Short Flatchested Daemonette

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Short Flatchested Daemonette, commonly shortened to Flatchest D., is the name given to a Slaaneshi daemonette. Who is short and flatchested. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other Chaos Gods, but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemonettes in a short, flatchested female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem taller and a bit more well endowed, either because Papa Nurgle does not like flat chests, or because he can't tell the difference between short flatchested girls and blobs of embryo and placenta.

Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.

Gallery (of Slaaneshi Flatchest D)

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  Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)

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  lucky flatchest stars

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  Flastchest D and her boyfriend Kharn

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  She does look good in it though.

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• Rule'd

  Rule'd

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  Yeah. She told me that too. But did inquisitors believe it? Nope.

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  Tzeentch changed Flatchest D to see what she'd look like with boobs. Sad Khârn is sad.

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Gallery for the other Chaos Gods

• It's not what you think though. The Khorne Flatchest Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.

  It's not what you think though. The Khorne Flatchest Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.

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  Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".

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  "Can I borrow the car, dad?"

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  "St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."

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  Flatchest lovers are so easy to manipulate.

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  working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?

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  She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.

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  Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt

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  The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... biggest? What's this tall, big-breasted woman doing here!?