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"Just Once..." cursed Kayla as her sword cut through more undergrowth, "just once I'd like to be able to shed that fucking nickname!"
{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter
Her elf companion, Gwendyn, sighed, "Just once I'd like to hear you not swearing. It's unbecoming."
|Name = Minotaurs
        "I'll unbecome your fucking face!" Kayla screeched as she swung again, managing to catch her sword on a tree.
|Heraldry = [[File:Minotaurs Symbol.jpg|200px]]
        "That doesn't even make sense!" the green haired elf shrieked.
|Number = N/A
        "If my sword is notched from that..."
|Battle Cry = Moooooo!!! (Presumably)
Gwendyn shook her head, "Do you even know how to communicate in a manner that doesn't involve excessive rage?"
|Founding = [[21st Founding]] (Supposedly)
        "Do you know how to communicate in a manner that involved sucking my fucking dick?"
|Successors of = '''+++Classified by order of the [[High Lords]]+++''' (The original Minotaurs are unknown; the new Minotaurs are all but confirmed to use Iron Warriors geneseed. Hints that one of the two are chimeric, money's on the unstable psychopaths)
        "You don't even have one of those!"
|Successor Chapters = None
Kayla dusted some grit from her blue hair, "Then I'll fucking grow one! Be a fucking hyena!"
|Chapter Master = [[Asterion Moloc]]
Gwendyn straightened her glasses, grey eyes set on Kayla "You know they don't grow a real-"
|Primarch = Unknown
Kayla turned her red eyes back to Gwendyn, "Look at all the fucks I give, aren't they just raining down from the sky!?"
|Homeworld = Fleet Based
Gwendyn was not amused, but she didn't justify it with a response.
|Specialty = (Old) Being psychotic [[Leeroy Jenkins]]; (New) Beating the shit out of other [[Space Marines]], taking their stuff, pissing off the [[Ultramarines]], siege warfare, and being the [[High Lords]]' personal army.
Kayla turned back to the tree and planted a boot into. For a broke warrior in constant need of work, she had at least one priority she didn't skimp on: footwear. Gwendyn didn't see the reason, but Kayla always took pride in her ivory coloured, steel capped, knee high leather boots, complete with inch high heel. She still resented that Kayla made her wear similar, hers brown leather and adorned with gilded buckles and gilded toe caps. But Kayla loved her boots more than she liked her money. Gwendyn at least figured that if she could clean these boots at some stage, they'd look nice as a more formal piece, till then though she was having trouble hiking without damaging them.
|Strength = 1000 (Officially)
After a bit of wrestling, Kayla managed to tear the sword from the tree trunk.
|Allegiance = [[Imperium]]
        "Cunting fuckstickle faggotballs!" she screeched as she stumbled.
|Colours = (old) Ketchup & Mustard stripes; (new) Bronze with a little Red.
        "I don't think any of those are words-"
}}
        "FUCK YOU!"
''If you are looking for the bull-headed beastmen from Greek mythology, see [[Minotaur]].''
They trudged on, deeper into the forest, "So we're supposed to drive off the minotaurs, is that is? then we get paid?" asked Gwendyn.
 
        "Apparently, but he kept dodging the fucking question as to whether they were corrupted or just rowdy. Big difference you know, corrupted means we have to shank a tribe of scary cunts.
==Out with the old...==
        "And rowdy?"
The '''Minotaurs''' were a [[Chapter]] of [[Space Marine]]s and massive dicks. They were formed in the [[21st Founding|Cursed Founding]] as psychopathic berzerkers and were possibly successors to more stab-happy legions, like the  [[Blood Angels]] (looking at you [[Sanguine Berzerkers]]) or [[World Eaters]]. They first appeared in [[White Dwarf]] as one of the playable Chapters for the Chapter Approved Cursed founding article where they were also mentioned to have beaten the shit out of the [[Lamenters]] during the [[Badab War]], because the Lamenters chose the wrong side and the Minotaurs wanted an excuse to [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Then they disappeared. (to everyone's relief). Their color scheme was also fucking atrocious.
        "Means we have crash some dude's party upturn a keg or two. Poor fuckers."
 
Time passed in silence after that, Kayla cursing and spluttering as she made headway, delving deeper into the woods. Gwendyn remaining watchful for every little movement.
==...and in with the new==
Soon, they came upon the sound of music and laughter in the distance.
[[File:Minotaurs Tact. Marine.jpg|250px|thumb|left|The Minotaurs have many suits of MKVIII "errant" pattern Power Armor.]]
        "Fuck," said Kayla.
The Minotaurs later popped up in [[Imperial Armour Volume 10]] and had their lore (and thankfully colour scheme) overhauled. They're still massive dicks though. Now the psycho-Minotaurs apparently disappeared thousands of years before the [[Badab War]], instead its these cunts who stomp stomp the poor Lamenters (and also take their stuff). They now dress like [[Iron Warriors|ancient Greeks]] and their Chapter Master, one [[Asterion Moloc]], appears to have pilfered the prop department from 300 for his outfit. They no longer maintain the "psychopathic berzerkers' flavour; instead (while still liking melee combat) they make and execute detailed battle plans focusing on siege and attrition warfare, being brooding, paranoid about security protocols, and very pragmatic. Example of that last trait being in [[Imperial Armour Volume 12]] here they let a good chunk of the [[Imperial Navy]] fight and die before they stepped in to give themselves a better chance against the Necrons (what assholes). They are essentially Greek-ier [[Iron Warriors]], who steal shit like the [[Blood Ravens]] (but instead of hijacking your stuff when you aren't looking, they will just mug you and take it). This better explains why they stole the Lamenters' stuff like the school bully shaking down the class nerd for his lunch money, once the old fight between the Lamenters and Minotaurs was retconned to have happened with these Minotaurs instead.
        "What?"
 
        "They're just Rowdy."
They now have vast stores of incredibly rare wargear, which includes: shittons of Arkonak and Tartaros-pattern [[Terminator]] armour, Mk8 [[power armor]], loads of [[Dreadnoughts]] (including rare Contemptor-pattern), [[Storm Eagle#Roc Pattern|their very own Storm Eagle variant]], and at least one [[AWESOME|power spear/lascannon combo]] that might have been <s>jacked</s> gifted from the [[Adeptus Custodes]]). With their [[High Lords of Terra|sugar daddies on Terra]] and taking the good wargear from Chapters they beat down, they have no shortage of the best toys available to the Astartes.  
        "How is that worse than corrupted?"
 
        "It's the difference between diplomacy and letting off fireballs. And diplomacy can suck my arse."
They also act as the [[High Lords of Terra|High Lords']] attack dogs now, only acting on orders from the High Lords themselves, telling anyone in their way to piss off. Oh, and the [[Administratum]] records are sealed (under direct order of the [[High Lords]]), so that not even [[inquisitor|Inquisitors]] can easily (if at all) access them. Which implies something about them (gee, wonder what?) has at least some Inquisitors worried.
They delved deeper, Gwendyn keeping her staff up just in case, while Kayla was notably more relaxed.
 
Eventually they found their way to the source of the music, a large encampment with half a dozen minotaurs. Small gathering, but keeping themselves well entertained with beer pong and well practiced keg stands. The constant chanting of 'chug, chug, chug' was heard over the music of their resident fiddler.
One of their [[Brother-Captain]]s insulted [[Marneus Calgar]] right in front of an [[Ultramarines]] descendant, and the chapter later tore the [[Inceptors]] chapter apart and stole all their stuff, pissing off all the other [[Ultramarines]] successors. They also may or may not have shot down a [[Grey Knights|Grey Knight]] strike cruiser in order to take down a renegade Chapter they were supposed to destroy together. Essentially they've told both of [[Matt Ward]]'s special snowflakes to go raw dog a plasma gun.  
        "Well bro," said one of the minotaurs kicking over an empty keg, "I still think we should've stocked up on those 'shrooms."
 
