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'''[[Commissar]] Lord Bernn''' accompanied [[Castor]] during Retribution, and surprisingly, stayed quiet through out the whole matter. Even though the crazy motherfucker faced a [[Land Raider]], an Avatar of [[Khaine]], and a [[Daemon Prince|DAEMON PRINCE]], he still kept his god damned cool. Why? Because he only talks when he's alone. No, seriously, he thinks that if he talks at all, it'll draw too much attention to him and then to his scarred face. Poor ol' Bernn lost some of his...features, throughout the countless battles he's been in and he's always been quite self conscious about it. However, he only cares if other commanders see his face, get him on the field with regular guardsmen, and he'll inspire his soldiers like no tomorrow. He throws out more inspiring quotes than any [[Commissar]] should, like the classic "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!", sure to get any [[Chimera]] driver pumped up for what will undoubtedly be a one sided slaughter. If you ever want a Commissar by your side, you'll want Commissar Lord Bernn.
'''[[Commissar]] Lord Bernn''' accompanied [[Castor]] during Retribution, and surprisingly, stayed quiet through out the whole matter. Even though the crazy motherfucker faced a [[Land Raider]], an Avatar of [[Khaine]], and a [[Daemon Prince|DAEMON PRINCE]], he still kept his god damned cool. Why? Because he only talks when he's alone. No, seriously, he thinks that if he talks at all, it'll draw too much attention to him and then to his scarred face. Poor ol' Bernn lost some of his...features, throughout the countless battles he's been in and he's always been quite self conscious about it. However, he only cares if other commanders see his face, get him on the field with regular guardsmen, and he'll inspire his soldiers like no tomorrow. He throws out more inspiring quotes than any [[Commissar]] should, like the classic "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!", sure to get any [[Chimera]] driver pumped up for what will undoubtedly be a one sided slaughter. If you ever want a Commissar by your side, you'll want Commissar Lord Bernn.


Also, don't expect him to scratch an Eldar's ears. Bernn will just punch it in the fucking face.  Like a man.
Also, don't expect him to scratch an Eldar's ears. Bernn will just punch it in the fucking face.


Unlike other commissars, who can only motivate their men to fire a bit faster or keep up morale by popping a head, Bernn can make them invincible, faster-moving, able to hit like a truck full of trucks, and have this benefit apply to everyone on the screen. His laspistol is also able to one-shot terminators with the proper upgrades, so it's probably somewhere around Strength D, AP 1.  
Unlike other commissars, who can only motivate their men to fire a bit faster or keep up morale by popping a head, Bernn can make them invincible, faster-moving, able to hit like a truck full of trucks, and have this benefit apply to everyone on the screen. His laspistol is able to one-shot terminators, so it's probably somewhere around Strength D, AP 1.  


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Revision as of 14:15, 4 November 2013

For when you want to wipe the fuckers off the map.

Commissar Lord Bernn accompanied Castor during Retribution, and surprisingly, stayed quiet through out the whole matter. Even though the crazy motherfucker faced a Land Raider, an Avatar of Khaine, and a DAEMON PRINCE, he still kept his god damned cool. Why? Because he only talks when he's alone. No, seriously, he thinks that if he talks at all, it'll draw too much attention to him and then to his scarred face. Poor ol' Bernn lost some of his...features, throughout the countless battles he's been in and he's always been quite self conscious about it. However, he only cares if other commanders see his face, get him on the field with regular guardsmen, and he'll inspire his soldiers like no tomorrow. He throws out more inspiring quotes than any Commissar should, like the classic "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!", sure to get any Chimera driver pumped up for what will undoubtedly be a one sided slaughter. If you ever want a Commissar by your side, you'll want Commissar Lord Bernn.

Also, don't expect him to scratch an Eldar's ears. Bernn will just punch it in the fucking face.

Unlike other commissars, who can only motivate their men to fire a bit faster or keep up morale by popping a head, Bernn can make them invincible, faster-moving, able to hit like a truck full of trucks, and have this benefit apply to everyone on the screen. His laspistol is able to one-shot terminators, so it's probably somewhere around Strength D, AP 1.

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