, only to be immediately swamped with more zombies as skeletons attacked the archers and took out several. Finally, Lenway was taken out as zombies dragged him from his horse and then beat him unconcious while he tried to mount up again. Feucan, facepalming, called a route and the two warbands went home.

101) The Dread Men Win vs. Kasimir's Kin in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties - Karl the Jaeger, some undead losers) It was a fine day. And then came the ogre. Wanting all the swag for his family, Grule ran ahead and grabbed up all the wyrdstone so he could hang it around his neck. The Dread men, attempting to get it back, began losing zombies right away, while the others engaged just outside the central building. Redryl and a drunk flailed at one another for a time before a zombie came to the lich's aid, while a jaeger was killed by a wraith, who's better brother had already been taken down by the ogre. The match finally ended when Emmaline was taken out, Kasmir calling a retreat. Still, Grule brought home the baco- I mean wyrdstone. Four pieces of it, in fact.

102) Kasimir's Kin Win vs. Ser Feucan's Coterie in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties - Levry) After spending their Wyrdstone, Kasimir had managed to lure more of his clan to Mordheim. However, as they were looting a building for more ale to have a celebration of the new arrivals, they heard the sound of intruders, likely after their wyrdstone and goods. The Clan took up hiding spots and then bombarded the Bretonnians with arrows, the Bretonnians retaliating. Eventually, everyone was surprised when Ladi started having seizures that summoned waves of squirrels, biting the Bretonnian horses and leading Sir Lenway to take a nasty fall from his horse - and then take an arrow in between his armour plates. Grule the Ogre then rushed into where the Bretonnian peasants were firing their bows and threw Levry out the window, causing the bowmen to scatter - the Squires then retrieved Ser Lenway and beat a hasty retreat.

103) Waaagh Ironteef wins vs. the Dread Men in a Skirmish (Notable Casualties - lots of zombies; the Dread Men disband in shame) After their long trip into Mordheim leading their semi-tame troll, the Boyz of Waaagh Ironteef were spoilin' for a fight when they happened across the Dread Men. They decided to play it safe, advancing in the shadow of the troll, stopping occasionally for it to pick its nose and belch while the Dread Men attempted to fill its hide with arrows. As the orcs closed, the boyz raced out from their cover to get stuck in, overrunning the frail zombies and single skeleton archer put in their way. Disheartened by his losses, the Lich Redryl decided to beat a hasty retreat before the brutes could touch him or his precious apprentice.

104) Kasimir's Kin Win vs. Cult of the Abhorred in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties - Kalim Resnick) The Cult of the Abhorred slunk through Mordheim, looking for Wyrdstones and victims. They soon came across five Ostlanders, including Ladi who was making a lot of noise as usual. Delighted at the easy prey, the Possessed advanced... only to discover that their trap was in fact a trap laid by Kasimir, who like all good Ostlanders, hated chaos with a passion and had used these men as bait. Suddenly an Ogre was behind the Possessed Lines and Kasimir ran screaming towards them. The Ogre was wounded but not before he had snapped the Possessed Leader's leg with his club. Kasimir himself, flew into the mutants, bolstered by a tide of angry squirrels summoned by Ladi. The Cult retreated, the Kin having a funeral and wake for Kalim with lots of booze.

105) Slayers of Bargorash Win vs. Cult of the Abhorred in a Chance Encounter (Notable Casualties - none) After escaping from Kasimir's Kin, the Cult stumbled upon a rundown house with a small cache of wyrdstone. They were about to celebrate their timely discovery when found out of the ruins emerged a new threat. The Slayers of Bargorash, warriors of Khorne, came rushing at them with a vicious warcry. At the head of a pack of wardogs ran Ziglund, a condemned, his body twisting and convulsing as 6 arms sprouted from his back. He tore into the Cult, laying low Ser Gor and quickly running after Maera. The blood from the mutant witch burned into his flesh, knocking him out. Picking up their fallen brother, they routed the remaining Cultists and stole what wyrdstone they cound find.

105) Cult of the Abhorred Win vs. Slayers of Bargorash in Occupy (Notable Casualties - Barrock, Ziglund and Fenrir) Tzeentch was feeling good today. Generous too. He looked down upon the world and saw that a wee warband called the Cult of the Abhorred was thoroughly trashed the day before by some Khornate warriors. Well that wouldn't do at all, he thought. Blessing them with some of the bizarrest luck never before seen, they dealt a telling blow that nearly disbanded the Slayers entirely. Barrock was captured and sacrificed to the God of Change while Ziglund went banana-balls and had to be put down. All the while, Khorne watched the warriors from either side tear each other apart like good sports. He too felt generous and granted both Krargon and Ansemaeus his unholy stronkth.

106) Slayers of Bargorash Win vs. Waaagh Ironteef in a Surprise Attack (Notable Casualties - Multoc) While out scavenging for precious wyrdstone, the Slayers found themselves suddenly beset by greenskin scum! The sound of battle soon drew the attention of the warlord Krargon, who led his warhounds in a masterful encirclement that battered the orcs' troll ally into submission. The orcs and Slayers fought, spilling much Blood for the Blood God, but with remarkably few casualties, thanks to their inhuman toughness. Eventually, seeing his troll brought low and his treasurer's ribs caved in, Boss Churak called a retreat to nurse their wounds. However, in the chaos, he discovered that one of his clever boyz had nicked the Slayer Bloodfather, Ansemaeus. The warlord was quick to ransom the man back to his cult, in exchange for a kingly sum of money and a few choice taunts delivered to the Chaos lads.

107) Cult of the Abhorred "Win" vs. Waaagh Ironteef in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable Casualties - Lyra and two cultists) Da Boyz went out hunting for loot to sate Boss Ironteef's ever-growing love for fine things. They were fortunate to stumble across a particularly nice batch of treasure, but the filthy mutants of the Abhorred struck! Dispatching Trollolol and his mightiest warriors to handle the cultists, the Boss commanded his newly-recruited Boyz to scour the ruins for treasure. Though the troll laid low on of the Chaos cultists with a horrible rending of bone, it was brought down by the combined efforts of the cult, and the boss himself was injured not long after. Seeing the original plan crumbling around him, Rukkel hit on a brilliant new stratagem called "Take Da Loot And Leg It!". The Boyz escaped with the precious wyrdstone and the Boss learned a valuable lesson about bein' sneaky and kunnin'.

108) Ser Feucan's Coterie Win vs. Waaagh Ironteef and Cult of the Abhorred in a Treasure Hunt (Notable casualties: Trestence the squire, Bek'rah) Rumors of a particularly rich hoard in the ruins of a wizard's manor drew three warbands: the virtuous Knights of Ser Feucan, the ravenous Orks of Waaagh Ironteef, and the cowardly Cultists of the Abhorred. All three sought the treasures of this cursed place, but a three-sided battle quickly developed. The greenskins, with their superior numbers, engaged both foes at once while their Boyz stole the greater sum of wyrdstone away in the chaos. Their great troll stomped its way into the Knights, laying low Ser Feucan and wounding the others. However, overstretched as they were, it was not long before the tide turned against the orcs in the north. With his warriors fleeing the Chaos cult, Boss Churak decided to withdraw rather than risk being trapped between two maddened foes. Instead, Chaos and Knight fell upon one another, with the bulk of the cult fleeing and sacrificing one of their lowly servants in the process. Tragically, the Squire Trestence was mauled, his leg shattered in the fighting, and was sent home with tales of glory to live out his days.

109) Waaagh Ironteef and Slayers of Bargorash Win vs. Ser Feucan's Coterie and Kasimir's Kin and Cult of the Abhorred in a Treasure Hunt (Notable casualties: Ladi the priest) A grand battle between the warring factions! Hearing of the recently-unearthed wizard's manor, each of the armies suspected there was more treasure to be found on this unholy ground and sent their warriors to secure it. The foul berserkers of Khorne and the Orcs were quick to forge a pact, driving back the Abhorred and butchering their cultists. Ser Feucan and Kasimir Recknitz made their own tentative alliance and steeled themselves for the onrushing warriors. But despite their valor, neither knight nor Ostlander could hold back the Khornate tide. Much blood was spilled for the Blood God this day! The Ostlanders rallied heroically, striking low one of the berserkers, but the arrival of greenskin reinforcements caused them to rethink their resolve and withdraw. Their bloodlust sated - for the moment - the orcs and berserkers split the riches and left.

110) Waaagh Ironteef "Win" vs. Cult of the Abhorred in a Skirmish (Notable casualties: Rukkel and Lorak) Hot on the heels of their victory in the grand melee, the Boyz of Waaagh Ironteef fell upon the Cult of the Abhorred, eager for blood. While their initial forays were promising, with only a few boyz falling to the bows of the cultists, the dark powers of Tzeentch smiled upon his chosen mutants, allowing them a swift escape from the bloody melee. Worse, the wounds of the greenskins festered and boiled over, felling them within hours of their hollow "victory".

111) Cult of the Abhorred Win vs. Slayers of Bargorash in Occupy (Notable casualties: 2 Wolves, Maera, a buncha cultists) Khorne was getting tired of Tzeentch's shenanigans in Mordheim. He drove his warriors in their general direction, hoping to claim some ground from which to strike. Ever dutiful to the demands of Khorne, Krargon and his pack of warhounds charged the Cult's lines, but soon found that wasn't such a good idea. Krargon was riddled with arrows and passed out. Ansemaeus and Bolg followed suit, watching the wolves be felled by the cultist's blades. Largo was the last, valiantly standing his ground. When the battle was over, Magister Maera and the majority of her cultists were dead. Krargon learned the value of not afraiding. And Ansemaeus went berzerk-y-er.

