Wendigo
Reason number 1049030 why to stay the hell out of woods!
The Wendigo is supernatural spirit that possesses those who commit cannibalism, they begin to mutate into something more akin to a deer, not a living deer, a rotting corpse of a deer. Now horrible mutated, their hunger for man buns is increased tenfold and they are bewitched with supernatural powers, they are a Cryptid from Midwestern native American tribes, but is also native to the northern forests of the Atlantic Coast and Great Lakes Region of both the United States and Canada.
Folklore
The Wendigo is a creature of the winter those who dine on the Flesh of Their Own are possessed by an evil spirit that kills them and twists tbeir body into a new form, they are associated with greed, cannibalism, murder, and cultural taboo.
behind the lore of this Beast you can see the warning of cannabalism, and it isn't too far off as eating a human's brain will cause a microorganism to start eating away at the consumers brain as well, if this is an evolutionary mechanism as to prevent people from eating each other or if it's merely where said organism likes to chill is up for dispute.
Appearence
Though the wendigo's appearance differs depending on region, the spawning of these horrors stay the same. When someone dines on man meat they're likely to be possessed by a wendigo spirit that proceeds to twist the man into a deer creature, but other descriptions depict tall, skinny, pale abominations similar to the creepypasta monster known as the rake.
Powers
Regardless of appearance the wendigo is always joined by powers of calling forth massive blizzards and , they tend to be akin to Daemons in the fact that they can teleport around and mimic other people's voices (Predator) let's just hope these things don't know how to use guns though as badass as that would be we'd all be dead, they're also associated with winter and saying their name is a taboo as it could possibly attract them the only time it would be safe is during summer when they're at their weakest and or at a beach not wanting anything to do with you at the time.
Though pretty sure a Neckbeard would be prime game for them as when was the last time you seen a fat man outrun a supernatural abomination.
You can see between the lines the