Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander
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The Imperial Governer-Militant in Dark Crusade. Considered a step down in manliness from General Sturnn, Alexander remains a fucking manly motherfucker, especially since Dark Crusade ends with a canon ending for the Imperial Guard, successfully destroying the Necrons, stopping an Ork WAAAAGH!! Dead in its tracks, capturing the Eldar witch Taldeer, forcing the Tau off-world, kicking Eliphas The Inheritor's ass, and driving off the Blood Ravens when their commander was too much of a tool and refused to fuck off. So whilst he does not reach the manliness of the other Imperial generals in the series, he has the standard-issue set of fist-size steel balls all guardsmen have, and he is, as such, still pretty badass.
He dies in the intro of Dawn of War Soulstorm's intro, trying to help the 252nd Conservator Regiment (under Vance Motherfucking Stubbs retake Kaurava. It sucks because it's a completely unceremonious death for someone who accomplished as much as he did. His death encouraged Stubbs to get his shit into the game, however, encouraging the 252nd Kauravan towards greater acts of bravery and valour.