Not as planned

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Things are not always JUST AS PLANNED for Tzeentch.

"Not as planned" is what you say when things are the exact opposite of being just as planned.

The Imperium is a good example of Not as planned. See also the fall of the Eldar.

Expect to say it a lot if you worship Zhuvassin (who is the Chaos God of NOT AS PLANNED). Also, expect to say this if your unit is utterly outwitted by tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

Examples of not as planned

  • The outcome of the Great Crusade
  • The Imperium in all its current unwholesome glory!
  • The fall of the Eldar. Perfect for lolz
  • Black Crusades by a certain armless failure..... (although canonically they actually were Just As Planned. Well, except maybe that one that tossed Abaddon right into the middle of a ton of orks, but Abaddon still got something out of it)
  • Loose C'tan shards (just roaming around the galaxy)
  • Everything the Inquisition does to try and strengthen humanity (it all goes tits up, time after time).
  • Playing Tau against Tyranids in Cityfighting scenario
  • 7th Edition and all the non-Adeptus-Astartes armybooks for said edition (that said, the Daemonology powers are a nice addition, although trying to use them as a non-daemon or GK SUCKS BALLS).

See also