Slaanesh

From 2d4chan
Revision as of 09:56, 22 April 2010 by 1d4chan>NotBrandX
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.
This article related to Warhammer 40,000 is a stub. You can help 1d4chan by expanding it
Gimmie some sugar

Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.

PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins. Come to that, it's been argued that Slaanesh is the god of sensation, feeling, doing things. Slaaneshi cultists will burn themselves alive if it means they get to feel something new. So, expanding on the previous statement, anything can fall under pleasure, even massive self-mutilation.

SLAANESH AND HIS WORSHIPPERS WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!! Awright, which one of you guys let the Commissar in here?

WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS ARTICLE MAY CAUSE YOU.
ALSO: DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU?!


{{#addscript: src=/collapsible|pos=head|type=js}}

  • Slaanesh followers.

    Slaanesh followers.

  • That's a real commissar, just look at the hat.

    That's a real commissar, just look at the hat.

  • You Don't Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," whether their "pets" want to or not.

    You Don't Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," whether their "pets" want to or not.

  • DDaemonette

    DDaemonette

  • Cultist tattoo

    Cultist tattoo

  • It's not furry, you can totally fap to it.

    It's not furry, you can totally fap to it.

  • Why it's good to be Slaanesh follower.

    Why it's good to be Slaanesh follower.

  • Slaanesh can be festive as well.

    Slaanesh can be festive as well.

  • It is possible that some pokémon are susceptible to Chaotic influence.

    It is possible that some pokémon are susceptible to Chaotic influence.

  • Oh god. ;_;

    Oh god. ;_;

  • There is no excuse or explanation for this.

    There is no excuse or explanation for this.

  • This image can be used to improve a bad thread.

    This image can be used to improve a bad thread.

  • Cultist gone Slaanesh.

    Cultist gone Slaanesh.

  • one drawfag's interpretation

    one drawfag's interpretation

  • In the galaxy of Transylvania

    In the galaxy of Transylvania

  • Simply Irresistible

    Simply Irresistible

  • What a Slaaneshi raptor would look like by non-GW canon.

    What a Slaaneshi raptor would look like by non-GW canon.

  • Who else did you think furries worshipped?

    Who else did you think furries worshipped? 

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho!
Don't dream it, be it...
Don't dream it, be it...



The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger
Retrieved from "http://23.235.193.55/mediawiki/index.php?title=Slaanesh&oldid=443113"