Chief Guh

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Chief Guh is a Dungeons & Dragons character, a female Hill Giant chief who believes she can literally get higher on the Ordning by eating until she's so fat she's bigger than other giant species typically larger than Hill Giants. She resembles a female Hill Giant version of Greasus Goldtooth, and many believe whoever came up with her design and lore was secretly a fat-fetishist who designed her using only one hand.

History

Guh was one of the giant lords at the time of the shattering of the ordning.

In the late 1480s or early 1490s DR, after the disappearance of storm giant king Hekaton, all giant lords started their path to reshape the ordning. Guh's plan was to eat enough food to become the largest giant in the world, so that the giant pantheon would notice and elevate her to the top.

To make her plan work, Guh relocated to Grudd Haug, took all male hill giants as her husbands, and sent them in search of food for her.

Usually Guh ate all people that showed up in her den, unless they proved to be valuable allies.


Personality

Like her fellow hill giants, Guh was not very intelligent, and her plot was a questionable one. She believed that if she became the world's biggest giant, none would question her. In addition, Guh was a glutton