Rage
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.
- Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.
Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate
- /tg/
- Reality
- Games Workshop
- Fiction
- Existence
- 1d4chan
- 4chan
- The Alphabet
- The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic
- A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE.
- Avatar
- Every Black Library author, including (but not limited to) Dan Abnett, Graham McNeill, and Aaron Dembski-Bowden. And they're the popular ones. (Sandy Mitchell seems more or less immune to this, probably because the Ciaphas Cain books are awesome.)
- Chakats
- /d/Ms
- Dawn of War 2's Multiplayer Mode outside of Last Stand
- Derp
- Drizzt
- Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially Third Edition and 4th Edition
- Dwarf Fortress
- Graphic tileset Dwarf Fortress
- ASCII Dwarf Fortress
- Dwarves
- Elves
- Emoticons
- Ex-Sharran emo/goth elves seeking redemption.
- FATAL
- Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
- People who hate said Fourth Edition
- People who like said Fourth Edition
- World of Warcraft clone
- Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
- People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed
- Fanfics/Writefaggotry
- Fish of Fucking Fury
- Furries, especially Flare
- Homebrews
- Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
- Creating your own personal FanFic
- Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
- Imperial32
- Mary Sues
- Matt Ward
- Kender
- Orcs
- Orks
Skub- Star Trek IX
- J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry
- J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
- StarCraft
- Tripfags
- Order of the Stick
- The art is shitty.
- Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
- Where are the jokes?
- Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
- The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
- Page 42
- Roleplayers
- Rollplayers
- Suptg
- Tabletop Games
- That Guy
- Trolls
- Twilight
- Vampires
- Mormons (morons)
- SUMMIT PICTURES, YOU SON OF A BITCH. FUCK YOU FOR FUCKING UP ALL VAMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD
- YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING EXAMPLE GO FUCKING JUMP IN A EXSTERMANOTIS AND PREY FOR FORGIVNESS FROM THE EMPROR
- Video games
- Weeaboos
- Warhammer 40,000
- Expensive figurines
- Multilasers
- Matt Fucking Ward
- Kids obsessed with SPEESH MAREEENS
- Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition
- Special Dice
It's a Damned Card GameNo it isn't. Fuck you.Yes it is.
- WARMACHINE
- Women
- WoD
- WoW
- Everything
- Nothing
- You
- Jokaero
- Mainly the barrel of monkeys
- The End Times
- YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
- Warhammer: Age of Sigmar
- People who hate said Aos
- People who like said AoS
- My Little Pony
- Could be arguable, as some fa/tg/uys actually like it.
- this causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
- if its popular enougth to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostagia critic, it must have some merits, right? *BLAM* One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.
- difference in demographics, something hitting the target audience isn't that hard (a warhammer book/video game/whatever will easily pick up warhammer players). It would be much more amazing if say, a turn-based JRPG was to attact an entire subset of the COD/battlefield lot, so much so that an entire sub-section of the fanbase was created. infact it is more than this as they have a common link of /v; it would be more akin to non-weeaboo members of /tg became a subsection of /a that became a subsection of /d.
- if its popular enougth to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostagia critic, it must have some merits, right? *BLAM* One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.
- this causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
- Could be arguable, as some fa/tg/uys actually like it.
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As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong anime...
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An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
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More probable: Time for rape.
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The Emperor is displeased.
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ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
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Now in HD, for the new decade.NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR
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Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Mayram shows you how rage is done. (With a chainsaw)
In summery
RAAAAAAAAAAAGGE!!!!!!
See Also
P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the recieving end.