Slowpoke
Slowpoke is a kind of Pokémon notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.
Drawfags have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as Waiting for OP.
Gallery
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Space MarineThat's a thunder warrior! -
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Culexus Note that Slowpokes are Psychic type. This Slowpoke is simultaneously Psychic and anathema to Psychics.
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Culexus take two. (HEY! THAT'S PSYDUCK, NOT SLOWPOKE!)
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Looted Slowpoke
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SlowpOrk
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Khornate Slowpoke
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Slaaneshi Slowpoke
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Nurgleete Slowpoke
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Tzeentchian Slowpoke
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That's why Slowpokes become traitors
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Kroot
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THESE NEW LASGUN THINGIES ARE GREAT
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Mindflayer
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Lich
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Beholder
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Modron
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Baernoloth?
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Conan
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Slowpoke cancels dig: interrupted by rhesus macaque.
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Oh God...
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I am very upset with the new edition of Traditional Gaming ©1987.
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Slowcube must make a perception check to notice that PCs have walked into it.
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Even though it's always Rape o'clock it still shows up late.
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