Monday

Overview

Monday... That say's it all doesn't it. That first day of the week, usually if not always the shitiest day of the week. Day where you have to go to work or other activities which require you to be civil, in on time, be appropriately dressed and have your brain switched on at 7 in the morning if not earlier. Yep, Mondays suck. To make everything worse though one usually has a really bad hangover and is fuck-all tired. Also, many PROMOTIONS occur on Monday. Plus, if you have a spawn receptacle well no happy times for you coz she's got a head-ache. The ONLY redeeming factor for this day is that it's when new episodes of Adventure Time air on Cartoon Network.

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