Rage

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the fuel on which the neckbeard runs, and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

• Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there *will* be rage.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate

• 1d4chan
• 4chan
  • Anonymous
  • /b/tards
  • Itself
    • Fatbeards
• The Alphabet
• The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic
• A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE.
• Avatar
• Chakats
• /d/M
• Derp
• Drizzt
• Dwarf Fortress
  • Graphic tileset Dwarf Fortress
  • ASCII Dwarf Fortress
• Dwarves
• Elves
• Emoticons
• Ex-Sharran emo/goth elves seeking redemption.
• Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition
  • Overly complicated
  • Wizards are overpowered
  • Need a prestige class to be successful
• Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
  • People who hate said Fourth Edition
  • People who like said Fourth Edition
  • World of Warcraft clone
  • Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
• Fanfics/Writefaggotry
• Fish of Fucking Fury
• Furries, especially Flare
  • Werewolves
• Homebrews
  • Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
  • Creating your own personal FanFic
  • Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
• Imperial32
• Mary Sues
• Matt Ward
• Orcs
• Orks
• skub
• Starcraft
• Tripfags
• Order of the Stick
  • The art is shitty.
  • Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
  • Where are the jokes?
  • Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
  • The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
• Page 42
• Roleplayers
• Rollplayers
• Suptg
• Trolls
• Twilight
  • Vampires
• Video games
• Weeaboos
• Warhammer 40,000
  • Expensive figurines
  • Matt Fucking Ward
  • Kids obsessed with SPEESH MAREEENS
• Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition
  • Special Dice
  • It's a Damned Card Game
• WARMACHINE
• Women
• WoD
• WoW
• Zhakuvaan

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File:Neckbeardrage.gif As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong anime... An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED. More probable: Time for rape. The Emperor is displeased.

See Also

• Skub
• Angry Marines
• Anger
• Ribbon

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in space, c) in the Afterlife AND d) by your own Son twenty years in the Future, then you're doing something right! Unlucky Bystanders will disagree:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936f_d7uGEg