112) Waaagh Ironteef Win vs. the Circus of Wonders in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable casualties: Darius the strongman) Having heard of the new warband in town, da boyz decided they needed to exert their dominance the old-fashioned way. Interrupting the Circus during their looting of a particularly rich section of town, the orcs sent most of their forces forward while the Warboss and his prize troll lurked in the background, sneaking away with as much loot as they could carry. The diminished warband took some injuries from arrow fire, but laid low the Circus anyway, dispatching the strongman, Darius, in a gruesome display of might.

113) The Lady's Blackguard and Zundstoff's Schulerklass win vs. the Circus of Wonders A prince had been lost in Mordheim and Zundstoff's Schulerklass determined to save him from the mad Circus that was hunting him down to infect him with terrible diseases. Rather intelligently, the Schulerklass paid for the help of the Lady's Blackhearts, who swiftly extracted the Prince with no casualties.

114) Waaagh Ironteef Win vs. Slayers of Bargorash, Zundstoff's Schulerklasse, and the Lady's Blackguard in a Monster Hunt (Notable casualties: a hound) Rumors of a mysterious hoard of treasure, guarded by a deadly giant chick- er, hippogryph, lured four warbands into the deserted crypts of Mordheim. The Chaos berserkers and orcs raced against a ragtag alliance of Nuln gunners and thieves. The berserker champion, Krargon, leapt ahead of his warriors and slew the disbelieving creature in single combat. Witnessing this incredible display, both the Nuln men and the bandits fled for their lives. However, the orcs, who had spread out to intercept these intruders, had other plans. Spotting the value of the hoard, they decided not to settle for their agreed-upon cut and attacked! The disciples of Khorne were all too eager to retaliate, but in the face of the deadly troll and an unending tide of boyz, Krargon decided to let them have the treasure. His prize would be the blessing of his dark god, earned for spilling the blood of the beast.

115) The Lady's Blackguard win vs. The Circus of Wonders in a Skirmish Perhaps determined to get revenge for the rescue of the Prince they had desired, the Circus of Wonders began looking for where the Hochland Bandits might be found, determined to give all of the bandits terrible diseases from Nurgle himself. The Circus marched into a plaza menacingly... only to suddenly be met with a hair of arrows and rocks from above, which took down the Circus's leadership, the rest of the Nurglesque worshipers fleeing in a panic from this cunning trap.

116) Krargon kills a Dragon

117) Waaagh Ironteef Win vs. Circus of Wonders in a Hidden Treasure (Notable casualties: Trollolol the troll) Rumors of a hidden treasure drew the orcs of Waaagh Ironteef and the carnies of the Circus of Wonders into a remote part of Mordheim. While the orcs plundered building after building in search of the chest, the carnies drew up in a defensive line, hoping to lure their foes out. Sure enough, the impatient warboss spotted them and ordered the bulk of the force to attack. A gruesome melee broke out, with the orcs striking down the Chaos cultists at every turn, but when the dust settled, the grim trap of the Plague God was made clear - mighty Trollolol had been corrupted with Nurgle's Rot. Sorrowfully, the orcs put down their comrade, and spent the plunder on a replacement in a way that was not creepy at all, no sir.

118) Slayers of Bargorash Win vs. Waaagh Ironteef in a Wyrdstone Hunt (Notable casualties: Gradok, Korf, Nazgrel, Kronn, Maug) It seems fate would continue to be unkind to the Orks. After recruiting their new Trollolol, they decided to put him to work! Namely, to crump anyone that got in their way. Today it was the Slayers of Bargorash, warriors of Khorne. They had been seen hunting for valuable wyrdstone in the Treasury and this would be a perfect time to strike. The Slayers, however, were prepared for this. Krargon, Ansemaeus and their pack of wardogs immediately broke from the main group and went howling towards the Orks. The melee became fierce, the new Trollolol beat his way towards the Chaos cheiftan, attempting to smash his body to pulp. Ansemaeus, after thrashing some orks, began channeling the power of the LEADERSHEEP, but was rejected as soon as Khorne caught wind of it. He wasn't fond of that particular daemon of his, much too fluffy. Krargon was then sent spiraling to the ground and then impaled by Maug's spear. The dogs, loyal to their master, tore the ork limb from limb. Before anyone knew it, all that remained of the orks was the new Trollolol, Dok and Wergzak; everyone else lay dead or dying. With all the excitement, no one bothered to call a retreat. This was promptly sounded and the orks escaped.