Skub
A fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage. For instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are oft referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine.
FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)
SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.
SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH AWESOME.
THE SKUB IS A LIE! THIS WORLD'S ONLY TRUTH IS SKUB
PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!
Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub.(Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM*
Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub!