Sergal

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Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry. He gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture, and most infamously, a tongue-like clitoral hood. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. This caught on in 4chan and spread across the internet, causing distress to the original artist. He responded by removing it in subsequent illustrations, and even giving the females breasts, which only made them more furry. Perhaps realizing there was no winning, he gave up and returned them to their original design. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis." Reading his thoughts on this (or any) subject is described as both horrible and strangely fascinating.

Sergals enjoy murder, torture, slavery, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities. At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.

Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry, and that their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" is already filled by gnolls. Such arguments typically collapse into further arguments about whether gnolls are also too furry. On quiet nights, the rare non-troll Sergal thread is created, seeking to create a full set of fluff for them. At the same time, troll threads have become increasingly common. This creates a positive feedback loop, where sergal troll threads are created in an effort to counter the increasing number of sergal troll threads.

Recently, they've been statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.

Sergals have also been statted for 4e, 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe.

A set of Commissar Sergal pictures exist, expertly crafted for trolling war hams.

Sergals make effective skub due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature.

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