        "Nah man," replied another, wiping some spilled beer from his glowing red eyes, "the ones in this forest are just as likely to kill you as they are to give you an epic trip. Not going to risk that shit."
Needless to say, [[/tg/]] thinks they're pretty cool (and they are still massive dicks).
Kayla turned to Gwendyn and muttered, "follow my lead..."
 
Gwendyn didn't trust her one bit.
==Current Events==
The two of them strode into the open from the underbrush, Kayla immediately sheathing her sword and splaying her arms in a gesture of goodwill, Gwendyn following close behind.
After Big Bobby G woke up from his 10,000 year power nap, he had many of the High Lords of Terra purged and retook his place as Lord Commander. The Minotaurs don't seem to have cared, since they joined in the Indomitus Crusade and got to fight the [[Thousand Sons]]. Guilliman is a High Lord, after all.
        "Hail minotaurs!" she cried.
 
The minotaurs all looked up, clearly confused to the arrival of a human and an elf
Later, the [[Death Guard]] directly besieged their space-borne [[Fortress-Monastery]] and poisoned their gene stocks beyond repair, so as of now they're racing towards [[Terra]] to restock their gene-vaults. While they're currently out of the fight, hopefully their trip to Terra will cause some revelations on their origins.
She continued, "I'm loathe to interrupt, but I was lead to believe that you guys were all corrupted and shit and I was paid to clear you out! Either way, looks like you pissed off someone down in the town."
 
The minotaurs all looked at each other, unsure what to make of this.
==Chapter and Geneseed Confusion==
        "Now, three miles up north is a patch of forest no one goes into, could probably set up a more permanent party spot there without pissing people off. Some mercs draw their swords without asking questions and they'll be what comes after me if you guys are still here!"
There is a significant amount of [[DERP]] surrounding who their daddy is, how long they've been around, or if these are even all the same group of dicks. While there is not really another example of two chapters sharing the same name, even the sourcebooks point out that the [[Cursed Founding]] Minotaurs and the bronzy Minotaurs are so different that it's a possibility there are multiple chapters who have the same name. There isn't much of a question around only "a" Minotaurs chapter being made during the [[Cursed Founding]] in M36, the same books leaves it ambiguous by alluding to there having been different Minotaurs chapters (essentially keeping the ketchup-mustard-psycho Minotaurs canon alongside the "new" Minotaurs). Pulling things like having records of the "Minotaurs" being around as far back as back in M32 (tag teaming a bunch of Chaos-spark rebellions with some other Chapters, and noticably not just wiping their asses with the battle plans before bolting hell-for-leather into melee range), even tho psycho "Minotaurs" chapter is listed as M36 [[Cursed Founding]]; pointing out that "chimeric" geneseed Astartes (especially from the [[Cursed Founding]]) tend to be mentally/physically unstable, but the "new" Minotaurs are about as stable as you can get (the "old" Minotaurs tho....yeah); and highlighting the difference in behavior, look, and combat doctrines of the bronze colored Minotaurs compared to records of the yellow/red Minotaurs.
One particularly burly minotaur, wearing a lampshade for a hat, stumbled out, clearly tanked out of his brain, his muscles bulging so hard that it looked as though it'd split through his brown skin.
 
        "Aww man, I don't wanna move all this shit!" he whined, "what beef does pinkies have with us?"
Given the yellow/red Minotaurs tendencies to absolutely annihilate whatever is in their way, completely forgo any sort of intel gathering or battle plans, and a [[Rip and tear|psychotic need to just rage rush the enemy to get their stabby-stab on]], it's certainly possible for them be successors to one (or more) of the more bloodthirsty legions such as the [[Blood Angels]] or [[World Eaters]]. A chimeric blend with another gene-line would certainly make sense with their [[Cursed Founding]] origins (and batshit insanity).
        "I dunno, but I was going to get paid to move you on. I'm broke and a girl's gotta eat."
 
        "So we moving up is a favour to you hey?" said the minotaur.
The bronze Minotaurs being the chimeric ones makes markedly less sense, since they are pretty much free of any mutations and have in fact one of the highest [[gene-seed]] acceptance rates of any Chapter. Given their "brooding, maligned, paranoid, and pragmantic" behaviors; obsessive and meticulous data-analysis; noted mastery of siege and attrition warfare (with a secondary preference for close range combat); and heavy ancient Greek theme, they are a near 1-1 match of the [[Iron Warriors]]. Their 5th/6th/7th edition chapter tactics are even the same as the 30k Iron Warriors Legiones Astartes rules. This makes sense, given their depiction in the [[Imperial Armour]] books basically being [[Iron Warriors]] with a bronze color scheme.
        "Well, yeah, you move up, I tell them you've been 'routed', humans no longer pissed, you party in peace. Sorry, what was your name..."
 
        "No names girlie, just call me Lampshade."
If the bronzy Minotaurs are [[Iron Warriors]] successors, it would go a long way in explaining why the [[High Lords]] keep their records well and far away from the [[Ordo Hereticus]].
        "Alright Lampshade, do we have a deal?"
 
        "First, how much these pinkies paying you to move us?"
According to Eadwin Brown, one of the developers of the Badab War: The current incarnation of the Minotaurs was formed by a garrison of [[Iron Warriors]] who were allowed to rejoin the Imperium (but put on a short leash by the High Lords) back during the [[Great Scouring]]. The reason for their lack of/confusing history (including a different chapter getting the same name) being a mix of deliberate actions of the [[High Lords]] (who don't want to lose their personal pet Astartes) and the difficulty of the (pretty shit anyway) Administratium's record keeping.
        "Five hundred. Though you'll note the lack of armour..." she indicated blue tunic, "so my money's going real quick."
 
As she indicated however, Lampshade spent some time gazing at her assets, her massive bust caught his eye and he felt a swelling under his loincloth.
==Other Information==
        "I can help you with your money problems, if you're interested," he realised he had a decent bargaining chip after that, "either, I can pay you to leave us alone, we can move and you don't get paid, or I can pay you AND we move provided you do a favour in return."
[[File:Minotaurs Tartaros.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Terminator Sergeant Ixthalion of the Minotaurs in Tartaros pattern armor.]]While the Minotaurs are strict followers of the [[Codex Astartes]], they're almost never seen as small groups or even individual companies. Every time they're deployed its always been at full Chapter strength. Their incredible effectiveness just goes to prove the Codex is awesome at a Chapter level and above. It isn’t like Guilliman didn’t study his brothers’ tactics, too. They fight in only one war zone at a time with the entire chapter fighting together. This makes them essentially a massive fucking beatstick that the High Lords call upon when shit hits the fan. They also have an unusual preference for killing other Space Marines, which made them feel right at home during the Badab War. Given their fancy new gear, their borderline omnicidal tendencies, and always operating as a full chapter, it would seem that the job of the "Emperor's Executioners" no longer falls upon the [[Space Wolves]] (so the "[[High Lords]]' Executioners"?). They were probably created for fighting Chaos and renegade Marines and just sorta turned out pretty handy for forcing idiot [[Chapter]]s into line.
        "How much are we talking?" said Kayla
 
        "I don't like this..." muttered Gwendyn in undertone.
To the High Lord’s credit, the Minotaurs seem to not be an abuse of power. The Chapters they beat up are let go if they flee or surrender early instead of digging in. Those that keep fighting are curbstomped, but not exterminated. And when they beat on Marines, it’s hard to argue that the receivers of said beating didn’t deserve it (save in [[Lamenters|very specific instances]]).
        "Scarf!" Lampshade shrieked to a minotaur with a scarf around his neck, "How much coin can we spare,"
 
        "A full grand man, we hit jackpot when I tore apart those thieving goblin bastards!"
Unlike most Chapters, the Minotaurs appear to be able to replenish their numbers at an accelerated rate, to the point that they could recover from losses in a fraction of the time it would take other Chapters a century or two to fully recover from. This allows them to quickly rebuild their force to full Chapter strength, even after suffering what would normally be unsustainable causalities. Imperial observers during the Antigonis campaign theorized that this may have something to do with the heavy use of hypnotherapy and neuro-cerebral therapy used in the training of neophytes and frequently "refreshed" with the help of Apothecaries in the Chapter. This has proven to have some unpleasant side-effects- the Minotaurs are highly xenophobic and paranoid, even by the high standards of the Imperium.
        "There we go, full thousand coins for the two of you."
 
Kayla cocked her head, "What's this favour?"
There's also a good chance that they recruit from Terra itself thanks to their connections with the High Lords, giving them a massive recruit pool, as the Imperial Fists are also able to replenish losses equally fast thanks to having billions of potential candidates. This is mostly due to the Imperial Fists building recruitment posts on every world they rescue from invasion. Even then they request permission first as Dorn said he "...want recruits, not vassals". The Black Templars also do this and benefit greatly from this method. And since the Minotaurs gene-seed tithes are locked away nice and tight, no one is sure who their progenitors are.
        "Sorry, never been good with ladies... Tie! How to I eloquently state..." He motioned a slight hip thrust.
 
        "What, fucking!?" said the minotaur with a tie done in a perfect Winsor knot on the left upper arm, "Last poem I did had 'making frantic love under the shimmering moonbeams'."
Aside from the hideous old ketchup-and-mustard motherfuckers and the Greek muggers, there are also a pair of Chapters called the [[Brazen Minotaurs]] (looks like the Minotaurs wearing the [[Taurans]]' chapter badge) and [[White Minotaurs]] (looks like the Minotaurs but with a white Tauran bullhead badge). There isn't much fluff on them.
        "Huh," Kayla grunted
 
        "Oh for fuck's sakes," Gwendyn cursed, immediately eyeing the nearest beer keg.
==(In)famous Campaigns==
Lampshade glowered at Tie, "You're one crass tosser aren't you?"
*'''[[Solar Rebellion]]''' - The Chapter is listed among the Imperial Forces tasked with bulldozing a Chaos-sparked rebellion within the Segmentium Solar. The interesting part is, this was in M32...the [[Cursed Founding]] was in M36..
        "Crass? If I might be so bold, Wreath is the most vulgar out of the lot of us!"
*'''[[Macharian Heresy]]''' - The Chapter is called to deal with the petty star empires created by the former generals of [[Lord Solar Macharius]]. They crush one after the other, following all of the High Lord's orders without question, and causing a lot of collateral damage in the process.
        "And fucking proud of it!" blurted a minotaur wearing a laurel wreath.
*'''Euxine Incident''' - ''The'' action that earned the Chapter their reputation. Still during the [[Macharian Heresy]], the [[Inceptors]] Chapter got involved in a fight with the Doom Warriors. They were supposedly drinking buddies before-hand but their friendship was broken over [[Lawful Stupid|matters of "honor"]]. The Imperium, not wanting ''more bullshit'', sent in the [[Minotaurs]] to beat some sense into them. The Minotaurs, in their [[rape|usual style]], hit both chapters at once. The Doom Warriors, having some sense gained from this initial strike, left the Euxine system. The Inceptors did not leave. Instead they dug in and fought the Minotaurs like men. They lost, and the 100 surviving Inceptors were forced to surrender at barrel point. After they surrendered, [[That Guy|the Minotaurs robbed their relics, jacked Battle-Barge, and left.]] The [[Ultramarines]], seeing at how one of their own [[second founding]] successors got treated like shit, declared that the Minotaurs were permabanned from [[Ultramar]].
        "I may not be as eloquent as Tuxedo or as noble as Banner, but I sir am a wordsmith, a poet and a scholar!"
*'''Defense of Hermetica''' - The heavily-fortified capital of a sector located in the [[Segmentum]] Solar finds itself overwhelmed when the [[Word Bearers]] suddenly dropped from a warp rift in a motherfucking [[Space Hulk]] filled to the brim with [[Mutant]]s. The Minotaurs are the first imperial force to respond: they track the [[Dark Apostle]] into the main cathedral, and decide to blast their way in with orbital bombardement and tanks regardless of civilian casualties. [[Asterion Moloc]] and his [[Terminator]]s  slaugther their way into the catacombs, but the Dark Apostle escapes before he can be dealt the killing blow.
Gwendyn's interest was piqued, "A scholar? what do you study?"
*'''[[Badab War]]''' - You know this one: [[Lugft Huron]] declares independance from the [[High Lords of Terra]], and a fuckton of chapters are sent his way to remind him why that is not a thing. The Minotaurs gained several important victories during this time, but would be more infamously remembered for the shit they did to the poor [[Lamenters]]. (The same thing they did to the [[Inceptors]]) Suffice to say, if anyone had any doubts on their behavior before, those doubts were quickly dispelled after that.
        "Right now? Theoretical physics, astronomy and arcane lore," he held up a copy of a well respected, peer review primer on the nature of cosmology and the placement of the extra-planar realms in relation to the material plane, "Though Tuxedo does political science and Scarf's studying Economic theory.
*'''Battle of Rynn's World''' - The Minotaurs saw action on Rynn's World during the attempt to reclaim the [[Crimson Fists]]' homeworld from the [[Orks]]. Surprisingly, they didn't attempt anything like scavenging he ruins of the Crimson Fists [[Fortress-Monastery]].
Gwendyn's mouth was agape, it had been some time since she'd had decent discourse with fellow intellectuals
*'''Harrowing of the Night Reapers''' The aforementionned [[Chapter]] had been sent on penitent crusade to the a dengerous backwater nebula as punishment for abandoning a Shrine World to the forces of Chaos. They went radio silent after a while, and steadly started to deviate from [[Codex]] doctrine, tactics, and equipment. Six years after last contact and many suspicious raids in the area, irrefutable proof of their attack on a [[Rogue Trader]] vessel earned them an ''Excommunicate Traitoris''. Four companies of the [[Avenging Sons]] went after them, but that chapter can't do anything right and got ambushed by the Night Reapers, who captured one of their [[Space Marine Strike Cruiser|Star Cruisers]] and mauled another. They blamed their humilliating defeat on "Warp flame weapons" that bypassed [[Void shields]], so the High Lords had to send someone who could actually [[get shit done]]: The Minotaurs and the [[Red Hunters]]. (now we're talking) The two Chapters fought the Night Reapers and their heretekal Xeno-tech across a dozen star systems until they cornered them at a pre-human space wreck so massive it had it's own athmosphere and ecosystem. The Night Reapers were searching for a weapon that they beleived would allow them to defeat the Imperials, when a [[Grey Knights]] ship showed up demanding all Imperial forces to pull back. The Minotaurs, naturally, didn't give a fuck and kept fighting. The Knights of Titan had to launch their teleport assault in the midst of the battle. Shortly after, something happened that caused everyone to get BTFO to kingdom come: Minotaurs, Night Reapers, and Grey Knights alike. [[Asterion Moloc]] was the only survivor.
        "Excuse me, if we're doing this, I need...to prepare..." she immediately made a b-line for the keg and tapped it, sculling a full pint of beer.
*'''[[Orphean War]]''' - Karma finally starts catching up to the Chapter's douchebaggery when they have to face the Necrons of the [[Maynarkh Dynasty]]. They lose their stolen ships in the desperate assault against the necron fleet over Amarah Prime, and take many casualties that would be sorely felt later in their race back to [[Terra]]. Moloc almost dies again, this time by achieving a mutual KO against the Maynarkh [[Necron Overlord|Overlord]].
Kayla looked at her then looked back at Lampshade,
 
        "You know what, fuck it. I haven't had a decent lay in for fucking ever."
==Daily Rituals==
Gwendyn started pouring another beer, "Give me five minutes, I want to be blind or horny, whichever happens first! Tie was it? Keep talking!"
:04:00 Wake Up: The Minotaurs arise from their beds (each Minotaur has their own king-sized bed with luxury mattress and comforter). They make sure to beat up a dummy space marine before leaving.
Lampshade laughed, "that... that was easy."
:05:00 Morning Prayer: The Minotaurs gather in the chapel to praise the Emperor. They also praise the High Lords of Terra. Any battle brother who prays to not have to kill other space marines is put in the "patience chamber".
Kayla sighed, "Please, I'd rather you sheathed your sword than I have to unsheathe mine."
:06:00 Morning Firing Rituals: The Minotaurs pull live space marines from the "patience chamber" to practice firing upon. Any battle brother whose shot kills the space marine instantly is put into the "patience chamber".
        "I am stealing that analogy!" barked Tie.
:08:00 Morning Battle Practice: The Minotaurs release captured prisoners within the "patience chamber." Imprisoned members include failed Minotaurs, rebellious Ultramarines (and successors), Lamenters, Marines Malevolent, Fallen, and Grey Knights. The <s>victims</s> participants are then forced to fight the entire chapter with substandard equipment.
Gwendyn finished the second pint, "Tie, Scarf, Tuxedo? if I'm going to do this, you're going to have to come here..."
:10:00 Morning Tactical Indoctrination: The Minotaurs finish off the last of their prisoners and gather together in the Great Hall to discuss strategy. Common tactics involve marching right through enemy fire, throwing allied units into enemy fire THEN marching through whats left, missile strikes on engaged melee units, and techniques to kill other space marines. Any battle brother who points out the faults in these tactics is put in the "patience chamber" (any actual faults are noted for later tactical refinement).
The minotaurs raced over and within moments they got deep into discourse, Gwendyn feeling warmer and more flustered the more they flexed their intellectual prowess.
:11:00 Afternoon Prayer: The Minotaurs give thanks to the High Lords of Terra for allowing them to be such dicks. In a sacred ritual, each battle brother is required to kiss the butt of golden statues honoring the High Lords Of Terra. Any battle brother who claims this is gay is sent to the "patience chamber".
Lampshade couldn't help but notice Gwendyn's figure, while lithe, she was extraordinarily well endowed for an elf.
:12:00 Afternoon Meal: The Minotaurs gather to feast upon fine meats and food provided by their besties: the High Lords. Serfs rush quickly to ensure that each marine is fed to his heart's content.
        "You know, Tuxedo's always been the suave lady-killer. Yet... Tie seems to be doing the best job."
:13:00 Afternoon Battle Practice: The Minotaurs descend to any number of worlds in order to hone their space marine killing skills. The Lamenters are the most frequent target, but Baal and Ultramar are also popular destinations. A number of the the targeted space marines are captured and put in the "patience chamber". The food stocks of enemy forces are taken for Evening Meal.
        "Gwen's not like most ladies. So how you want to do this?"
:15:00 Afternoon Firing Rites: The Minotaurs practice shooting at cutouts for once. These cutouts are usually painted [[Ultramarines|blue]], [[Lamenters|yellow]], or [[Grey Knights|grey]].
        "Well, all of us have gotta get our rocks off..."
:16:00 Enhanced Tactical Indoctrine: The Minotaurs learn how to most effectively teamkill each army in the Imperium. During this time, they also will use artillery and vehicle simulators in order to practice causing the most possible destruction upon space marines fortifications such as: driving tanks straight through walls and orbital strikes on Astartes medical station.
        "It's only a deal if we do too, got it?"
:18:00 Evening Meal: The Minotaurs feast once again, devouring the food stocks taken during Afternoon Battle Practice, infront of the survivors of who they took it from. Any brother who feels guilty about this is sent to the "patience chamber".
        "I'll do my best I guess..." shrugged Lampshade, "So... what are you up for? do we form a line or...?"
:17:00 Recruitment: <s>Slaves</s> Fresh recruits arrive from Terra. These are forced to either serve as serfs for the chapter, or begin the Minotaurs' <s>forced reprogramming</s> training process. Imperial Officials are ordered to turn a blind eye to this process, causing the Salamanders to [[RAGE]].
        "You're the one who wanted this!"
:20:00 Propaganda: The Minotaurs gather in the Great Hall [[Bullshit|to listen to the brilliant, enlightened, sophisticated, and productive conversations that the High Lords partake in.]] Any battle brother who dozes off or claims the High Lords are full of shit is sent to the "patience chamber".
        "I honestly didn't expect you to say yes."
:22:00 Free time: The Minotaurs are granted free time. This mostly involves reading the excessive number of manuals on how to kill space marines, beating each other up as practice, and repainting wargear taken from other Chapters.
Kayla giggled, "wow, okay..." she glanced over at Gwendyn, whose body language was opening up, her hand subconsciously lifting her skirt a little.
:23:00 Bed Time: The Minotaurs retire to their quarters for the evening. Before falling asleep, they beat up the space marine dummy again.
        "Give it a moment and she'll be drenched..." muttered Kayla, "You know, I don't usually take things in turns. When I fight for example, I like to take 'em all on at the same time if you get my meaning."
 
Lampshade gazed at her, "so... are you taking your clothes off or...?"
==Tabletop==
        "gods below man, I'm a warrior, what do you think gets my blood pumping?"
 
Lampshade smirked, she was talking his language. He immediately charged, and she rolled to the side, dodging.
===Chapter Approved===
        "C'mon, if you guys really want to fuck my brains out, you're gonna have to try harder than that! I take real men with balls!"
When the first Minotaurs were introduced as one of the Cursed Founding chapters, for +10 points per model, or +20 per dreadnought (on top of the regular costs) you could give your entire army Fearless and +1 Attack though they had to move towards and assault the nearest enemy they could (even if they had no chance of hurting it) and had to sweep advance, but nobody did it because painting them WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. Both because they had the most annoying colour scheme (worse than the quarter ones like the [[Howling Griffons]]) and because their colours made them look fucking ugly.
Wreath and Banner approached. Banner wore a standard, displaying a stark white flag with the writing, 'MINOTAURS, MAN UP AND ROCK OUT!' painted on it.
 
Banner's stance and posture told of a well trained and disciplined warrior. Wreath on the other hand had a brawler's stance.
===5th Edition/Imperial Armour===
Kayla urged the three of them on and they charged. She ducked and weaved as they tried to dogpile on her. They wrestled and grappled, tearing at each other's clothes with complete abandon, to the hooping and cheering and bet-taking from Gwendyn and the other minotaurs.
Their revamped rules from the Imperial Armour books essentially make them play as 40k version Heresy-Era Iron Warriors, being all about Siege Siege Siege!
It wasn't long before Kayla found her own clothes in tattered rags n the ground, barebreasted and exposed. She was infinitely grateful that her boots were unharmed.
 
She giggled at the minotaurs, "I'd call this one a draw fellas"
===7th Edition===
The three looked down, their loincloths shredded and torn.
With the updates they got their own Chapter Tactics. Minotaurs Chapter Tactics models don't take morale checks from shooting attacks, and can re-roll failed pinning tests. In addition they have crusader USR, and +1 to charge distance when in the enemy deployment zone. Overall one of the [[fail|worst]] Chapter Tactics. Crusader certainly is nice to have, but ATSKNF makes re-rolling pinning and no morale checks from shooting pretty redundant. If you're gonna play Minotaurs you're gonna have to bring Moloc, who is a fucking monster in CC while gaining a VP per character executed in a challenge ''and'' giving your guys Prefered Enemy (Space Marines). So if you didn't get the memo, Minotaurs are meant to be run with Moloc as your Warlord against other Space Marine armies. If a friend of yours is running a really annoying Space Marine army, especially if he has Smashfucker, sic these guys on him and watch him cry.
Lampshade immediately looked at Banner, who was impressed, then to Wreath, who was stunned.
 
        "Remember guys, no crossing swords or touching balls, got it?"
===8th Edition===
Kayla giggled, "you may have to cross swords though! I mean, how else are you going to decide who sticks what and where?"
How 8th Edition treated Forge World chapters is an issue of [[skub|intense debate]]. Sure, you can choose whatever tactic you want, but it still feels like an afterthought on the part of Games Workshop. That aside, Moloc and Aiakos came out of the update relatively unscathed, still being hard nuts to crack and very lethal overall, but with loss of initiative, and Moloc has lost the main thing he was taken for - the godsent army-wide Preferred enemy: Space Marines. Instead he can "do the wulfen" now. Ivanus, however, has lost all of his utility and is just an overpriced Chaplain with attacks and wounds of a captain, and no longer gains an extra attack from having two specialist weapons. Kraatos also no longer exists as of the FAQ, with Forge World telling you to just [[fail|use him as a regular devastator marine]]. ROC pattern Storm Eagle still rocks though.
        "huh?" asked Wreath.
 
Kayla rolled her eyes as she planted a solid kick into Wreath's sternum, knocking the eight foot giant to the ground, "You stay the fuck on the ground and don't thrust till I'm fucking ready!"
==Gallery==
        "Yes ma'am!" barked the stunned minotaur.
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Kayla clambered onto him, stroking his shaft until it completely hardened.
File:Minotaurs_Original_Scheme.jpg|[[Fail|Their original scheme]], just try and paint an entire Chapter of them.
        "Gods above, never laid a minotaur but are all of you so fucking huge?"
File:Veteran_Brother_Isskar.PNG|Stylized red markings are used to identify [[Veteran Squad]]s...
        "I thought he was on the small side..." said Lampshade.
File:Sternguard_Veteran_Thoul.PNG|...And sergeants
        "Seven inches is small?"
</gallery>
        "I'm eight..." shrugged Banner.
 
Kayla whistled, "good thing I'm a tough little bitch," as she parted her pussy lips and positioned herself on Wreath's tip.
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        "Thrust before I'm ready, I break your jaw, got it?"
        "Yes ma'am!"
Kayla slid down his shaft, a gentle cooing escaped her when she got down as deep as she could fit it.
        "Now, Lampshade you crass motherfucker, come round the back here..."
Lampshade complied as Kayla reached back to her hindquarters, "I want you inside me there!"
        "Umm... wouldn't that hurt you?"
        "Just fucking do it!"
        "OKAY! FUCK!" said Lampshade as he pumped at his member to tighten the erection and slid it in, slowly and gently considering his size.
        "Oh fuck," Kayla breathed, "That's the spot. Banner, over here."
        "You called madam?"
She reached for his throbbing member and tugged it towards her face, leading him. She gave the tip a reassuring lick and gave him a smile, "You're the most handsome one here," she gave him a playful tickle on the balls, "and by the gods you have the prettiest cock," she wrapped her lips around it and started sucking, simultaneously rolling her hips up and down. The other two took this as their queue and started thrusting. She felt Lampshade's hands on her arse as his thrusting matched her increasing rhythm, and Wrath clutching onto her hips.
She looked up at Banner as she lurched forward, taking his member as deeply in her throat as she could, letting a gentle moan escape his lips. The member was so massive that she had to use two hands to control it properly. As the minotaurs pumped away, growing harder and faster, she urged Banner to place his hands on the back of her head.
        "Can't... control..." she blurted between moans, "Thrust..."
Banner complied, sticking his throbbing cock into her open, awaiting mouth and thrust as deep as he could. Kayla was practiced, suppression of the gag reflex came easy for her. She planted her hands on Wreath's chest, her nails clawing into his exquisitely carved chest.
Meanwhile, Gwendyn was just enjoying the show, her panties had long since vanished and she had both hands at her pussy, two fingers inside and the other hand playing with the clit.
Scarf carefully reached around her and picked her up, to no protest from her, and sat down against the keg. Slowly, he sat her down on top of him, trying to press his cock between her fingers and inside her pussy.
        "No, no, not there. Back, like Lampshade."
Scarf shrugged and complied. It was awkward and Gwendyn's cry of pain gave him pause, but things settled once he finally found his way.
        "Just like that big man, just like that!" Gwendyn took her fingers out of her pussy and began to lick them clean, "Now play with my tits, they're getting a little lonely,"
Scarf reached to the head-sized breasts and massaged them, but gently as it got the best moans from the elf.
        "Tie, I want you in the front. A well educated man like yourself needs a break, right?"
Tie smirked and got on his knees, slowly pushing his cock inside, a long, drawn out moan escaped Gwendyn's lips as the massive member was pushed to its absolute limit. He leant back on his hands to get comfortable
Gwendyn then coaxed Tuxedo over by tugging on the tails of his suit and reached to his cock.
        "Be gentle kind sirs, I am but a tiny elf..."
The three of them barely moved, letting her do all the work, which suited Gwendyn fine. The way she rocked and swivelled with each thrust, the delicate way she played games with her tongue on Tuxedo's cock, were things to be savoured. She pressed down on Tie in a way that caused him to grunt and splutter, while Scarf was trying hard not to make any kind of vocalisation, though it was growing more and more difficult. Gwendyn however was taking her time with the three, the smooth texture of their cocks was a complete contrast to the rough exterior, while the members themselves were rock hard, the skin was soft and supple and felt nice inside her.
Kayla's screams and moans were gagged by the giant cock in her mouth, but she was having the time of her life. The sheer bestial vigour the three of them thrust with was arousing in ways she couldn't explain. The three of them, without even realising, were trusting in tandem, matching the rhythm she was setting perfectly.
Though not all of them had her endurance. The rhythm was forced to change when Lampshade suddenly thrust harder and faster, Wreath and Banner matching him. Within moments however Lampshade let out a cry as he came, the warm feeling of cum filled Kayla, and made her even hornier.
Her nails were digging into Wreath's flesh and she managed to let Banner sink his cock right to the base down her throat, which proved too much for Banner to handle as he too blew his load.
Kayla herself stopped moving as she held her breath, Banner thrust his cock as deep as it would when he came, torrents of cum issuing forth. Kayla swallowed as hard as she could as Banner withdrew, at least he made it easy to clear out. He let go of her head and stepped back.
All the while however, Wreath never stopped pumping, and Kayla's body was shaking and writhing uncontrollably, she could feel her body tensing. Wreath had good timing, the moment he finally filled her up completely with his seed, Kayla let out an orgasmic cry as she reared back, her body reddening as her scream filled the night sky.
Gwendyn enjoyed the show thoroughly, finding that she was already about to lose her own composure. She heard a grunt from Tuxedo a torrents of cum issued forth from his member and filled her mouth. She found she couldn't swallow fast enough and most of it burst out of the corners of her mouth, dribbling down her chin and running down her tits. She kept pumping his cock until every last drop had either spurted out of her mouth or been swallowed down.
Gwendyn didn't quite last as long as the minotaurs however, not long after she pushed Tuxedo away, she found herself moaning and screeching, unable to control her body. A mix of drool and cum dribbled down her face as she had lost the ability to deal with even that, overridden by how her body tensed in response to each any every thrust and twitch. She let out a cry as her body seized. Unable to keep thrusting, the minotaurs did it for her and finished the job admirably, turning the quavering start of an orgasm into a full blown eruption of Gwendyn's joyous screams as her juices oozed squirted out from the sheer sensation.
The minotaurs weren't done yet, so Gwendyn pushed Tie out and brought his cock to her tits, wrapping the almost pillow-soft bust around his cock and massaged. It only took seconds for Tie to lose his control and blow his load all over Gwendyn's face, successive, less forceful spurts hit her neck, then her chest, then simply oozed out of the head and dribbled down, around ad between her tits.
She pulled off of Scarf and sat just behind his cock. She massaged her clit against it, trying to push out the tiny remnants of her orgasm for full satisfaction as she gripped it with both hands and pumped. Within moments, his cock erupted mock-volcano, launching streams of cum onto the front and underside of her tits, spurting smaller loads onto her tummy and eventually dribbling remnants of his load back down his shaft, which ran over her hands and dipped all between her legs and covering her pussy.
She slumped back onto Scarf and kissed him on the cheek,
        "My, my, why have I never taken a minotaur before?"
It was then that Kayla had approached her, cum still dripped from her orifices.
        "Well now, had fun did we?"
        "Fun's just beginning..." Said Gwendyn, "You brought me here, you can clean up this gods damned mess before we go!" she indicated the carpet of cum on her body.
Kayla smirked as she gazed at the completely covered pussy and licked her lips,
        "And I know exactly where I'm going to start..."

