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'''PROTIPS:'''
'''PROTIPS:'''
*You'll be invited into his [[Magical_realm]]
*You'll be invited into his [[magical realm]].
*The succubi all have cocks.
*The succubi all have cocks.
*The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
*The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.

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This article or section is about something involving/related to /d/.
Expect PROMOTIONS and possible mental scarring. Also rape.
File:Mindflayers.jpg
A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...

A /d/M is, in short, a DM who likes /d/. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A true /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.

PROTIPS:

  • You'll be invited into his magical realm.
  • The succubi all have cocks.
  • The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
  • So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
  • You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
  • Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
  • Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
  • Your Maid game will have more in common with Urotsukidoji than He Is My Master or Hayate the Combat Butler.
  • Monstergirls. Monstergirls everywhere.

Do not mistake the /d/M for the FATAL player or GM: Even the former have standards.

/d/M stories

If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.