Rage

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

• Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate

• /tg/
• Reality
• Fiction
• Existence
• 1d4chan
• 4chan
  • Anonymous
  • /b/tards
  • Itself
    • Fatbeards
• The Alphabet
• The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic
• [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE
• Chakats
• /d/Ms
• Dawn of War 2's Multiplayer Mode outside of Last Stand
• Derp
• Drizzt
• Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially Third Edition and 4th Edition * Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
  • People who hate said Fourth Edition
  • People who like said Fourth Edition
  • World of Warcraft clone
  • Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
  • People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed
• Dwarf Fortress
  • Graphic tileset Dwarf Fortress
  • ASCII Dwarf Fortress
• Dwarves
• Elves
• Emoticons
• Ex-Sharran emo/goth elves seeking redemption.
• FATAL
  • Overly complicated
  • Wizards are overpowered
  • Need a prestige class to be successful
  • Literally runs on Rape
• Everything
• Fanfics/Writefaggotry
• Fish of Fucking Fury
• Furries, especially Flare
  • Werewolves
• Games Workshop
• Homebrews
  • Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
  • Creating your own personal FanFic
  • Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
• Imperial32
• Mary Sues
• Matt Ward
  • Robin Cruddace
    • Phil Kelly
• My Little Pony
  • Could be arguable, as some fa/tg/uys actually like it.
    • This causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
      • Hey, if its popular enough to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostalgia critic, it must have some merits, right? *BLAM* One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.
• Kender
• Orcs
• Orks
• Skub
• Star Trek IX
  • J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry
  • J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
• StarCraft
• Tripfags
• Order of the Stick
  • The art is shitty.
  • Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
  • Where are the jokes?
  • Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
  • The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
• Page 42
• Roleplayers
• Rollplayers
• Suptg
• Tabletop Games
• That Guy
• Trolls
• Twilight
  • Vampires
  • Mormons (morons)
  • SUMMIT PICTURES, YOU SON OF A BITCH. FUCK YOU FOR FUCKING UP ALL VAMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD
  • YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING EXAMPLE GO FUCKING JUMP IN A EXSTERMANOTIS AND PREY FOR FORGIVNESS FROM THE EMPROR
• Video games
• Weeaboos
• Warhammer 40,000
  • Expensive figurines
  • Multilasers
  • Matt Fucking Ward
  • Kids obsessed with SPEESH MAREEENS
• Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition
  • Special Dice
  • It's a Damned Card Game No it isn't. Fuck you. Yes it is.
• WARMACHINE
• Women
• WoD
• WoW
• Nothing
• You

Floppy premises. TG only likes strong and virile,shafts with a strong girth capable of going deepe enough to cause a righteous orgasm and a sticky mess

• Jokaero
  • Mainly the barrel of monkeys
• The End Times
  • YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!

• Warhammer: Age of Sigmar
  • People who hate said Aos (WAAC faggots)
  • People who like said AoS (GW shills)

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  Rage and TV!

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  As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong anime...

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  An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.

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  More probable: Time for rape.

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  The Emperor is displeased.

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  ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN

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  Now in HD, for the new decade.NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR

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  Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Mayram shows you how rage is done. (With a chainsaw)

In summery

RAAAAAAAAAAAGGE!!!!!!

See Also

• Anger
• Angry Marines
• Heresy
• Ribbon
• Skub
• Not directly related to MAD but it may a source of rage.

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the recieving end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA