Rage

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the third most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (coming after air and water and slightly above meatbread), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

• Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate

• 1d4chan
• 4chan
  • Anonymous
  • /b/tards
  • Itself
    • Fatbeards
• The Alphabet
• The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic
• A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE.
• Avatar
• Every Black Library author, including (but not limited to) Dan Abnett, Graham McNeill, and Aaron Dembski-Bowden. And they're the popular ones. (Sandy Mitchell seems more or less immune to this, probably because the Ciaphas Cain books are awesome.)
• Chakats
• /d/Ms
• Dawn of War 2's Multiplayer Mode outside of Last Stand
• Derp
• Drizzt
• Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially Third Edition and 4th Edition
• Dwarf Fortress
  • Graphic tileset Dwarf Fortress
  • ASCII Dwarf Fortress
• Dwarves
• Elves
• Emoticons
• Ex-Sharran emo/goth elves seeking redemption.
• FATAL
  • Overly complicated
  • Wizards are overpowered
  • Need a prestige class to be successful
  • Literally runs on Rape
• Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
  • People who hate said Fourth Edition
  • People who like said Fourth Edition
  • World of Warcraft clone
  • Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
• Fanfics/Writefaggotry
• Fish of Fucking Fury
• Furries, especially Flare
  • Werewolves
• Homebrews
  • Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
  • Creating your own personal FanFic
  • Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
• Imperial32
• Mary Sues
• Matt Ward
  • Robin Cruddace
    • Phil Kelly
• Orcs
• Orks
• Skub
• Star Trek IX
  • J. J. Abrams's Len-flare faggotry
  • J. J. Abrams fucking remorselessly destroyed one of the 3 founding worlds
• StarCraft
• Tripfags
• Order of the Stick
  • The art is shitty.
  • Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
  • Where are the jokes?
  • Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
  • The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
• Page 42
• Roleplayers
• Rollplayers
• Suptg
• Tabletop Games
• That Guy
• Trolls
• Twilight
  • Vampires
  • YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING EXAMPLE GO FUCKING JUMP IN A EXSTERMANOTIS AND PREY FOR FORGIVNESS FROM THE EMPROR
• Video games
• Weeaboos
• Warhammer 40,000
  • Expensive figurines
  • Multilasers
  • Matt Fucking Ward
  • Kids obsessed with SPEESH MAREEENS
• Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition
  • Special Dice
  • It's a Damned Card Game No it isn't. Fuck you.
• WARMACHINE
• Women
• WoD
• WoW
• Zhakuvaan

  Slug gunner fan

• Jokaero

  Mainly the barrel of monkeys

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  Rage and TV!

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  As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong anime...

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  An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.

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  More probable: Time for rape.

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  The Emperor is displeased.

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  ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN

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  Now in HD, for the new decade.NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR

See Also

• Anger
• Angry Marines
• Heresy
• Ribbon
• Skub
• Not directly related to MAD but it may a source of rage.

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years in the Future, then you're doing something right! For my part, I pity any fool who is unlucky enough to witness it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOxVaQQrbk (Changed links due to the fact that some bastard took down the original video. All of my RAGE!)