List of /tg/ Cuisine

This article is delicious. Don't fuck it up.

Let's be fair, people. There are times when Meatbread just doesn't fucking cut it and you want some delicious edibles that are a bit more substantial than that. Not to worry; today, we have just that. This ongoing article (which will be updated regularly) will teach you how to make a shitton of good food that you can nom on and enjoy.

Stew of Manliness

Creator: This idiot. Need a fucking good meal that won't take forever and is satisfying as fuck? Look no further.

Shit You Need:

• 1 can Beef or Turkey Chili (no beans)
• 1 can sliced or diced potatoes
• Half a can of corn
• 1 Lb Ground Beef
• Hamburger Seasonings (I recommend a mix of about half a teaspoon each of pepper and salt)
• Onion Powder
• Cheddar Cheese, Shredded

Optional Shit:

• Onion, Chopped
• 1 small can baked beans
• Half a can of carrots

Cooking This Shit: Break up, season, and cook the ground beef up in a skillet. Throw in the canned potatoes after draining them and the chopped onion (if you're even using one). Give the entire fucking lot a dusting of Onion Powder whilst it fries up.

At the same time, heat the Chili up and mix in the corn, beans (if you're using them), and veggies (again, if you're using them). Mix in the beef and such from the previous step once it's reasonably well cooked, and stir that fucker up and heat it thoroughly. Top with shredded cheddar cheese and let it sit for about 5 minutes before eating.

Easy Dessert, /tg/-Style

Creator: This idiot. Quick, easy, inexpensive, suprisingly good on a budget.

'Shit You Need:

• 1 can Cherry Pie filling, frozen in can
• half a can of hershey's chocolate syrup
• A tablespoon of rum extract (or rum if you prefer)
• A blender

Toss the contents into a blender and shred this shit until the contents are more-or-less smooth.

Poor it into a shallow dish and let it sit in the freezer for about an hour or two (or until it's solid). Shave off a bit with a spoon and eat it like ice cream.