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[[Image:Rage-a.jpg|thumb|The famous Rageface]]
[[Image:Rage-a.jpg|thumb|The famous Rageface]]
'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs, and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.
'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the most important fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs (with [[meatbread]] coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.


* Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.
Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there '''will''' be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.


==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate==
==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate==
* [[/tg/]]
* [[1d4chan]]
* [[1d4chan]]
* [[4chan]]
* [[4chan]]
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*** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]]
*** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]]
* The Alphabet
* The Alphabet
* [[Avatar]]
** James Cameron's idea of a furry vs human world
** Ridiculous premise
** Plot holes so big you could walk through them
** Furries(see below)
* ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]''
* ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]''
* [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE.]]
* [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-MUTILATION]]
* [[Avatar]]
* Every [[Black Library]] author, including (but not limited to) Dan Abnett, Graham McNeill, and Aaron Dembski-Bowden. [[Fail|And they're the popular ones.]] (Sandy Mitchell seems more or less immune to this, probably because the Ciaphas Cain books are [[awesome]].)
* [[Chakat]]s
* [[Chakat]]s
* [[/d/M]]
* <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{Blam| NOPE!}}
* [[/d/M]]s
* [[Dawn of War 2]]'s Multiplayer Mode outside of [[Last Stand]]
* [[Derp]]
* [[Derp]]
* [[Drizzt]]
* [[Drizzt]]
* [[Drowtales]]
* Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially [[Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition|Third Edition]] and [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition|4th Edition]]
** [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition]]
*** People who hate said Fourth Edition
*** People who like said Fourth Edition
*** World of Warcraft clone
*** Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
** People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed
* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''
* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''
** Graphic tileset ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''
** Graphic tileset ''Dwarf Fortress''
** ASCII ''Dwarf Fortress''
** ASCII ''Dwarf Fortress''
* [[Dwarves]]
* [[Dwarves]]
* [[Elves]]
* [[Elves]]
* Emoticons
* Emoticons
* Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[gay|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]].
* Everything
* [[Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition]]
* Existence
* Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[elves|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]].
* [[FATAL]]
** Overly complicated
** Overly complicated
** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered
** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered
** Need a prestige class to be successful
** Need a prestige class to be successful
* [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition]]
** Literally runs on [[Dakka]]
** People who hate said Fourth Edition
* [[:Category:Stories|Fanfics/Writefaggotry]]
** People who like said Fourth Edition
* Fiction
** World of Warcraft clone
** Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
* [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Stories Fanfics/Writefaggotry]
* [[Fish of Fury|Fish of Fucking Fury]]
* [[Fish of Fury|Fish of Fucking Fury]]
*Floppy premises.
**[[gay|/tg/ only likes strong and virile, shafts with a strong girth capable of going deepe enough to cause a righteous orgasm and a sticky mess.]]
* [[Furry|Furries]], especially [[Flare]]
* [[Furry|Furries]], especially [[Flare]]
** [[Werewolf|Werewolves]]
** [[Werewolf|Werewolves]]
* Games Workshop
* [[Halo]] (maybe)
* [[/tg/'s homebrews|Homebrews]]
* [[/tg/'s homebrews|Homebrews]]
** Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
** Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
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** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
* [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]]
* [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]]
* ITV
* [[Jokaero]]
** Mainly the barrel of monkeys
* [[Kender]]
* [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
* [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]
* [[Matt Ward]]
* [[Matt Ward]]
** [[Robin Cruddace]]
** [[Robin Cruddace]]
*** [[Phil Kelly]]
*** [[Phil Kelly]]
* [[Yu-Gi-Oh|That fucking game]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
** Could be [[skub|arguable]], as some fa/tg/uys actually ''like'' it.
*** This causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
****Hey, if its popular enough to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostalgia critic, it must have some merits, right? {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.}}
* Nothing
* [[Orc|Orcs]]
* [[Orc|Orcs]]
* [[Ork|Orks]]
* [[Ork|Orks]]
* <strike>[[skub]]</strike>
* <strike>[[Skub]]</strike>
* [[Star Trek IX]]
* The [[Star Trek]] reboot.
** J. J. Abrams's Len-flare faggotry
** J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry
** J. J. Abrams fucking remorselessly destroyed one of the 3 founding worlds
** J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
* ''[[StarCraft]]''
* ''[[StarCraft]]''
* Steven Universe
* [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]]
* [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]]
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]''
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]''
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** The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
** The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
* [[Page 42]]
* [[Page 42]]
* Reality
* Quests, and those participating in them.
* [[RPG|Roleplayers]]
* [[RPG|Roleplayers]]
* [[RPG|Rollplayers]]
* [[RPG|Rollplayers]]
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* [[RPG|Tabletop]] [[Wargame|Games]]
* [[RPG|Tabletop]] [[Wargame|Games]]
* [[That Guy]]
* [[That Guy]]
* The End Times
** '''''YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
'''''
* [[Lord of the Rings#Amazon.27s_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Rings_of_Power|The Rings of Power]]
* [[Troll]]s
* [[Troll]]s
* ''[[Twilight]]''
* ''Twilight''
** [[Vampire|Vampires]]
**'''YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING EXAMPLE GO FUCKING JUMP IN A [[what|EXSTERMANOTIS]] AND PREY FOR FORGIVNESS FROM THE EMPROR'''
* [[/v/|Video games]]
* [[/v/|Video games]]
* [[Weeaboo]]s
* [[Weeaboo]]s
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** [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]]
** [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]]
** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]]
** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]]
** the death company
** Ultramarines
** Primaris
** Primaris Crusader Squads
* [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]]
**People who hate said AoS (WAAC faggots)
**People who like said AoS (GW shills)
* [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 3rd Edition
* [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 3rd Edition
** Special Dice
** Special Dice
** <s>It's a Damned Card Game</s> No it isn't. Fuck you.
** <s>It's a Damned Card Game</s> <s>No it isn't. Fuck you. </s> Yes it is.  
* [[WARMACHINE]]
* [[WARMACHINE]]
* [[-4 Str|Women]]
* [[-4 Str|Women]]
* [[WoD]]
* [[WoD]]
* [[World of Warcraft|WoW]]
* [[World of Warcraft|WoW]]
* Zhakuvaan
* You
  Slug gunner fan
**Especially You
*Matt Ward


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Rage-b.jpg
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Image:Countenance of fury.JPG
Image:Countenance of fury.JPG
Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
Image:Ohoho.png|More probable: Time for [[rape]].
Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased.
Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased.
Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
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Image:Techrage.jpg
Image:Techrage.jpg
Image:HD-epic-rage.jpg|Now in HD, for the new decade.'''NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR'''
Image:HD-epic-rage.jpg|Now in HD, for the new decade.'''NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR'''
File:Kanaya_chainsaw.gif|[[Sisters of Battle|Sister of Battle]] initiate [[Homestuck|Kanaya Mayram]] shows you how [[rage]] is done. (With a chainsaw)
Image:TheresultofeveryTCGgeneral.jpg|http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?/topic/156119-100-reasons-why-your-game-is-awful/
</gallery>
</gallery>


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*Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage.
*Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage.


P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years in the Future, then you're doing something right! For my part, I pity any fool who is unlucky enough to witness it:
P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOxVaQQrbk (Changed links due to the fact that some bastard took down the original video. All of my RAGE!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA


Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
[[Category:RAGE]]
[[Category:RAGE]]

Latest revision as of 10:20, 22 June 2023

The famous Rageface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there will be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate[edit]

Gallery[edit]

See Also[edit]

P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA

Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

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