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[[File:99120105053 NorkDeddog360.jpg|300xpx|thumb|Nork's new model]]Nork Deddog is an [[Ogryn]] and slab o' sweaty meat par excellence in the [[Imperial Guard]] who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a [[Commissar]] (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork immediately reduces the Commissar to paste). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering [[Ogryn|Ogryns]] have about the IQ points as a precocious 4 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and on the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of Greiss. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, this guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an [[Ork]] Big Boss [[Fist of the North Star|WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT]]! | [[File:99120105053 NorkDeddog360.jpg|300xpx|thumb|Nork's [[skub|new]] model]]Nork Deddog is an [[Ogryn]] and slab o' sweaty meat par excellence in the [[Imperial Guard]] who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a [[Commissar]] (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork immediately reduces the Commissar to paste). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering [[Ogryn|Ogryns]] have about the IQ points as a precocious 4 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and on the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of Greiss. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, this guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an [[Ork]] Big Boss [[Fist of the North Star|WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT]]! | ||
==On the Tabletop== | ==On the Tabletop== | ||
Revision as of 15:38, 28 December 2014
Nork Deddog is an Ogryn and slab o' sweaty meat par excellence in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a Commissar (read: if he just BLAM!s Nork's officer, Nork immediately reduces the Commissar to paste). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a precocious 4 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an enemy grenade (and on the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of Greiss. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, this guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an Ork Big Boss WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT!
On the Tabletop
Nork Deddog is the ultimate meatshield. He autopasses Look out Sir! attempts (a godsend against the new Assassins dataslate since Assassins no longer ignore LOS), has Hammer of Wrath, grants the Command Squad Stubborn, comes with the typical Ripper Gun, Carapace Armor, and Feel No Pain combined with T5. The only downside to all of this is that he's pretty pricey, he costs more than a barebones Command Squad. Take Nork if survival for your Commander is a top priority. His Rippergun and Hammer of Wrath hits are very nice, but his primary purpose is a meatshield. Which, fluffwise, he doesn't mind!
Quotations
- "Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"
- "You sed to get da medikit but da medikit was in da carrier so I brought da carrier"
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