Ai-san
This article contains something which makes absolutely no logical sense, such as Nazi Zombie Mercenaries, Fucking Space Orangutans, anything written by a certain Irish leper or Robin Crud-ace, or Wizards of the Coast hiring the fucking Pinkertons over a children’s card game. If you proceed, consider yourself warned. |
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ traditional gaems <3 and my fav is WH40K!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband the emperor!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked into the Golden throne =^____^=I looked up and saw…THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII EMPEROR-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind the throne o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fa/tg/irl watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NURGLE CAUSE EMPEROR-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then the emperor held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became space marines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)* (^o^)(^o^)(^o^)
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As seen above, Ai-san is how not to post something on tg (or anywhere), and serves as an example on the worst way to construct a post.