Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.
Type of Warband
| Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
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| 1-6
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Propa' Klan
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| 7-10
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Freeboota
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Warband Colors
| Pick a color ya git! (d100)
|
| 1-16
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Red (da fastest)
|
| 17-32
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Green (da Orkiest)
|
| 33-48
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Black (ded killy)
|
| 48-64
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Yellow (flashiest)
|
| 65-80
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Blue (da luckiest)
|
| 81-96
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Brown (da most tradishunal)
|
| 97-99
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Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
|
| 100
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Roll twoice (ya lucky git!)
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Legendary Ork
| We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
|
| 1-5
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Warboss/Kaptin
|
| 6-7
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Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
|
| 8-9
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Oddboy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
|
| 10
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Grot or other non-Ork ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
|
| Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
|
| 1-25
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Krumped loads o' 'umies
|
| 26-50
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Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
|
| 51-70
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Konkered otha puny-er Orks
|
| 71-85
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Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
|
| 86-90
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E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
|
| 91-95
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Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
|
| 96-100
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Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
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Favoured God
| Gork or Mork? (d10)
|
| 1-3
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Gork
|
| 4-6
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Mork
|
| 7-9
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Deyz both good, ya squighead!
|
| 10
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We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.,NOW GET LOST. BOYZ let' get some skulls for the skull pile. AND KEEP WALKING IN RANKS YOU GIT.
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Warband Size
| 'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
|
| 1
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Not much, boss...
|
| 2
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Just da weird ones
|
| 3-4
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We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
|
| 5-7
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We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
|
| 8-9
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We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
|
| 10
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There's too Many of 'Em!!
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Average Size
| 'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)
|
| 1
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Da boyz be lucky to krump one of 'dem blue boyz...
|
| 2
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Dey ain't Big, but dey get the job done
|
| 3-7
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'Are boys are da roight and proppa size boss!
|
| 8-9
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Da boyz be as big as dem regular gits' nobz!
|
| 10
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'Are boss be as big as dem 'ard humies dreads! And dem dreads be 'uge!
|
"Ally"
Enemy (Well, More So Than Usual)
| See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
|
| 1-25
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Ovva Orks
|
| 26-50
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Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
|
| 51-70
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Dem 'nid squigs
|
| 71-80
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Dem 'umies
|
| 81-85
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Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
|
| 86-90
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Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
|
| 91-95
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Da puny but shooty blueboyz
|
| 91-94
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Da ded killy skullboyz
|
| 95
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We are Daemon-Killa' you git
|
| 96-100
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I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
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Special Boyz
| We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
|
| 1
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Storm Boyz
|
| 2-3
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Shoota Boyz
|
| 4-5
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Slugga Boyz
|
| 6
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Dokz
|
| 7
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Weirdboyz
|
| 8
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Mekboyz
|
| 9
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Kommandoz
|
| 10
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Grots, grots e'rywhere!
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Best Loot
| Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
|
| 1-50
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Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
|
| 51-55
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One o' dem 'umie Titans
|
| 56-60
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One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
|
| 61-65
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One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans
|
| 66-70
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One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns
|
| 71-75
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One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz
|
| 76-80
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One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids
|
| 81-85
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Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
|
| 86-97
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A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
|
| 98
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A big buncha of dem non-orkish gits. Roll on da enemy table for dem's type and then roll on dem speshul "Wot did ya do wit dem" table.
|
| 99
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Skulls, Skulls, Skulls and Blood lots of em
|
| 100
|
Roll twice on dis table (we gots more than one, boss!)
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| Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
|
| 1-3
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Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
|
| 4-5
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It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
|
| 6-8
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Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
|
| 9
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Made some 'uge piles of it
|
| 10
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We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle
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| Wot did ya do wit dem? (d10)
|
| 1-3
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Da boyz ate (or killed) 'em
|
| 4-5
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'Em were gud workers
|
| 6-8
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Thesez gits were gud fud for squigs
|
| 9
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Meks took 'em and done somethinga weird
|
| 10
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We made 'em orkier, and da boss leaded 'em to battle
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