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[[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|right|A typical /d/M's game]] | {{sick|It's /d/, I shouldn't have to explain.}} | ||
[[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...]] | |||
A '''/d/M''' is, in short, a [[DM]] who likes [[/d/]]. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following. | |||
'''PROTIPS:''' | '''PROTIPS:''' | ||
*The succubi all have cocks. | *You'll be invited into his [[magical realm]]. | ||
*The Gibbering | *[[Slaanesh|The succubi all have cocks.]] | ||
*The Gibbering Mouth will rape you. | |||
*So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles. | *So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles. | ||
*You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you. | *You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you. | ||
*Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know | *Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself. | ||
*Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH. | *Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH. | ||
*Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master''. | *Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master'' or ''Hayate the Combat Butler''. | ||
*[[Monstergirls]]. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all. | |||
Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards. | Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards. | ||
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=== /d/M stories === | === /d/M stories === | ||
If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M. | If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M. | ||
* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in | * [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in spess!] ([http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/ part deux], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18029935/ part trois], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18032393/ Finale]) Also, druids. | ||
Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. [[Corruption of Champions]]. | |||
[[Category:Roleplaying]] | [[Category:Roleplaying]] |
Latest revision as of 12:20, 16 June 2023
This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail. Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it. |
This article or section is about something involving/related to /d/. Expect PROMOTIONS and possible mental scarring. Also rape. |
A /d/M is, in short, a DM who likes /d/. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/. A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following.
PROTIPS:
- You'll be invited into his magical realm.
- The succubi all have cocks.
- The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
- So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
- You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
- Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
- Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
- Your Maid game will have more in common with Urotsukidoji than He Is My Master or Hayate the Combat Butler.
- Monstergirls. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.
Do not mistake the /d/M for the FATAL player or GM: Even the former have standards.
/d/M stories[edit]
If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.
- FATAL in spess! (part deux, part trois, Finale) Also, druids.
Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. Corruption of Champions.