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'''Color Sergeant Jarran Kell''' is the right-hand man to [[Creed|Lord-Castellan Creed]] and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED. He's a big guy who has the triple duty of keeping his commander alive, keeping his banner aloft and bellow into the vox system he's hooked up to to make sure the whole battlefield hears Creed's orders (which is stupid, the enemy... {{BLAM|'''*BLAM* IT IS AWESOME! BE SILENT, HERETIC!'''}}). Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with the boisterous, expansive Kell. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that [[Cadia]] has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade. | [[File:JarranKell.jpg|350px|thumb|right|Waving around a flag, having a microphone on your chest, a speaker on your shoulder, armed with a [[Power Fist]] and [[Power Weapon|Power Sword]] would look silly, but this crazy son of a bitch manages to pull it off.]] | ||
'''Color Sergeant Jarran Kell''' <s>is</s> was the right-hand man to [[Creed|Lord-Castellan Creed]], best friend, a Color Sergeant of the Cadian Shock Troopers, and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED. | |||
He's a big guy who has the triple duty of keeping his commander alive, keeping his banner aloft and bellow into the vox system he's hooked up to to make sure the whole battlefield hears Creed's orders (which is stupid, the enemy... {{BLAM|'''*BLAM* IT IS AWESOME! BE SILENT, HERETIC!'''}}). Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Whiteshield Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable odd [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with the boisterous, expansive Kell that lasted for a lifetime. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that [[Cadia]] has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade. | |||
While Creed prefers being silent and [[Memes|calculating where to next infiltrate his squadron of battle tanks for some poor bastard to uncover]], Kell hams it up like any good 40k character, very garrulous and expansive. He is a trusted companion who recognizes Creed is Cadia's only chance to survive the dark days ahead. As such he has made it his life's work to keep Creed from harm and has the scars and wounds to show it. Kell is rarely away from Creed's side, his roaring, booming amplified voice drowning out the cries of the enemy and making sure Creed's orders are heard, [[Awesome|like some kind of manly man-parrot with a microphone strapped to his chest and armed with a powerfist and power sword]]. He hurls out a never-ending stream of which he used to hurl a never-ending stream of orders, encouragements and profanities to any Guardsmen around, ensuring that Creed's commands were effectively carried out. | |||
He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get [[anal circumference|mega-wrecked]] by [[Abaddon]]. He will be missed. (But still playable). | He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get [[anal circumference|mega-wrecked]] by [[Abaddon]]. He will be missed. (But still playable). | ||
Not to mention he spat blood in Abaddon's face and died with "Cadia Stands" on his lips. Rest in piece, you underrated and manly bastard. | |||
Sadly he's dead now, during the 13th Black Crusade Abaddon managed to teleport directly into Creed's command center and unleashed a can of chaos whoop-ass on almost everyone. Kell sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get [[anal circumference|mega-wrecked]] by [[Abaddon]]. When Abaddon got his reattached arms on Kell, he spat blood on the Despoiler's face and died with "Cadia Stands" on his lips. Rest in peace, you underrated and manly bastard. | |||
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Revision as of 00:18, 23 January 2023
Color Sergeant Jarran Kell is was the right-hand man to Lord-Castellan Creed, best friend, a Color Sergeant of the Cadian Shock Troopers, and possibly a descendant of BRIAN BLESSED.
He's a big guy who has the triple duty of keeping his commander alive, keeping his banner aloft and bellow into the vox system he's hooked up to to make sure the whole battlefield hears Creed's orders (which is stupid, the enemy... *BLAM* IT IS AWESOME! BE SILENT, HERETIC!). Apparently, the pair met when they were both expendable redshirts in the Whiteshield Conscript regiments, and the quiet, brooding Creed somehow managed to forge an unbreakable odd friendship with the boisterous, expansive Kell that lasted for a lifetime. Now, Kell is aware of how Creed is the only hope that Cadia has for survival during the 13th Black Crusade.
While Creed prefers being silent and calculating where to next infiltrate his squadron of battle tanks for some poor bastard to uncover, Kell hams it up like any good 40k character, very garrulous and expansive. He is a trusted companion who recognizes Creed is Cadia's only chance to survive the dark days ahead. As such he has made it his life's work to keep Creed from harm and has the scars and wounds to show it. Kell is rarely away from Creed's side, his roaring, booming amplified voice drowning out the cries of the enemy and making sure Creed's orders are heard, like some kind of manly man-parrot with a microphone strapped to his chest and armed with a powerfist and power sword. He hurls out a never-ending stream of which he used to hurl a never-ending stream of orders, encouragements and profanities to any Guardsmen around, ensuring that Creed's commands were effectively carried out.
He's dead now. He sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get mega-wrecked by Abaddon. He will be missed. (But still playable). Not to mention he spat blood in Abaddon's face and died with "Cadia Stands" on his lips. Rest in piece, you underrated and manly bastard.
Sadly he's dead now, during the 13th Black Crusade Abaddon managed to teleport directly into Creed's command center and unleashed a can of chaos whoop-ass on almost everyone. Kell sacrificed himself to push Creed onto a Valkyrie so he wouldn't get mega-wrecked by Abaddon. When Abaddon got his reattached arms on Kell, he spat blood on the Despoiler's face and died with "Cadia Stands" on his lips. Rest in peace, you underrated and manly bastard.
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