Ork Klan Creation Tables

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Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.

Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
1-6 Propa' Klan
7-10 Freeboota
Pick a color ya git! (d100)
1-20 Red (da fastest)
21-50 Green (da Orkiest)
51-65 Black (ded killy)
66-80 Yellow (flashiest)
81-95 Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
96-99 Blue (da luckiest)
100 Roll twoice (ya lucky git!)
We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
1-5 Warboss/Kaptin
6-7 Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
8-9 Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
10 Grot/Digga ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
1-25 Krumped loads o' 'umies
26-50 Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
51-70 Konkered otha puny-er Orks
71-85 Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
86-90 E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
91-95 Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
96-100 Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
Gork or Mork? (d10)
1-3 Gork
4-6 Mork
7-9 Deyz both good, ya squighead!
10 We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.
'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
1 Not much, boss...
2-4 We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
5-9 We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
10 We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)
1-25 Ovva Orks
26-50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
51-70 Dem 'nid squigs
71-80 Dem 'umies
81-85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
86-90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
91-95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz
91-95 Da ded killy skullboyz
96-100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
1-25 Ovva Orks
26-50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
51-70 Dem 'nid squigs
71-80 Dem 'umies
81-85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
86-90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
91-95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz
91-95 Da ded killy skullboyz
96-100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
1-5 Boyz
6 Dokz
7 Weirdboyz
8 Mekboyz
9 Kommandoz
10 Grots, grots e'rywhere!
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
1-50 Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
51-55 One o' dem 'umie Titans
56-60 One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
61-65 One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans
66-70 One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns
71-75 One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz
76-80 One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids
81-85 Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
86-99 A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
100 Roll twice on dis table (we gots more than one, boss!)
Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
1-3 Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
4-5 It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
6-8 Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
9-10 We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle
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