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;Chapter Progenitor : Blood Angels, White Scars and Ultramarines
;Chapter Progenitor : Blood Angels, White Scars and Ultramarines
;Chapter Purpose : Standing
;Chapter Purpose : Standing
;Chapter Demeanor : Suffer Not the Alien to Live, Sufer Not the Work of Heretics, Swift as the Wind
;Chapter Demeanor : Suffer Not the Alien to Live, Suffer Not the Work of Heretics, Swift as the Wind
;Gene-Seed Purity : None Purer
;Gene-Seed Purity : None Purer
;Gene-Seed Deficiency : None
;Gene-Seed Deficiency : None

Revision as of 10:23, 19 October 2015

Screaming Eagles
Battle Cry GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Founding 26th
Successors of Blood Angels, White Scars and Ultramarines.
Successor Chapters None
Chapter Master Conotocaurious
Primarch Sanguinius, Jaghatai Khan and Roboute Guilliman
Homeworld Neu Merica
Strength ~13,000
Allegiance Imperium
Colours Red, White and Blue

The Screaming Eagles (also known as the Merican marines) are what happens when /tg/ creates the most American Marines ever, proud sons of Liberty who fight their eternal foes, the Communist pinko Tau.

Heroes of the Screaming Eagles

  • Chapter Master Conotocaurious
  • Master Librarian Franc Lein
  • Master of Armour Jorgess Paten
  • Master of Sanctity Sixtus
  • Master of the Fleet Jon Paaljowns
  • Master of the Forge Antonius Starc
  • Chief Apothecary - None (Free Healthcare is for Commies)
  • Master of Records Tomasjef Erson
  • Chapter Champion Cold Bear
  • Venerable Dreadnaught Efdeyar
  • Venerable Dreadnaught Abraham
  • Venerable Dreadnaught Jeiefkei
  • First Company (Terminator) Captain Ronnal Reigen
  • Second Company (Terminator) Captain Enjrew Jaxon
  • Third Company Captain Hulc Hogann
  • Fourth Company Captain Eisen Hower
  • Fifth Company Captain Jon Waine (given title of "Duke" by a Planet he liberated from the Tau)
  • Sixth Company Captain Mak Arture
  • Seventh Company Captain Chuknor Iss
  • Eight Company Captain Mestertei
  • Ninth Company Captain Ran Bow
  • Tenth Company Captain Schwarz Negaire
  • Eleventh Company Captain Kharles Barclei
  • Twelfth Company (Scout) leader Teodor Rusevelt
  • Thirteenth Company (Scout) Captain Davicrok Ette

Crunchy bits

Chapter champion Cold Bear, wielding a holy blade of freedom.
Chapter History
26th Founding
Chapter Progenitor
Blood Angels, White Scars and Ultramarines
Chapter Purpose
Standing
Chapter Demeanor
Suffer Not the Alien to Live, Suffer Not the Work of Heretics, Swift as the Wind
Gene-Seed Purity
None Purer
Gene-Seed Deficiency
None
Chapter Flaw
Pride in the Colors
Organization
Thirteen Companies, including 2 Veteran Companies and 2 Scout Companies
Combat Doctrine
Armoured Assault, using the special 'Abramns' pattern Predator Land Raider [No transport, Vanquisher Cannon/Laser Destroyer, Heavy Bolter/Heavy Flamer Sponsons only----named Abrmans pattern Land Raider: Liberator of the Gulf-destroyed an entire Gue'vesa Armored Regiment and Tau armored section before being disabled by a Crisis Suit Team armed with Failsafe Detonators during the Second War of Abbasaid]
Restriction
No Apothecaries, because Free Healthcare is for Communists.
Special Equipment
Jump Pack Eagles and Speeder Eagles (see Fluff)
Chapter Belief
Honor the Ancestors (the Founding Fathers)
Chapter Founding Father
The Founding Fathers
Chapter Strength
Overstrength
Chapter Homeworld
Hive, Desert
Chapter Rule
Direct Rule, because Merica
Chapter Friendship
The Salamanders, The White Scars, The Crimson Fists, the PDF and IG regiments raised from Nova Merica, the Hancock Rogue Trader Dynasty, The Order of Our Lady of Liberty, and the Adeptus Mechanicus
Chapter Enemy
The Tau, as a bunch of pinko communists who wish to deny freedom to the Imperium. Also Orks, Chaos, Dark Eldar and Tyranids
Chapter Battlecry
"GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
Chapter Anthem
The Warrior Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU

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Real World Counterparts

Rather amazingly, and unexpectedly, it turns out that the Screaming Eagles are an actual American military regiment started in World War 2, specifically the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division. And to add more 'Murica to the mix, the demolitions branch of the Screaming Eagles was called, I kid you not, the Filthy 13, known for not bathing or shaving, blowing stuff up, and being all around badasses.

If you don't believe me: