Mary Sue

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He doesn't count, 'cause firstly, it's a picture of Patrick Stewart, and secondly, Jean Luc-Picard is teh Indrick BALDEALE.

Originally a Mary Sue is a character that is a shameless self-insert, poorly developed, without flaws and stupidly overpowered. /tg/ hates Mary Sues.

Unfortunately, after so much rage and so many troll threads, /tg/'s definition of Mary Sue has become blurred; no one can agree on what the phrase means, to the point where the mere mention of Mary Sue is enough to set off shitstorms across the board.

Some accept nothing less than the above description, and will sooner gut you then look twice if you say it's anything else. Others prefer a more generalized definition, which refers to an overly-idealized character who exerts an unjust amount of influence upon their respective setting or story. Others still carry this meaning out to extremes, and use the term to describe anyone who isn't a homeless junkie or a brooding sociopath with an alignment of chaotic neutral.

The term is commonly used by trolls, and can most easily be spotted by a blanket accusation of a character being a Sue without attempting to justify actual reasons behind it. More clever trolls will attempt to offer some explanation that is deliberately intended to get under the offended party's skin.

Never Ending List of Mary Sues

(Note: please post Mary Sues in alphabetical order.)

  • Anakin Skywalker
  • Bella from twilight
  • Bilbo Baggins (Back when being sophisticated and wholesome was a good thing)
  • Cordell Walker from Walker Texas Ranger (the source of all the Chuck-Norris jokes)
  • Drizzt
  • Edward from twilight
  • Elves
  • Elminster Aumar (Forgotten Realms)
  • Emperor Palpatine from star wars.
  • Frodo Baggins (Successfully seduced the straight hobbit Sam Gamgee, into homosexuality.
  • Green Lantern, especially Hal Jordan
  • Harry Potter
  • Jacob from twilight
  • Link from the Zelda vidya gaems
  • Luke Skywalker
  • Marneus Calgar
  • Master Chief
  • Med'an (Half-Human, part-Orc and part-Draenei. Also related to several lore characters in one way or another)
  • Mordenkainen (Gary Gygax's personal avatar in the Greyhawk setting)
  • Rhonin, archmage of the Kirin-Tor
  • most 13 year-olds's RPG characters
  • Space Marines (Actually, Space Marines are just super powered Nazis/Crusaders/Taliban/Al-Qaeda)
  • Space Marine smurfs
  • Spider Man
  • Superman
  • The Unholy, half-crow cowgirl in Vampire: The Requiem
  • Wonder Woman
  • young main characters in crappy japanese animes and manga
  • any White Wolf employee that shows up at a Vampire LARP session is automatically playing a millennia-old demigod vamp.
  • Zelda
  • Link



(More to be added later (sounds of crying editors))

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