Twilight
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Twilight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
Plot Synopsis
Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit.
After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff).
Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;
I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire.
Did we mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?
The movie version is so bad even the Rifftrax version sucks donkey balls.
In conclusion:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
External Links
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Not even Japan is safe.
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Sir Stephen, King of Trolls.
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Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^
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Know the difference, it could save your life.
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If you look at this picture, you've basically read the book.
