Tau Pathfinder

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Tau Pathfinders sneak in ahead of a Cadre to relay strategic information and guide armies in battle. They use their markerlights to assist warriors on the ground and to call in seeker missile strikes. They are often deployed in a Devilfish for mobility and assisted by Remoras and Piranhas for protection. They can often be found using Rail Rifles and Ion Rifles, but their most prominent weapon is the trusty markerlight.

All considered, they are annoying runts who are simply weak and wimpish- almost as bad as the inbred space hobbits. They have a sole function in the uncaring universe, which is to point their laser pointers at nearby troops who then either are blown into chunks or butcher them like fish in a barrel. No, carrots in a barrel. For once the imperial infantryman's primer actually says something true: they are 'Runtish and Dimunitive' and have a 'very low survival rate'. Nuff' said.