Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.
Type of Warband
| Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
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| 1-6
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Propa' Klan
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| 7-10
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Freeboota
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Warband Colors
| Pick a color ya git! (d100)
|
| 1-16
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Red (da fastest)
|
| 17-32
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Green (da Orkiest)
|
| 33-48
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Black (ded 'ard)
|
| 48-64
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Yellow (flashiest)
|
| 65-80
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Blue (da luckiest)
|
| 81-96
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Brown (da most tradishunal)
|
| 97-99
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Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
|
| 100
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Roll twoice (Or pick blue and roll once more ya lucky git!)
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Legendary Ork
| We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
|
| 1-5
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Warboss/Kaptin
|
| 6-7
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Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-10 Storm Boy)
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| 8-9
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Oddboy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
|
| 10
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Grot or other non-Ork ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
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| Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
|
| 1-25
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Krumped loads o' 'umies
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| 26-50
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Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
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| 51-70
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Konkered otha puny-er Orks
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| 71-85
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Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-8 Dark Eldar, 9 Exodites, 10 Harlequins)
|
| 86-90
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E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
|
| 91-95
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Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
|
| 96-100
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Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
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Favoured God
| Gork or Mork? (d10)
|
| 1-2
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Gork
|
| 4-5
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Mork
|
| 6-7
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Deyz both good, ya squighead!
|
| 8-9
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We'z just krumping gits, ya know? We'z do not kare much about deh gits mak'n ov'ah gits and dah plan'its we'z krumping dem on.
|
| 10
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Dah same gits dem spikey 'umies and weird squigs iz follow'n, blood for dah blood git or sumpt'n like dat!
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Warband Size
| 'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
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| 1
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Not much, boss...
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| 2
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Just sum odd boyz
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| 3-4
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We'z short a bunch o' boyz but dere's plenty of gitz who want ta krump wi' us!
|
| 5-7
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We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
|
| 8-9
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We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
|
| 10
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Dere's too Many of 'Em!!
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Average Size
| 'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)
|
| 1
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Da boyz be lucky to krump one of 'dem blue boyz...
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| 2
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Dey ain't Big, but dey get da job done
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| 3-7
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'Ar boys are da roight and proppa size boss!
|
| 8-9
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Da boyz be as big as dem regular gits' nobz!
|
| 10
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'Ar boss be as big as dem 'ard humies dreads! And dem dreads be 'uge!
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"Ally"
Enemy (Well, More So Than Usual)
| See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
|
| 1-25
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Ovva Orks
|
| 26-50
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Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
|
| 51-70
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Dem 'nid squigs
|
| 71-80
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Dem 'umies
|
| 81-85
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Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
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| 86-90
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Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
|
| 91-95
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Da puny but shooty blueboyz
|
| 91-94
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Da ded killy skullboyz
|
| 95
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We are Daemon-Killa' you git
|
| 96-100
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I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
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Special Boyz
| We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
|
| 1
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Storm Boyz
|
| 2-3
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Shoota/ Slugga Boyz
|
| 4-5
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Nobz
|
| 6
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Dokz
|
| 7
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Weirdboyz
|
| 8
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Mekboyz
|
| 9
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Kommandoz
|
| 10
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Grots, grots e'rywhere!
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Best Loot
| Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
|
| 1-50
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Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
|
| 51-55
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One o' dem 'umie Titans
|
| 56-60
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One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
|
| 61-65
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One o' dem pointy boyz' Battle Titans
|
| 66-70
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One o' dem sniky-boyz' Pain Enjuns
|
| 71-75
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Lotsa teef from one 'a dose 'uge tyr-uh-nid squigs
|
| 76-80
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One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big killy pyramids
|
| 81-85
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Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
|
| 86-97
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A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Kans
|
| 98
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A big buncha of dem non-orkish gits. Roll on da enemy table for da type and then roll on da speshul "Wot did ya do wit dem" table.
|
| 99
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Skulls, Skulls, Skulls and Blood lots of em
|
| 100
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Roll twice on dis table (we gots loads uv loot, boss!)
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| Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
|
| 4-5
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It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
|
| 6-8
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Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
|
| 9
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Made some 'uge piles of it
|
| 10
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We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle
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| Wot did ya do wit dem? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Da boyz ate (or killed) 'em
|
| 4-5
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'Em were gud workers
|
| 6-8
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Thesez gits were gud fud for squigs
|
| 9
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Meks took 'em and done somethinga weird
|
| 10
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We made 'em orkier, and da boss leaded 'em to battle
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