4 chan anime Writefaggotry

A collection of Writefaggotry for the 4 chan anime

/TG/ and /V/ at the LGS

(scene) In the LGS. TG is working, someone wearing a trench coat and sunglasses with most of his face covered comes in.

TG - Welcome to the Local Gaming Store....*looks at the man*.......sir?

A (aside to TG) - I know a few things about androgyny, that's a male.

Man - I'm here for some of that....*whispers* dungeons and dragons stuff.

TG - Sure. Which edition are you looking for?

Man - Uh....uh....the first one.

TG - .....

Man - What?

TG - We're out of stock sir, might I suggest either 3rd or 4th?

Man (voice accelerating) - Why don't you just tell me when you'll get the shipment in andIcangiveyoumyaddressandyoucanshipittome

TG - Sir?

Man - And you can ship it to me.

TG - When we get our first edition shipment in....

Man - Yes. Would that be Ok?

TG - I don't think we're expecting a shipment for the next....year at least. Are you a first time player?

Man - How did you know!

TG - Lucky guess sir. Might I suggest 4th edition then? Excellent for beginners such as yourself.

Man *taking off his sunglasses to get a better look*

A - V?! Is that you!?