STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" is a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements in order to dispense justice.
Seeing as how the Guards are near innumerable and constantly materialize in the midst of trying to bring Criminal Scum to justice, one could reason that all that was necessary to close shut the jaws of Oblivion was to rile them up and lead them into Mehrunes Dagon's realm and allow the infinite army of guardsmen to kill him, and then go to jail. Thus would the prophecy of Captain Picard be brought full circle, with the Chosen one back in jail for being a Crime! Inal scum!
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What one guard knows, ALL GUARDS KNOW.
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STOP RIGHT THERE OH GOD
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Good luck trying to nick the change from this one
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