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'''Zeus''' is the king of the Greco-Roman gods, lord of storms and patron of kings, renowned for his wisdom, his battle prowess, and his [[/d/|unflincing dedication to sticking his dick in everything that catches his eye]]. Even moreso than the average member of the Greek pantheon, he tends to treat everyone else quite poorly and is a serial rapist, making 3e giving him a good alignment serious [[Fail]]. His bastard son [[Heracles]] ([[Hercules]] to the Romans) is likely the single most famous mythical demi-god.
'''Zeus''' is the king of the Greco-Roman gods, lord of storms and patron of kings, renowned for his wisdom, his battle prowess, and his [[/d/|unflincing dedication to sticking his dick in everything that catches his eye]]. Even moreso than the average member of the Greek pantheon, he tends to treat everyone else quite poorly and is a serial rapist, making 3e trying to sweep that under the rug by giving him a good alignment serious [[Fail]]. His bastard son [[Heracles]] ([[Hercules]] to the Romans) is likely the single most famous mythical demi-god.


He is most relevant to /tg/ for appearing in [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] and in [[Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition]] as part of the Olympian pantheon to be worshipped by player character and NPCs. As such, he appears as part of the [[Great Wheel]] and is an important NPC in [[Planescape]].
He is most relevant to /tg/ for appearing in [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] and in [[Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition]] as part of the Olympian pantheon to be worshipped by player character and NPCs. As such, he appears as part of the [[Great Wheel]] and is an important NPC in [[Planescape]].

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Zeus
Aliases Father of Gods and Mortals, the Thunderer
Alignment 2E/5E: True Neutral
3E: Chaotic Good
Divine Rank Greater God
Pantheon Greek
Portfolio Storms, Rulership
Domains 3E: Air, Chaos, Good, Nobility, Strength, Weather
5E: Tempest
Home Plane Olympus (Arborea)
Worshippers Everyone
Favoured Weapon Shortspear or halfspear

Zeus is the king of the Greco-Roman gods, lord of storms and patron of kings, renowned for his wisdom, his battle prowess, and his unflincing dedication to sticking his dick in everything that catches his eye. Even moreso than the average member of the Greek pantheon, he tends to treat everyone else quite poorly and is a serial rapist, making 3e trying to sweep that under the rug by giving him a good alignment serious Fail. His bastard son Heracles (Hercules to the Romans) is likely the single most famous mythical demi-god.

He is most relevant to /tg/ for appearing in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons and in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition as part of the Olympian pantheon to be worshipped by player character and NPCs. As such, he appears as part of the Great Wheel and is an important NPC in Planescape.