| Check
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What happens
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| Alchemy
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It exposed in your face. Take ½ subdued damage
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| Animal Empathy
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The animal attacks you
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| Appraise
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It is in-between 1Cp and 1,000,000 Gp
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| Balance
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You trip over your own feet
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| Bluff
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You tell them the truth.
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| Climb
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You break the thing your climbing on
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| Concentration
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Look! A shiny thing!
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| Craft/ Use Magic Device
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It breaks as soon as you touch it
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| Decipher Script
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The exact translation is “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”
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| Diplomacy/ Pick Pocket
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You punch them in the face
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| Disable Device
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You place your finger in a mouse trap
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| Disguise
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You place an big red arrow pointing at you over your head
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| Escape Artist
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You become more entangled, escape DC increases 1d4
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| Forgery
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It looks like a child using crayons made it.
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| Gather Information
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That tree over there? It's a tree
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| Handle Animal
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It bites/kicks you
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| Heal
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You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage
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| Hide
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You hold up a single leaf over your face
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| Intimidate
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“You’re a fat big poopy head!”
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| Intuit Direction
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You place you hands over your eyes and spin around
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| Jump
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You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check
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| Knowledge
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It may or may not exist
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| Listen
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You hear crickets
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| Move Silently
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STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
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| Open Lock
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You break your tool in the keyhole
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| Perform
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You lose 1d10 cp
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| Profession
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You're fired
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| Read Lips
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Like lip reading a sock puppet
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| Ride
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You are trampled by your own horse
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| Scry
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You spy on a brick wall
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| Search
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You find your own hands
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| Sense Motive
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They do not have a motive
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| Spellcraft
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It's magic
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| Spot
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You spot the inside of your own eyelids
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| Swim
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You fall like a rock
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| Tumble
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You fall on tour head. Take falling damage +10 ft
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| Wilderness Lore
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You identify the dirt as being dirt
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| Initiative
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You do not know you're in combat until you get hit
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| Melee attacking
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You drop your weapon
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| Ranged attack
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You fire/throw it in the opposite duration
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| Fortitude save
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You take max primary and secondary damage
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| Reflex save
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The enemy critical hits you square in the face
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| Will save
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Spell becomes Dominate Person
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