Pente

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Pente is a Classic game of skillz. Very similar to the ancient game Go, Pente's basic principle is to connect five beads(hence the Greek word for five) in a vertical or horizontal row. Players can also win by capturing 10 of another player's pieces. Players take pieces by placing a bead on both sides of another players two beads. The game was previously considered the Game Of The Gods, due to its ancient Greek appearance. However, the game was only made in 1977 by a bunch of assholes who take joy in confusing children with complex game rules.

Pente can cause extreme cases of euphoria, rage, sorrow, and overall awesomeness. There was a recorded event in Virginia when a fateful game of Pente caused such an explosion of emotion and exclamations that a following game of checkers caused a series of Face-Air Humpings. The youth that received the Blast of victorious manliness in the face had developed a psychic-whiplash after the event.