Votann

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Crazy AI dwarf minds never looked so good

"Never forget I am not this silver body, Mahrai. I am not an animal brain, I am not even some attempt to produce an AI through software running on a computer. I am a [Votann]. We are close to gods, and on the far side. ‘We are quicker; we live faster and more completely than you do, with so many more senses, such a greater store of memories and at such a fine level of detail. We die more slowly, and we die more completely, too. Never forget I have had the chance to compare and contrast the ways of dying."

– An ancient Votann speaking with a (soon to be dead) tech-priest

The Votann (also known as Ancestor Cores) are massive AI constructs that are venerated like ancestors by Leagues that share their name. These are closely guarded secret, for reasons that should be obvious, and while the word itself might be known to outsiders, the precise meaning is know only to the Kin.

Each Votann is a massive repository of knowledge. This knowledge concerns topics all the way from Science and Engineering, to Military theory and Strategy, and even Philosophy and Genealogy. They're even some STC fragments in there, big 'uns too, from the sound of it. Basically, if you have a question, then these things can probably answer it. All these constructs are absolutely priceless relics, essential to their League, and the members of each League are more than willing to lay down their lives to protect their League's Votann, and probably another League's too, if push comes to shove.

These super-computers are also part of the reason why the Leagues have a tense relationship with the greater Imperium, as the Votann are kept under the strictest secrecy from any prying eyes. This is especially true in regards to the toaster-fuckers, as their reactions to the Votann would be the most destructive: either they'd declare these ancient things as extreme tech-heresy and subsequently begin exterminating them or attempt to wipe out the Leagues in a frantic attempt to harvest what intelligence the Votann house, ignoring any pleas to leave them alone.

Unfortunately, even these majestic devices were not designed to last forever, and over time, more and more of their memory has been used up. This has caused many Votann to slow, and develop idiosyncrasies, even what you might call personalities, and response times have become painfully long, sometimes taking decades or even centuries for them to answer complex questions. Their minds may have a bandwidth greater than sneaker-net, but that bandwidth comes at the expense of three hundred billion millisecond ping times (to all the IT guys in the audience, just ignore how tortured this analogy is).

There's no mention of why the Kin haven't asked the Votanns themselves how to fix them, or build more hard drives, or run the de-fragmentation tool. So, we'll just have to wait and see about that.

Trivia

The name Votann is pretty obviously derived from Wotan, the German name for the god most famously known as Odin (remember that Germans pronounce W's as V's). Presumably this is a reference to his role as a god of runes and wisdom.

Forces of the Squats/Leagues
Command: Brôkhyr Iron-Master - Einhyr Champion - Guildmaster
Kâhl - Living Ancestor (Grimnyr) - Squat Warlord - Votann
Troops: Brôkhyr Thunderkyn - Brotherhood Heavy Weapons Team
COG - Commissar - Chthonian Beserks - Hearthguard
Hearthkyn Warrior - Hearthkyn Salvager - Ironkin
Mole Mortar Team - Tech Priest - Theyn
Vehicles: Cyclops War Machine - Colossus War Machine
Land Train - Leviathan - Magna-Coil Bike - Rhino
Squat Bike - Squat Trike - Tunneling Transport Vehicles
Hekaton Land Fortress - Sagitaur ATV
Flyers &
Bombers:
Iron Eagle Gyrocopter
Overlord Armoured Airship
Artillery: Heavy Quad-Launcher
Thunder-Fire Cannon
Heavy
Ordinance:
Goliath Mega-Cannon
Spacecraft: Automated Barge Drone - Automated Bombing Drone
Automated Fighting Drone