Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.
| Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
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| 1-6
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Propa' Klan
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| 7-10
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Freeboota
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| Pick a color ya git! (d100)
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| 1-20
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Red (da fastest)
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| 21-50
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Green (da Orkiest)
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| 51-65
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Black (ded killy)
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| 66-80
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Yellow (flashiest)
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| 81-95
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Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
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| 96-99
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Blue (da luckiest)
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| 100
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Roll twoice (ya lucky git!)
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| We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
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| 1-5
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Warboss/Kaptin
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| 6-7
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Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
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| 8-9
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Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
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| 10
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Grot/Digga ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
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| Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
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| 1-25
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Krumped loads o' 'umies
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| 26-50
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Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
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| 51-70
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Konkered otha puny-er Orks
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| 71-85
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Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
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| 86-90
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E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
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| 91-95
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Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
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| 96-100
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Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
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| Gork or Mork? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Gork
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| 4-6
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Mork
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| 7-9
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Deyz both good, ya squighead!
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| 10
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We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.
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| 'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
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| 1
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Not much, boss...
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| 2-4
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We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
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| 5-9
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We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
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| 10
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We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
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| See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)
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| 1-25
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Ovva Orks
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| 26-50
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Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
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| 51-70
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Dem 'nid squigs
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| 71-85
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Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
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| 86-90
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Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
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| 91-95
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Da puny but shooty blueboyz
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| 91-95
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Da ded killy skullboyz
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| 96-100
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I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
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| See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
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| 1-25
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Ovva Orks
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| 26-50
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Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
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| 51-70
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Dem 'nid squigs
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| 71-85
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Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
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| 86-90
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Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
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| 91-95
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Da puny but shooty blueboyz
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| 91-95
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Da ded killy skullboyz
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| 96-100
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I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
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| We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
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| 1-5
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Boyz
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| 6
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Dokz
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| 7
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Weirdboyz
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| 8
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Mekboyz
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| 9
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Kommandoz
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| 10
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Grots, grots e'rywhere!
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| Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
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| 1-50
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Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
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| 51-55
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One o' dem 'umie Titans
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| 56-60
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One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
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| 61-65
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One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans
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| 66-70
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One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns
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| 71-75
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One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz
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| 76-80
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One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids
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| 81-85
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Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
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| 86-99
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A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
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| 100
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Roll twice on dis table (we gots more than one, boss!)
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| Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
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| 1-3
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Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
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| 4-5
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It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
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| 6-8
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Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
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| 9-10
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We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle
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