The Adeptus Estates
Adeptus Estates | ||
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Battle Cry | UNTIL EVERY IMPERIAL CITIZEN RESTS IN THEIR OWN HOME NEITHER SHALL WE. | |
Number | Unknown | |
Founding | 39th Millenium | |
Successors of | Salamanders | |
Successor Chapters | None | |
Chapter Master | Unknown | |
Primarch | Slash Gordon | |
Homeworld | Fleet-Based | |
Strength | Lots | |
Allegiance | Imperium | |
Colours | Bright Blue and Gold |
A fa/tg/uy somehow finds a giant blow-up Space Marine hocking mobile homes within driving distance of his house. Pictures are taken and posted, and an entire thread goes nuts over the fact that one of the Emperor's Finest is being used as an advertising prop. A few calls of heresy were made, but most everyone else embraced the sheer amount of awesome that Slash Gordon brought.
Slash Gordon
Central to the appeal of the Adeptus Estates is the inherent silliness COOLNESS of its primarch, Slash Gordon. Most of the rest of the chapter is based on his apparent figure of smiting Heretics and Chaos, venerating the Emperor, and selling Imperial citizens affordable homes with guaranteed financing at low rates.
It is also assumed that the Proto-Imperial Psyker known as Freddie Mercury had heralded Slash's coming, as | he did with the Imperium itself.
Crunchy Bits
- Chapter History
- 39th Millenium
- Chapter Progenitor
- Slash Gordon
- Chapter Purpose
- Strategic Prognostication
- Gene Seed Purity
- Pure
- Chapter Demeanor
- Suffer Not the Work of Heretics/estate agents
- Figure of legend
- A Battle-Brother seconded from a previous generation
- Deed of legend
- Slew the Daemon Lord of Paperwork infesting the Administratum after three solid days of fighting with nothing but a pen-knife and a busted typewriter
- Codex Chapter
- Divergent Chapter (Codex Estatus)
- Chapter Special Equipment
- Special Mount (either a massive burd or legions of turtles, following the example of carrying one's home with them)
- Chapter Homeworld
- Fleet-Based
- Chapter Rule
- Distant
- Chapter Friendship
- Sisters of Battle
- Chapter Enemy
- Specific Chaos Daemon (Daemon Lord of Paperwork, Nurgle-Type)
- Combat Doctrine
- Terror
- Chapter Belief
- Emperor Above All
- Chapter Status
- Over-Strength
Stats
As TG is incapable of leaving anything unstated here he is for use on the tabletop:
Pts | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Sv | |
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Slash Gordon: | 119 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 10 | 2+ |
Wargear:
- Power Sword: See Codex: Space Marines. Can be swapped for a Master Crafted Power Sword for 20pts.
- Double-wide Discount Bolter: As Twinlinked Stormbolters in Codex: Space Marines
- Artificer Armour: Armour save included in profile above. This cannot be replaced.
- Iron Halo: For +34pts, Slash Gordon may be equipped with an Iron Halo wargear, which grants him a 3++ invulnerable save.
Special Rules
And They Shall Know No Fear, Independent Character, Counter-attack, Furious Charge.
The Discounter
All units, models, wargear, ect, in the same army cost 1 point less to purchase.
We're Slashing!
Slash Gordon and any unit of Broker Brothers he joins ignore all armor saves, as none can withstand the might of Slash when he's on a roll.
Gallery
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The Primarch relishing the idea of smashing heretics and destroying homelessness.
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A record of Slash Gordon's advocacy amongst the people of the Imperium.
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Slash Gordon and his favorite weapon, the Savings Hammer.
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The Primarch and a happy new homebuyer.
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Slash Gordon accepting his duty.
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What heretics fear in the dark of night.
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External Links
- Origin Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24790756/
In which a miniature form is made: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24931320/