Revision as of 04:12, 20 February 2020

Minotaurs
Battle Cry Moooooo!!! (Presumably)
Number N/A
Founding 21st Founding (Supposedly)
Successors of +++Classified by order of the High Lords+++ (The original Minotaurs are unknown; the new Minotaurs are all but confirmed to use Iron Warriors geneseed. Hints that one of the two are chimeric, money's on the unstable psychopaths)
Successor Chapters None
Chapter Master Asterion Moloc
Primarch Unknown
Homeworld Fleet Based
Strength 1000 (Officially)
Specialty (Old) Being psychotic Leeroy Jenkins; (New) Beating the shit out of other Space Marines, taking their stuff, pissing off the Ultramarines, siege warfare, and being the High Lords' personal army.
Allegiance Imperium
Colours (old) Ketchup & Mustard stripes; (new) Bronze with a little Red.

If you are looking for the bull-headed beastmen from Greek mythology, see Minotaur.

Out with the old...

The Minotaurs were a Chapter of Space Marines and massive dicks. They were formed in the Cursed Founding as psychopathic berzerkers and were possibly successors to more stab-happy legions, like the Blood Angels (looking at you Sanguine Berzerkers) or World Eaters. They first appeared in White Dwarf as one of the playable Chapters for the Chapter Approved Cursed founding article where they were also mentioned to have beaten the shit out of the Lamenters during the Badab War, because the Lamenters chose the wrong side and the Minotaurs wanted an excuse to RIP AND TEAR. Then they disappeared. (to everyone's relief). Their color scheme was also fucking atrocious.

...and in with the new

The Minotaurs have many suits of MKVIII "errant" pattern Power Armor.

The Minotaurs later popped up in Imperial Armour Volume 10 and had their lore (and thankfully colour scheme) overhauled. They're still massive dicks though. Now the psycho-Minotaurs apparently disappeared thousands of years before the Badab War, instead its these cunts who stomp stomp the poor Lamenters (and also take their stuff). They now dress like ancient Greeks and their Chapter Master, one Asterion Moloc, appears to have pilfered the prop department from 300 for his outfit. They no longer maintain the "psychopathic berzerkers' flavour; instead (while still liking melee combat) they make and execute detailed battle plans focusing on siege and attrition warfare, being brooding, paranoid about security protocols, and very pragmatic. Example of that last trait being in Imperial Armour Volume 12 here they let a good chunk of the Imperial Navy fight and die before they stepped in to give themselves a better chance against the Necrons (what assholes). They are essentially Greek-ier Iron Warriors, who steal shit like the Blood Ravens (but instead of hijacking your stuff when you aren't looking, they will just mug you and take it). This better explains why they stole the Lamenters' stuff like the school bully shaking down the class nerd for his lunch money, once the old fight between the Lamenters and Minotaurs was retconned to have happened with these Minotaurs instead.

They now have vast stores of incredibly rare wargear, which includes: shittons of Arkonak and Tartaros-pattern Terminator armour, Mk8 power armor, loads of Dreadnoughts (including rare Contemptor-pattern), their very own Storm Eagle variant, and at least one power spear/lascannon combo that might have been jacked gifted from the Adeptus Custodes). With their sugar daddies on Terra and taking the good wargear from Chapters they beat down, they have no shortage of the best toys available to the Astartes.

They also act as the High Lords' attack dogs now, only acting on orders from the High Lords themselves, telling anyone in their way to piss off. Oh, and the Administratum records are sealed (under direct order of the High Lords), so that not even Inquisitors can easily (if at all) access them. Which implies something about them (gee, wonder what?) has at least some Inquisitors worried.

One of their Brother-Captains insulted Marneus Calgar right in front of an Ultramarines descendant, and the chapter later tore the Inceptors chapter apart and stole all their stuff, pissing off all the other Ultramarines successors. They also may or may not have shot down a Grey Knight strike cruiser in order to take down a renegade Chapter they were supposed to destroy together. Essentially they've told both of Matt Ward's special snowflakes to go raw dog a plasma gun.

Needless to say, /tg/ thinks they're pretty cool (and they are still massive dicks).

Current Events

After Big Bobby G woke up from his 10,000 year power nap, he had many of the High Lords of Terra purged and retook his place as Lord Commander. The Minotaurs don't seem to have cared, since they joined in the Indomitus Crusade and got to fight the Thousand Sons. Guilliman is a High Lord, after all.

Later, the Death Guard directly besieged their space-borne Fortress-Monastery and poisoned their gene stocks beyond repair, so as of now they're racing towards Terra to restock their gene-vaults. While they're currently out of the fight, hopefully their trip to Terra will cause some revelations on their origins.

Chapter and Geneseed Confusion

There is a significant amount of DERP surrounding who their daddy is, how long they've been around, or if these are even all the same group of dicks. While there is not really another example of two chapters sharing the same name, even the sourcebooks point out that the Cursed Founding Minotaurs and the bronzy Minotaurs are so different that it's a possibility there are multiple chapters who have the same name. There isn't much of a question around only "a" Minotaurs chapter being made during the Cursed Founding in M36, the same books leaves it ambiguous by alluding to there having been different Minotaurs chapters (essentially keeping the ketchup-mustard-psycho Minotaurs canon alongside the "new" Minotaurs). Pulling things like having records of the "Minotaurs" being around as far back as back in M32 (tag teaming a bunch of Chaos-spark rebellions with some other Chapters, and noticably not just wiping their asses with the battle plans before bolting hell-for-leather into melee range), even tho psycho "Minotaurs" chapter is listed as M36 Cursed Founding; pointing out that "chimeric" geneseed Astartes (especially from the Cursed Founding) tend to be mentally/physically unstable, but the "new" Minotaurs are about as stable as you can get (the "old" Minotaurs tho....yeah); and highlighting the difference in behavior, look, and combat doctrines of the bronze colored Minotaurs compared to records of the yellow/red Minotaurs.

Given the yellow/red Minotaurs tendencies to absolutely annihilate whatever is in their way, completely forgo any sort of intel gathering or battle plans, and a psychotic need to just rage rush the enemy to get their stabby-stab on, it's certainly possible for them be successors to one (or more) of the more bloodthirsty legions such as the Blood Angels or World Eaters. A chimeric blend with another gene-line would certainly make sense with their Cursed Founding origins (and batshit insanity).

The bronze Minotaurs being the chimeric ones makes markedly less sense, since they are pretty much free of any mutations and have in fact one of the highest gene-seed acceptance rates of any Chapter. Given their "brooding, maligned, paranoid, and pragmantic" behaviors; obsessive and meticulous data-analysis; noted mastery of siege and attrition warfare (with a secondary preference for close range combat); and heavy ancient Greek theme, they are a near 1-1 match of the Iron Warriors. Their 5th/6th/7th edition chapter tactics are even the same as the 30k Iron Warriors Legiones Astartes rules. This makes sense, given their depiction in the Imperial Armour books basically being Iron Warriors with a bronze color scheme.

If the bronzy Minotaurs are Iron Warriors successors, it would go a long way in explaining why the High Lords keep their records well and far away from the Ordo Hereticus.

According to Eadwin Brown, one of the developers of the Badab War: The current incarnation of the Minotaurs was formed by a garrison of Iron Warriors who were allowed to rejoin the Imperium (but put on a short leash by the High Lords) back during the Great Scouring. The reason for their lack of/confusing history (including a different chapter getting the same name) being a mix of deliberate actions of the High Lords (who don't want to lose their personal pet Astartes) and the difficulty of the (pretty shit anyway) Administratium's record keeping.

Other Information

Terminator Sergeant Ixthalion of the Minotaurs in Tartaros pattern armor.

While the Minotaurs are strict followers of the Codex Astartes, they're almost never seen as small groups or even individual companies. Every time they're deployed its always been at full Chapter strength. Their incredible effectiveness just goes to prove the Codex is awesome at a Chapter level and above. It isn’t like Guilliman didn’t study his brothers’ tactics, too. They fight in only one war zone at a time with the entire chapter fighting together. This makes them essentially a massive fucking beatstick that the High Lords call upon when shit hits the fan. They also have an unusual preference for killing other Space Marines, which made them feel right at home during the Badab War. Given their fancy new gear, their borderline omnicidal tendencies, and always operating as a full chapter, it would seem that the job of the "Emperor's Executioners" no longer falls upon the Space Wolves (so the "High Lords' Executioners"?). They were probably created for fighting Chaos and renegade Marines and just sorta turned out pretty handy for forcing idiot Chapters into line.

