Nork Deddog

Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have fewer IQ points than Sarah Palin, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals.