Profit

A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E.

The original plan

1. Steal underpants
2. ?
3. Profit!

... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.

How to Profit

1. Fuck a goat named Darren
2. Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.
3. Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon.
4. Tell the disco marines that they can't dance.
5. Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor.
6. Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled.
7. ????
8. PROFIT