Sly Marbo

Sly Marbo (A.K.A Rip-Off of Rambo, The One-Man Army, Chuck Norris Incarnated) is a renowned Catachan Jungle Fighter.He is so famous,so awesome,so fearsome and ridiculously powerful that everybody (And i mean everybody like:The Chaos Gods,The Emperor,the Primarchs, EVERYBODY in all of the Warhammer 40k universe) would cease to exist the moment they face him.

Sly Marbo Facts

(Note:Try to place as many facts as you can)

• Marbo once farted and Chuck Norris was almost killed in the explosion.
• Marbo does not sleep, he waits.
• Sly Marbo is the reason the Void Dragon is hiding.
• Sly Marbo scares the living shit out of all the Ordo Malleus, Ordo Hereticus, and Ordo Xenos put together.
• Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.
• Abaddon stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside.
• They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbo-icus.
• Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents.
• Lightsabers are powered by Marbo's toenail clippings.
• Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower.
• When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo.
• The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard.
• Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.
• The Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to keep Marbo off his trail. Marbo's not fooled.
• The Grim Reaper doesn't come for Sly Marbo, Sly Marbo comes for the Grim Reaper.
• Sly Marbo has two speeds. Walk and Exterminatus.
• The Emperor quit the crusade because Sly told him too.
• Sly isn't the missing Primarch. He is the Entire Missing Legion!
• Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
• If you have five bucks, and Marbo has five bucks, Marbo has more money than you.
• Sly Marbo really loves kittens and puppies.He thinks they're best served rare.
• Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him.
• When MC Hammer is around, it's Hammertime. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back.
• Sly Marbo can touch MC Hammer. And did. Violently.
• Marbo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
• Sly Marbo has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a little jar next to his bed.
• Sly Marbo stole my heart. I think he ate it.
• Sly Marbo sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• Exterminatus is Marbo's breath, bottled.
• Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp; the Tyranids are trying to get away.
• It is said that Sly Marbo's tears can bring back the emperor. Sadly, Marbo never has cried and never will.
• People think that when Tyranids destroy worlds they strip all life from the planet, in all reality it's Sly Marbo deciding that planet sucks.
• Same for Exterminatus
• Sly Marbo doesn't drive vehicles, the vehicle drive themselves trying to get away.
• Sly Marbo doesn't fire his weapon, the ammo inside his gun is scared feckless and fire themselves.
• Kreig was never purged by the Death Korps. Marbo just ate too many beans.
• You can't go back in time and kill Sly Marbo, because Sly Marbo was shat out by Chuck Norris.
• You are only alive because Sly Marbo is too busy Stirring Coals with his Penis to kill you.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sly Marbo. Not that he would find him even if he tried
• The Death Star didn't fire lasers, it fired Marbo's fist.
• Grievous isn't wheezing because of a force attack, he just inhaled pure Sly Marbo particles and couldn't handle the awesome.
• The Tyranids actually came to our galaxy fleeing from Chuck Norris. What they don't realise, however, is that Norris, in a classic pincer maneuver, has sent them right into Sly Marbo's waiting arms.
• The Nightbringer doesn't go outside at night because he's worried that Sly Marbo is waiting for him.
• A Lictor bit Sly Marbo and after 2 weeks of pain and agony the lictor died.
• It's enough once Sly Marbo glances upon you to feel your ass was ripped in two.
• A commissar once tried to execute Sly Marbo for morale. Morale was restored when Sly Marbo was done killing him.
• Sly Marbo isn't addicted to lho sticks, lho sticks are just addicted to Sly Marbo.
• Techpreists arent looking for STCs, they're looking for the sacred atoms of metal that came off Sly Marbo's junk that power them