Thursday
The Day
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays
- World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch)
- You can't drink
- Relatively few promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
Good things
- Tomorrow is Friday
In Conclusion
Thursdays are lamecakes.
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