Field Kit Inspection

Field Kit Inspection is a bout of autistic, crack-infused roleplay, that follows the near heretical misadventures of the almost always loyal, "Unknown Regiment", and its efforts to destroy Mankind's enemies in the grim-darkness of the far future.

Each thread typically starts with Commissar Knochenmus bringing together the regiment, under the premise of something happening, before quickly divulging into utter Chaos and heresy.

Characters

Active Duty

No regiment, not matter how loyal, or astounding, can get anywhere without men and women to grease the wheels, and fill the body bags. This section describes those who have yet to meet their obligations, and die for the Emperor.

• Commissar Arthur Knochenmus The new Commissar in town. Knochenmus was assigned to the regiment, shortly after its creation, and mere hours after its commanding Officer, Colonel Erigs, died in an unfortunate suicidal accident. He is considered (mostly by himself) to be a tactical genius of incredible proportions, and sees loyalty and purity in even the most heretical of men. Often leadingg to confusion from the actual loyalists in the regiment.

• 1st Lieutenant Mattias Wyvern CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth company. Matthias has served with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay) shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and refusal of any requests to send him back. So far, he's trying to remain optimistic in a bad situation. But between the constant fuck ups, the numerous xeno and heretic infiltrators, and the Quarter master constantly sneaking into his room to use his shower, it's starting to get bit difficult.