Lady Malys

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Amongst the Dark Eldar, there is one that reigns supreme; Asdrubael Vect, lord of the Kabal of the Black Heart. He is the most cunning Dark Eldar to have lived and takes pleasure reducing would be usurpers to warp hound chow. Once chief amongst his underlings was the Lady Aurelia Malys, who was his consort and displayed remarkable intelligence. For a while she was one of the prominent members of his inner circle and displayed her talents during the Panacea wars (see section below).

Vect grew bored of her after a couple of centuries (and maybe partially out of fear of her ambition) and kicked Malys out of her court. A woman scorned, Malys and her followers left Commorragh into another expanse of the Webway to get her hell-no-hathing fury on. There in the depths of the Webway she met one of the strange beings that inhabited that realm, who banished her followers and challenged Malys to a game of wills, the loser of which would give their heart to the winner. Malys was victorious and the glowing being vanished, leaving a blade and its crystal heart. Then, in a turn of events that was truly batty completely sensible, she used the blade to remove her own heart and place the crystal one inside herself, because, you know, crystal works just as well as flesh with blood (we're talking about the unrelentingly weird world of 40k here. She could have stuck a muffin in there and it probably would have worked).

From then she returned to Commorragh with revenge in mind against Vect and began to build up her power, until she became the Archon of the Kabal of the Poisoned Tongue and one of the most powerful rulers in the Dark City.

Her keen mind is truly a byzantine labyrinth, hatching countless plots and always preparing to take advantage of a situation. She is described as polite, aloft and haughty, which only matches the image we have of her as one of those Victorian English ladies or anime noblewoman villainesses with an annoying laugh hidden behind a razor fan, unflattering polite while she plans how best to serve your brains on a platter at the next dinner party. She has matched wits with Asdrubael countless times and has an incredible sense of precognition. She may indeed in time be the one to finally dethrone Vect himself…

No seriously, she has a razor-bladed fan. Classy as shit, the Posh Spice to Lelith Hesperax's Sporty Spice.

Oh and it is claimed in rumours that she can often be heard laughing hysterically from her private quarters. Strange glowing being found in the webway that didn't try to nom nom an eldar…hysterical laughter…powers of precognition…yeah this has Cegorach written all over it. And confirmed with the release of Codex: Harlequins. The Veiled Path takes credit for the encounter, though is vague as to why.

The Panacea Incident

Malys is desperate to become the first female member of the league of extraordinary dickery (membership including the Emperor, Tzeentch, The Deceiver, Cegorach, Vect [Who is most likely trying to oppose Malys' membership], and Eldrad). Her admission entry into the league was her actions during the Panacea wars. Vect, desiring to weaken the lesser kabals, gave them the challenge to poison the entire Imperium. Malys, discovering that the Imperium had recovered a precious STC, knew this was the perfect chance. She made it so that a large fleet of Ork Roks crash-landed into the Imperial forge world where the STC had been found and while both sides were butchering each other Malys and her bodyguard waltzed in and plucked the STC off a dead Ork Mekboy’s hands with a flourish and a kiss. Vect was highly pleased with this textbook example of evil and after that Malys enjoyed increased influence in the dark city.

Why did stealing this particular artifact qualify? The STC, called the Panacea (which could basically cure every disease, ever), was one that could have saved countless billions of human lives through miraculous medical technologies and seriously given Nurgle a run for his money. Malys knew fully well what the STC could have done, but she keeps it locked away in her private gallery, a potent discovery that will forever be kept out of the Imperials’ hands and which gives Malys enormous satisfaction to know she is causing lots of suffering. The league is currently assessing such an entry for full membership.

Oh and to weaken some other Orks she was fighting another time she developed a powerful chemical agent that works on their reproductive cycle and let it loose through a couple of Ork-held planets. Again this was done for giggles. Also, the fluff mentioned it was with help from the Lhameans (an all-female sect of Dark Eldar courtesans/poison experts) in her entourage; so bisexuality is implied for Malys (because she hangs out with ladies? Next you'll be telling me every single Wych in Commaragh is...hm, actually nevermind. Bad example) (It's because those ladies are renowned for being high-class, nobility-exclusive prostitutes and a society where "the artist doesn't have to fear the censor" and pornographic snuff films are legal wouldn't have a problem with bisexuality or homosexuality).

The 7E Haemonculus Coven supplement, while having Malys removed from play like most other named characters, does at least mention this spectacular tool as a new artefact for the Haemonculi. Apparently, one of the flesh-makers found out Malys had this tool and instantly lusted for it like a Techpriest over an STC. While she didn't let him have it, the guy was still more than willing to reverse-engineer it so that it could be useful. What resulted was the Panacea Perverted, a tool that gives a massive boost to IWND as well as forcing all poisoned weapons to wound on a 6+. That latter bit comes extremely useful for other Dark Eldar, Nids, or Nurgle, who get all the poisoned stuff.

Current Status

Like everything else without a model, Malys is no longer playable on the tabletop. In spite of this (or possibly because of this, if you consider GW's possible fluff reasoning for making Vect not playable either), her fluff role has expanded and she's now basically Vect's distaff counterpart. Commoragh has entered its own "End Times" of a sort as she and Vect fight an internal, out-and-out-street war in the city over a warp gate that threatens to break, neither of them wanting it to open but mistakenly believing the other one does. Why any Dark Eldar would try to unplug the cork in the anus of Commorragh remains a mystery. Much lulz is being had by all, especially since the loss of Vect and Malys' tabletop forms means the plot armor has fallen the Dark Eldar never had plot armor, that's 40K humans, especially the Imperium, that you're thinking of.

Image Gallery

NOPE, NOT A SINGLE CANON IMAGE TO BE FOUND. Image search Eva Green in Penny Dreadful or Ragyo from Kill la Kill (though without the luminous rainbow hair) and model her as an archon with a sword and a fucking Power Fan.

Dark Eldar Lords and Ladies
Asdrubael Vect - Archon Tahril - Baron Sathonyx
Drazhar - Duke Sliscus - Kheradruakh
Lady Malys - Lelith Hesperax - Urien Rakarth