Monstergirls

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This article or section is about Monstergirls (or a monster that is frequently depicted as a Monstergirl), something that /tg/ widely considers to be the purest form of awesome. Expect PROMOTIONS! and /d/elight in equal measure, often with drawfaggotry or writefaggotry to match.

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There's anthropomorphic fans; people who dig animals with human features and vice-versa. This is common and harmless, and these can be found in dozens of different boards. Hell, there's even Touhous with Cat Ears.

"Girls with cat ears are so cute!"

This is normal, and there's nothing wrong with this.


Then there's furries who have a sexual fetish for people-shaped animals, or who want to be people-shaped animals AND dress up as animals. These people are hated but they're usually not so bad once you *BLAM* Showing sympathy is HERESY!

"Oh god, Pinkie-Pie is so hot, I'd totally do her."
MLP EROTICA? DOUBLE HERESY!*BLAM*

As you can see from our friend the Commissar, this is Heresy to be shunned.

And then... and then there's the rare golden mean between the two above - they are where /tg/ and /d/ have their greatest overlap - sexy decidedly not-human girls who happen to be among the things everyone on /tg/ loves the most. To put it simply, were Rule 34 and a Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual were to have hardcore ball-busting sex, Monstergirls would be the product of their sweaty lust, and both parents would look upon their child with pride.

A wide variety of monstergirls exist - a comprehensive list may be impossible, but some of the most common ones seen on /d/ and /tg/ alike are below:

  • Mermaids
  • Demon/Devil Girls
  • Daemonettes
  • Nagas/Lamia/Marliths
  • Medusae
  • Orcs
  • Trolls
  • Sphinxes
  • Slime/Goo Girls
  • Elemental Girls
    (Fire girls never get to cuddle T_T )
  • Warforged

Suffice to say, there's ten shitloads. Monstergirls are one of the few things /tg/ will defend to the death - getting between a fa/tg/uy and his Monstergirls will result in fa/tg/uy rage that will give an Angry Marine pause. Note that there are other, decidedly-not-monstergirls that are seen in these threads too - Elves aren't exactly Monstergirls and get fucked way too much - but they're still allowed, as are miscellaneous catgirls/werecats, etc, in spite of the obvious weeaboo. There's also a few more monstrous girls, such as Thri-Kreen or Mindflayers, thrown in the mix for both hilarity and lulz. So if you happen upon some desert insect women in a Monstergirl thread? Don't be afraid -- it's all good. Make a grapple check if you know what I mean.

Living With Monstergirl series

Whenever a monstergirl thread starts, someone will start posting the "Living With _____" aka "My Life With _____" comics. These are one-page cute erotic stories of a man who has a monstergirl live-in girlfriend. The author assures us (in an interview vignette) it's not the same guy two-timing these girls, but actually eight identical brothers who each happened to fall in love with a different monstergirl. The brothers sometimes meet one another (and their spouses) mid-comic.

The ones that have been seen/translated are:

  • Living with Arachne & Living with Arachne 2
  • Living with Mermaid
  • Living with Dullahan & Living with Dullahan 2 (Irish for "headless knight psychopomp")
  • Living with Slime
  • Living with Harpy & Living with Harpy 2
  • Living with Lamia & Living with Lamia 2
  • Living with Minotaur
  • Living with Centaur & Living with Centaur 2

The Monster Girl Encyclopedia

Seen in the gallery below, this is another series of monstergirls.

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