/d/M

This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail. Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.

This article or section is about something involving/related to /d/. Expect PROMOTIONS and possible mental scarring. Also rape.

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A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...

A /d/M is, in short, a DM who likes /d/. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.

PROTIPS:

• You'll be invited into his magical realm.
• The succubi all have cocks.
• The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
• So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
• You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
• Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
• Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
• Your Maid game will have more in common with Urotsukidoji than He Is My Master or Hayate the Combat Butler.
• Monstergirls. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.

Do not mistake the /d/M for the FATAL player or GM: Even the former have standards.

/d/M stories

If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.

• FATAL in spess! (part deux, part trois, Finale) Also, druids.

Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. Corruption of Champions.