Lizardmen
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Overview
In Warhammer Fantasy Lizardmen are an Aztec/Inca like civilization of Chaos-hating reptile-like creatures that live in the Warhammer Fantasy universe's analogue to South America.
They are ruled by the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hut and a frog, also known as Slann. The Slann were subcontractors of the Old Ones, who fled from a parallel universe because they where exterminated by Terminator wannabes and jellyfishes of doom, and decided to build a new world for later fuck up it as they always do thanks to their hippie culture.
The Slann were so fucking lazy they demanded some extra help, and the Old Ones created the skinks, the saurus and the kroxigors, using some Chuck Norris essence in the process, because no matter how small a lizardman can be, he or she will obliterate your scrotum with a wood stick with pointy obsidian rocks. They hate furs(but they are scaliefags), emo elves and pirate zombies, loving to feed their snake pets with Skaven bitches and smashing rotted imitators of Jack Sparrow when they are bored, also their cities have a shitload of gold and when not feel in the mood usually contract merc Estalian and Tilean guys for do the dirty job. They are also well known friends of tomb kings and Grandpa Dreadnought with their get the hell off my lawn policies. Though they suck at this policy because the Warriors of Chaos have built up a fucking raiding town in their country and spend their time slaughtering their outposts and cities and stealing their lizard mounts. So, in short, they get their asses kicked by the Warriors of Chaos, but that's okay because the Warriors of Chaos are motherfucking Vikings.
Currently they have set up a colony in the Warhammer World's analoge to England.
People like to draw them raping amazons [does require photo evidence].
With the new magic rules they went from being one of the least popular armies, to raping enemy wizards, half the opposing army and still having enough dice left to throw out a fuck load more spells in the first turn. Seriously, Lizardmen have the Most Broken Magic items. One of them lets the user put the negative effect of a miscast onto an enemy Wizard, considering this includes creating a blackhole that rapes all reality, you can literally fuck up a roll and throw one of the nastiest game mechanics ever statted out in tabletop gaming into the middle of the other guys army! They also have the Black Cube which dispels magic spells like a normal Dispel scroll, only it has a 50% chance of cancelling the other guy's entire magic phase!
TL;DR Fucking Toad Wizards Troll players who ain't Lizardmen
They are made of awesome and rape. In that order.