To the High Lord’s credit, the Minotaurs seem to not be an abuse of power. The Chapters they beat up are let go if they flee or surrender early instead of digging in. Those that keep fighting are curbstomped, but not exterminated. And when they beat on Marines, it’s hard to argue that the receivers of said beating didn’t deserve it (save in very specific instances).

Unlike most Chapters, the Minotaurs appear to be able to replenish their numbers at an accelerated rate, to the point that they could recover from losses in a fraction of the time it would take other Chapters a century or two to fully recover from. This allows them to quickly rebuild their force to full Chapter strength, even after suffering what would normally be unsustainable causalities. Imperial observers during the Antigonis campaign theorized that this may have something to do with the heavy use of hypnotherapy and neuro-cerebral therapy used in the training of neophytes and frequently "refreshed" with the help of Apothecaries in the Chapter. This has proven to have some unpleasant side-effects- the Minotaurs are highly xenophobic and paranoid, even by the high standards of the Imperium.

There's also a good chance that they recruit from Terra itself thanks to their connections with the High Lords, giving them a massive recruit pool, as the Imperial Fists are also able to replenish losses equally fast thanks to having billions of potential candidates. This is mostly due to the Imperial Fists building recruitment posts on every world they rescue from invasion. Even then they request permission first as Dorn said he "...want recruits, not vassals". The Black Templars also do this and benefit greatly from this method. And since the Minotaurs gene-seed tithes are locked away nice and tight, no one is sure who their progenitors are.

Aside from the hideous old ketchup-and-mustard motherfuckers and the Greek muggers, there are also a pair of Chapters called the Brazen Minotaurs (looks like the Minotaurs wearing the Taurans' chapter badge) and White Minotaurs (looks like the Minotaurs but with a white Tauran bullhead badge). There isn't much fluff on them.

(In)famous Campaigns

  • Solar Rebellion - The Chapter is listed among the Imperial Forces tasked with bulldozing a Chaos-sparked rebellion within the Segmentium Solar. The interesting part is, this was in M32...the Cursed Founding was in M36..
  • Macharian Heresy - The Chapter is called to deal with the petty star empires created by the former generals of Lord Solar Macharius. They crush one after the other, following all of the High Lord's orders without question, and causing a lot of collateral damage in the process.
  • Euxine Incident - The action that earned the Chapter their reputation. Still during the Macharian Heresy, the Inceptors Chapter got involved in a fight with the Doom Warriors. They were supposedly drinking buddies before-hand but their friendship was broken over matters of "honor". The Imperium, not wanting more bullshit, sent in the Minotaurs to beat some sense into them. The Minotaurs, in their usual style, hit both chapters at once. The Doom Warriors, having some sense gained from this initial strike, left the Euxine system. The Inceptors did not leave. Instead they dug in and fought the Minotaurs like men. They lost, and the 100 surviving Inceptors were forced to surrender at barrel point. After they surrendered, the Minotaurs robbed their relics, jacked Battle-Barge, and left. The Ultramarines, seeing at how one of their own second founding successors got treated like shit, declared that the Minotaurs were permabanned from Ultramar.
  • Defense of Hermetica - The heavily-fortified capital of a sector located in the Segmentum Solar finds itself overwhelmed when the Word Bearers suddenly dropped from a warp rift in a motherfucking Space Hulk filled to the brim with Mutants. The Minotaurs are the first imperial force to respond: they track the Dark Apostle into the main cathedral, and decide to blast their way in with orbital bombardement and tanks regardless of civilian casualties. Asterion Moloc and his Terminators slaugther their way into the catacombs, but the Dark Apostle escapes before he can be dealt the killing blow.
  • Badab War - You know this one: Lugft Huron declares independance from the High Lords of Terra, and a fuckton of chapters are sent his way to remind him why that is not a thing. The Minotaurs gained several important victories during this time, but would be more infamously remembered for the shit they did to the poor Lamenters. (The same thing they did to the Inceptors) Suffice to say, if anyone had any doubts on their behavior before, those doubts were quickly dispelled after that.
  • Battle of Rynn's World - The Minotaurs saw action on Rynn's World during the attempt to reclaim the Crimson Fists' homeworld from the Orks. Surprisingly, they didn't attempt anything like scavenging he ruins of the Crimson Fists Fortress-Monastery.
  • Harrowing of the Night Reapers The aforementionned Chapter had been sent on penitent crusade to the a dengerous backwater nebula as punishment for abandoning a Shrine World to the forces of Chaos. They went radio silent after a while, and steadly started to deviate from Codex doctrine, tactics, and equipment. Six years after last contact and many suspicious raids in the area, irrefutable proof of their attack on a Rogue Trader vessel earned them an Excommunicate Traitoris. Four companies of the Avenging Sons went after them, but that chapter can't do anything right and got ambushed by the Night Reapers, who captured one of their Star Cruisers and mauled another. They blamed their humilliating defeat on "Warp flame weapons" that bypassed Void shields, so the High Lords had to send someone who could actually get shit done: The Minotaurs and the Red Hunters. (now we're talking) The two Chapters fought the Night Reapers and their heretekal Xeno-tech across a dozen star systems until they cornered them at a pre-human space wreck so massive it had it's own athmosphere and ecosystem. The Night Reapers were searching for a weapon that they beleived would allow them to defeat the Imperials, when a Grey Knights ship showed up demanding all Imperial forces to pull back. The Minotaurs, naturally, didn't give a fuck and kept fighting. The Knights of Titan had to launch their teleport assault in the midst of the battle. Shortly after, something happened that caused everyone to get BTFO to kingdom come: Minotaurs, Night Reapers, and Grey Knights alike. Asterion Moloc was the only survivor.
  • Orphean War - Karma finally starts catching up to the Chapter's douchebaggery when they have to face the Necrons of the Maynarkh Dynasty. They lose their stolen ships in the desperate assault against the necron fleet over Amarah Prime, and take many casualties that would be sorely felt later in their race back to Terra. Moloc almost dies again, this time by achieving a mutual KO against the Maynarkh Overlord.

Daily Rituals

04:00 Wake Up: The Minotaurs arise from their beds (each Minotaur has their own king-sized bed with luxury mattress and comforter). They make sure to beat up a dummy space marine before leaving.
05:00 Morning Prayer: The Minotaurs gather in the chapel to praise the Emperor. They also praise the High Lords of Terra. Any battle brother who prays to not have to kill other space marines is put in the "patience chamber".
06:00 Morning Firing Rituals: The Minotaurs pull live space marines from the "patience chamber" to practice firing upon. Any battle brother whose shot kills the space marine instantly is put into the "patience chamber".
08:00 Morning Battle Practice: The Minotaurs release captured prisoners within the "patience chamber." Imprisoned members include failed Minotaurs, rebellious Ultramarines (and successors), Lamenters, Marines Malevolent, Fallen, and Grey Knights. The victims participants are then forced to fight the entire chapter with substandard equipment.
10:00 Morning Tactical Indoctrination: The Minotaurs finish off the last of their prisoners and gather together in the Great Hall to discuss strategy. Common tactics involve marching right through enemy fire, throwing allied units into enemy fire THEN marching through whats left, missile strikes on engaged melee units, and techniques to kill other space marines. Any battle brother who points out the faults in these tactics is put in the "patience chamber" (any actual faults are noted for later tactical refinement).
11:00 Afternoon Prayer: The Minotaurs give thanks to the High Lords of Terra for allowing them to be such dicks. In a sacred ritual, each battle brother is required to kiss the butt of golden statues honoring the High Lords Of Terra. Any battle brother who claims this is gay is sent to the "patience chamber".
12:00 Afternoon Meal: The Minotaurs gather to feast upon fine meats and food provided by their besties: the High Lords. Serfs rush quickly to ensure that each marine is fed to his heart's content.
13:00 Afternoon Battle Practice: The Minotaurs descend to any number of worlds in order to hone their space marine killing skills. The Lamenters are the most frequent target, but Baal and Ultramar are also popular destinations. A number of the the targeted space marines are captured and put in the "patience chamber". The food stocks of enemy forces are taken for Evening Meal.
15:00 Afternoon Firing Rites: The Minotaurs practice shooting at cutouts for once. These cutouts are usually painted blue, yellow, or grey.
16:00 Enhanced Tactical Indoctrine: The Minotaurs learn how to most effectively teamkill each army in the Imperium. During this time, they also will use artillery and vehicle simulators in order to practice causing the most possible destruction upon space marines fortifications such as: driving tanks straight through walls and orbital strikes on Astartes medical station.
18:00 Evening Meal: The Minotaurs feast once again, devouring the food stocks taken during Afternoon Battle Practice, infront of the survivors of who they took it from. Any brother who feels guilty about this is sent to the "patience chamber".
17:00 Recruitment: Slaves Fresh recruits arrive from Terra. These are forced to either serve as serfs for the chapter, or begin the Minotaurs' forced reprogramming training process. Imperial Officials are ordered to turn a blind eye to this process, causing the Salamanders to RAGE.
20:00 Propaganda: The Minotaurs gather in the Great Hall to listen to the brilliant, enlightened, sophisticated, and productive conversations that the High Lords partake in. Any battle brother who dozes off or claims the High Lords are full of shit is sent to the "patience chamber".
22:00 Free time: The Minotaurs are granted free time. This mostly involves reading the excessive number of manuals on how to kill space marines, beating each other up as practice, and repainting wargear taken from other Chapters.
23:00 Bed Time: The Minotaurs retire to their quarters for the evening. Before falling asleep, they beat up the space marine dummy again.

Tabletop

Chapter Approved

When the first Minotaurs were introduced as one of the Cursed Founding chapters, for +10 points per model, or +20 per dreadnought (on top of the regular costs) you could give your entire army Fearless and +1 Attack though they had to move towards and assault the nearest enemy they could (even if they had no chance of hurting it) and had to sweep advance, but nobody did it because painting them WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. Both because they had the most annoying colour scheme (worse than the quarter ones like the Howling Griffons) and because their colours made them look fucking ugly.

5th Edition/Imperial Armour

Their revamped rules from the Imperial Armour books essentially make them play as 40k version Heresy-Era Iron Warriors, being all about Siege Siege Siege!

7th Edition

With the updates they got their own Chapter Tactics. Minotaurs Chapter Tactics models don't take morale checks from shooting attacks, and can re-roll failed pinning tests. In addition they have crusader USR, and +1 to charge distance when in the enemy deployment zone. Overall one of the worst Chapter Tactics. Crusader certainly is nice to have, but ATSKNF makes re-rolling pinning and no morale checks from shooting pretty redundant. If you're gonna play Minotaurs you're gonna have to bring Moloc, who is a fucking monster in CC while gaining a VP per character executed in a challenge and giving your guys Prefered Enemy (Space Marines). So if you didn't get the memo, Minotaurs are meant to be run with Moloc as your Warlord against other Space Marine armies. If a friend of yours is running a really annoying Space Marine army, especially if he has Smashfucker, sic these guys on him and watch him cry.

8th Edition

How 8th Edition treated Forge World chapters is an issue of intense debate. Sure, you can choose whatever tactic you want, but it still feels like an afterthought on the part of Games Workshop. That aside, Moloc and Aiakos came out of the update relatively unscathed, still being hard nuts to crack and very lethal overall, but with loss of initiative, and Moloc has lost the main thing he was taken for - the godsent army-wide Preferred enemy: Space Marines. Instead he can "do the wulfen" now. Ivanus, however, has lost all of his utility and is just an overpriced Chaplain with attacks and wounds of a captain, and no longer gains an extra attack from having two specialist weapons. Kraatos also no longer exists as of the FAQ, with Forge World telling you to just use him as a regular devastator marine. ROC pattern Storm Eagle still rocks though.

Gallery

Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes
First Founding
(M29)
Blood AngelsDark AngelsImperial FistsIron HandsRaven GuardSalamandersSpace WolvesUltramarinesWhite Scars
Second Founding
(021.M31)
Angels of AbsolutionAngels EncarmineAngels PorphyrAngels of RedemptionAngels SanguineAngels of VengeanceAngels VermillionAurora ChapterBlack ConsulsBlack GuardBlack TemplarsBlood DrinkersBrazen ClawsCrimson FistsDestroyersDoom EaglesEagle WarriorsExcoriatorsFists ExemplarFlesh TearersGenesis ChapterInceptorsIron SnakesLibatorsLions SableMaraudersMortifactorsNemesisNovamarinesObsidian GlaivesPatriarchs of UlixisPurple StarsPraetors of OrpheusRampagersRaptorsRed TalonsRevilersSilver EaglesSilver SkullsSoul DrinkersStorm LordsWhite ConsulsWolf Brothers
Third to
Twelfth Founding
(M32-M35)
Astral ClawsAngels PenitentAngels RevenantCharnel GuardDark PaladinsExecutionersFlesh EatersHalo BrethrenHowling GriffonsIron KnightsMantis WarriorsMarines MalevolentNight SwordsSable Swords (initial) - Scythes of the EmperorSpace SharksSons of Guilliman
Thirteenth Founding
(M35)
Death SpectresExorcists
Fourteenth to
Twentieth Founding
Angels of FireAvenging SonsCelebrants
Twenty-First Founding
(991.M35)
Black DragonsBlood GorgonsFire HawksFlame FalconsLamentersMinotaursSons of AntaeusTiger Claws
Twenty-Second to
Twenty-Sixth Founding
(M35-M41)
Angels of VigilanceAngels ExcelsisCelestial LionsDark HuntersDisciples of CalibanEmperor's SpearsFire AngelsGolden SonsHospitallersImperial HarbingersIron LordsKnights of the RavenMarines ErrantMentorsFire Claws/RelictorsStar PhantomsSubjugators
Ultima Founding
(999.M41/000.M42 to 012.M42)
Angels of DefianceBlack VipersBlades of VengeanceCastellans of the RiftCovenant of FireDark KrakensFulminatorsKnights CeruleanKnights of the ChaliceKnights of ThunderNecropolis HawksNemesorsPraetors of UltramarPrime AbsolversRift StalkersSilver DrakesSilver TemplarsSons of the PhoenixStorm ReapersUmbral KnightsUnnumbered SonsValiant BladesVoid TridentsWolfspear
Unknown Founding AbsolversAccipitersAdulatorsAngel GuardAngels EradicantAngels of RetributionAstral KnightsBlood RavensBlood SwordsBrazen DrakesBringers of JudgementBrothers PenitentCarmine BladesCowled WardensCrimson CastellansCrimson ConsulsCrimson ScythesDark HandsDark SonsDeath EaglesDoom WarriorsEmperor's ShadowsFire LordsGuardians of the CovenantGraven SpectresHammers of DornHarbingersHawk LordsInvadersIron CrusadersIron TalonsJade DragonsKnights of BloodKnights UnyieldingMarines ExemplarThe NamelessNight WatchRainbow WarriorsReclaimersRed HuntersRed ScorpionsRed SeraphsRed TemplarsRetributorsSable Swords (refounded) • Shadow WolvesSolar HawksSons of OrarStar DragonsStormwatchersStorm GiantsStorm WardensValedictorsViper LegionVorpal SwordsWhite TemplarsStorm Wings
Unsanctioned Founding Consecrators (founding unknown, but likely after 2nd Founding) • Sons of Medusa (separated from parent Chapters, ratified by edict) • Steel Confessors (de facto 22nd Founding, de jure ratified by edict) • Ashen Claws (separatist Raven Guard Legion exiles, nominal loyalists)
Others Astartes PraesesDeathwatchGrey KnightsJudgedLegion of the Damned