Commissar Holt

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He likes men.

COMMISSAR HOLT!

Commissar Holt is a badass muthafucka who enjoys pimp slapping the shit out of stuck up Imperial governors for stories of their ineptitude. He is originally from the 40k computer game Final Liberation, which about only two people played.

He arm wrestled Commissar Yarrick and won. Yarrick got out of it only by sheer luck, though, when the Orks kidnapped Yarrick.However, Holt did not let this pass, as he destroyed 134 Trukks, 200 squads of Shoota Boyz, 15 Nobs, a Warboss, and a Mekboy carrying a Shokk Attakk Gun simply by giving them the "Holt" *SLAP* COMMISSAR Holt! look. He has gladly executed numerous Imperial Governors for mistreating troops that would be far more suited dying for the emperor. To make matters even more interesting, his actor was also the lead actor in Nineteen Eighty-Four (the movie version, clearly). Coincidence? You decide.

Commissar from Warhammer Epic 40,000: Final Liberation. (you're gonna need the patch...)

Kane loves him.

Holt in Deathwatch

Fantasy Flight Games once again proved they were beardiest of companies with a large number of (all-new!) Commissar Holt quotes throughout the Deathwatch game, collected below.

  • "The coward represents as great a threat as a traitor. The traitor at least stands by his convictions."
  • "Space Marines are men in the same way a knife is a piece of metal. Space Marines are forged, not born. They are the finest weapons of the Emperor's Will."
  • More coming soon.

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