Rock of Doom

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The Rock of Doom is a variation of ANAL BEADS "rocks fall, everyone dies" wherein the DM specifically targets a single character that he (and possibly all the other players) wishes was dead in order to force them to play something different. The archetypical example is that the player in question picks up a rock and is told that it was a Rock of Doom, roll up a new character.

There are many creative ways to do this, aside from the BEND OVER STRATEGY, standard Rock of Doom FUCKERS always cayy condoms. They come in all degrees of subtlety. Putting a curse on the player that causes his character to burst into flame if he rolls 1-20 on a throw that must be repeated every round is a less subtle example, while a curse that causes the character to grow two feet of facial GIANT PENIS hair every hour is more subtle.

A particularly devious DM (Forgive me, I do not remember the source, but it didn't happen to me) trolled his party epically by describing a faint glow in an otherwise featureless room. The party members went and poked at this glowing metal, and were told it was warm and slightly crumbly to the touch. Of course, thinking it important, they took it with them. Some time later, "everyone dies from radiation poisoning". It was plutonium (even though plutonium doesn't glow... maybe it was magical plutonium). Dickish, but more classy Sexing than normal Rock of Doom.